svetikya Chapter 386 Why are they fighting again?
Chapter 386 Why are they fighting again?
"Old Zhao..."
Xu Damao spat out two words from between his teeth.
If there weren't so many people present, he would have to fight with Zhao Xiyan.
This beast took his money and even harmed him.
clap clap!
Jia Dongxu took a quick step forward and slapped him twice.
"Xu Damao, you beast... It would be fine if you went to the secret door by yourself, but you actually used my name. You really deserve to die."
"No, brother...I have never been to the secret door." Xu Damao said angrily.
"Hey, boss, this man's accent doesn't sound like the kind of person who did that to me." The woman suddenly spoke.
"Oh?"
Gui Wu raised his head slightly, patted Xu Damao's butt and said, "Look carefully, is the mole in this position..."
Everyone gathered around and looked at Xu Damao's butt.
Qin Huairu and others were both angry and amused. What on earth was Zhao Xiyan thinking about?
"No, that person's mole is a little higher up." The woman shook her head.
"Hey, isn't this another misunderstanding?"
Gui Wu took out five yuan and slapped it on Xu Damao's forehead, "Brother, don't mind... I have recognized the wrong person again."
"I don't mind, I don't mind."
Xu Damao took the money off his forehead and shouted at the top of his voice, "What are you looking at? How come you haven't seen a butt before?"
“It’s not that I haven’t seen one before, but I’ve never seen one as fair as this one.” Sha Zhu said slowly.
"Hahaha."
The whole yard burst into laughter.
Xu Damao was so embarrassed that his face turned red and he ran to the backyard with his pants lifted up.
Seeing that there was nothing exciting to watch, Zhao Xiyan was about to walk towards the west courtyard.
When he saw Yi Zhonghai and others carrying some coal in a dustpan and walking towards the backyard, he couldn't help but grab Yan Bugui.
"Old Yan, what is this?"
"What else can I do? Clean the toilet in the backyard."
Yan Bugui curled his lips and said, "The septic tank in the backyard is frozen... If you don't light a fire to thaw it, will people really use a crowbar to dig out the manure for you?"
"No, burning shit?"
Zhao Xiyan said in pain, "After you guys cooked the meal, will everyone still eat?"
"Hey, Zhao Xiyan, why are you so nosy? You don't want to use the backyard toilet, right?" Liu Haizhong said angrily, "If it's not burning, think of a way for us..."
"I……"
Zhao Xiyan was suddenly speechless.
He really doesn't know much about this stuff.
When everyone starts to light the fire.
Zhao Xiyan hurriedly ran back to the west courtyard and shouted at the top of his voice, "Everyone, come out and leave..."
"Well."
Qin Huairu and the others came over and said unhappily, "It's almost time for dinner, where are you going?"
"Let's eat outside."
Zhao Xiyan's tone was sincere, with a hint of pleading, "Can you do it just this once?"
"It's so expensive outside, we..."
Before Zhang Youyi finished speaking, an indescribable smell spread.
vomit!
Everyone couldn't help but vomit.
"Oh my, who would burn the dung balls without even drying them?" Ruan Baoer said angrily, covering her nose.
"Stop talking, ugh..."
Lou Xiao'e and others vomited even more violently.
Not a moment.
A group of people fled in panic.
Dongxing Building.
The plates on the table were clean, without a speck of oil or water left.
"Is that enough? But how about ordering a few more dishes?" Zhao Xiyan said with a smile.
"Enough is enough."
Qin Huairu said hurriedly, "We go to a restaurant just to eat like this, do you really want to eat your fill?"
"Tsk."
Zhao Xiyan shook his head, called the waiter and ordered some more dishes.
Twenty minutes later.
"Xiao Zhao, we are really full this time...don't order anymore." Yan Qing said hurriedly.
"Yeah."
Lou Xiao'e and others also nodded vigorously.
"Okay, just eat enough."
Zhao Xiyan nodded with a smile, then stood up and walked out.
These days, you have to pay the bill before eating out.
Qin Huairu and others followed him closely, and started discussing the dishes as soon as they went out. Even Ruan Baoer and Yan Qing were no exception.
Either the food is too salty or too oily.
Anyway, everyone could point out some shortcomings, which made Zhao Xiyan smile bitterly and shake his head.
As soon as they reached the street entrance, Qin Huairu and others subconsciously covered their noses.
"Isn't that right? I can smell the smell here?" Zhao Xiyan asked in surprise.
"Yeah, it's a bit weird."
Lou Xiao'e counted on her fingers and said, "Our yard is not close to the street... How come the smell can drift so far away?"
Everyone returned to the yard with nervous expressions. The strong smell made them all sigh.
Ruan Baoer was about to push open the yard door when she suddenly heard a "bang", as if something had hit the door.
"Don't……"
Zhao Xiyan hurriedly stopped her, slipped in through the back door with a group of people, and then went upstairs.
"Oh, we have a second floor in our house?" Ruan Baoer said in surprise.
Everyone was stunned at first, then smiled bitterly and shook their heads.
If what happened between her and Zhao Xiyan was true, it would not be wrong to say "our family".
Zhao Xiyan was not in the mood to pay attention to them at the moment. He just carefully put his head in front of the window and laughed at the sight.
"No, why are they fighting again?" Zhang Youyi said with disdain.
"Why don't you go down and ask?" Zhao Xiyan joked.
"Fuck you, I'm not going."
Zhang Youyi looked at the people who were making balls of feces and couldn't help but sigh, "Why do I feel... not as disgusting as before?"
"It's commonplace."
Zhao Xiyan spread his hands and said, "If it was your first time seeing a dung beetle pushing a dung ball, you would definitely feel disgusted... But if you see it every day, won't you get used to it?"
"Well, that makes sense."
Everyone agreed.
At this time, the fighting situation in the compound was stalemate.
Surprisingly, Xu Damao, Sha Zhu and Jia Dongxu came together to fight against the Liu brothers and the Yan brothers, and the three uncles became the Three Royal Families and formed their own faction.
The three parties were fighting fiercely, and the women all served as logistics soldiers to provide supplies. Even a delicate young lady like Lin Meng participated.
"No...my sister, how could she?" Lin Lu widened his eyes.
"Didn't the old people say that we should learn to be good by following good people? She hangs out with Xu Damao every day, so she's learned bad things, isn't she?" Qin Huairu sighed.
"This……"
Lin Lu looked at Lin Meng who was helping to pinch the "ammunition" and shuddered subconsciously.
If she becomes like this, she might as well just die.
The battle situation today was extremely stalemate. Both the Subdistrict Office and the Joint Defense Office played deaf and dumb, and no one came to mediate.
I do not know how long it has been.
The three parties were finally tired of fighting, and there was a knock on the door.
"Yi Zhonghai, Liu Haizhong, Yan Bugui...listen up, clean the yard within half an hour, or you will all report to the Joint Defense Office."
Captain Chen shouted outside the door.
"Yes."
The three uncles responded at the same time and began to direct people to wash the floor.
This operation left Ruan Baoer and Yan Qing, who were vomiting to death, stunned.