svetikya Chapter 385 There is a black mole on his butt
Chapter 385 There is a black mole on his butt
"When the hell did I go out?" Jia Dongxu said angrily.
"It was a little after midnight, and he was out for more than half an hour before coming back..." Yan Bugui curled his lips.
"It makes me angry just talking about it."
Jia Dongxu said angrily, "The toilet is full, but you don't know how to call someone to clean it out? You've even defecated at the door... I have diarrhea tonight, I can't defecate outside the toilet, can I?"
"He did come a few times before, but you guys took him to fight." Yi Zhonghai pouted and said, "This guy didn't come... and you guys are complaining again. It's hard to be a dung collector, isn't it?"
"No, what does your war have to do with night soil collectors?" Gui Wu couldn't help but speak.
"Hey, isn't this done with a dung ball?" Sha Zhu disagreed.
vomit!
Guiwu and the woman immediately squatted on the ground and started retching.
Tsk, it looks like you have never seen the world.
Everyone in the yard looked disdainful.
For a long time.
Gui Wu wiped his mouth and said coldly, "Jia Dongxu, you either pay fifty yuan today... or chop off one of your hands for me, otherwise I will never let you go."
"I didn't fucking sleep with your wife, why should I pay?" Jia Dongxu screamed.
"Scream, I'll let your mother scream."
Guiwu is just about to get started.
Zhao Xiyan caught a glimpse of a figure walking into the yard and then shrinking back. He immediately followed the figure, grabbed his head and pressed it against the wall.
"Old Zhao, Old Zhao, be gentle..."
"Xu Damao, are you fucking crazy?"
Zhao Xiyan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "You fucking slept with someone else's wife, and you used Jia Dongxu's name... You can just change to someone from the next yard."
"I didn't use his name. I was in a hurry and didn't have any money on me." Xu Damao said embarrassedly.
"No, that has nothing to do with it. You left in a hurry, and they came to find Jia Dongxu. How can they be related?" Zhao Xiyan said, feeling helpless and amused.
"What I meant is that I was in a hurry to leave, and I had no choice... I didn't have any money with me, so I took a letter of denunciation with Jia Dongxu's name on it." Xu Damao said helplessly, "So they mistook you for Jia Dongxu."
"Well, a letter of denunciation? Who offended you again?" Zhao Xiyan said happily.
"This……"
Xu Damao gave a smile that was uglier than crying.
clap clap!
Zhao Xiyan raised his hand and slapped him twice.
"Are you fucking sick? How did I offend you? Are you reporting me again?"
"Brother, don't do it. I'm not reporting you... I'm reporting Ruan Bao'er." Xu Damao said hurriedly, "This girl has an unknown background. I'm just afraid that she will hurt you."
"Fuck you, do you think I'm a fool?" Zhao Xiyan glared.
"Hey, what's going on?"
Zhang Youyi's voice came from the side, and Zhao Xiyan and Xu Damao looked sideways at the same time.
"Hey, this is just a misunderstanding."
"Misunderstand?"
Qin Huairu pointed at the palm print on his face and teased, "What misunderstanding could have earned you two slaps in the face?"
Phew!
Lou Xiao'e, An Xin and others burst into laughter.
"Auntie, stop laughing."
Xu Damao begged for mercy, "The matter in the yard has not been resolved yet, Lao Zhao... you helped me solve it, I owe you a favor for this."
"Fuck you, do I need you to owe me a favor? I haven't settled the score with you for reporting me." Zhao Xiyan said with a sneer.
"Well...if you help me solve this problem, I'll tell you a piece of news." Xu Damao lowered his voice and said, "This matter is about Sha Zhu and Guo Ting."
"I thought it was some kind of news."
Zhao Xiyan squinted and said, "What could possibly happen between the two of them? Guo Ting doesn't like Sha Zhu, and Sha Zhu doesn't like Guo Ting either... It's nothing more than borrowing some money."
"No, no, no... I saw them having a tryst behind the toilet yesterday." Xu Damao said hurriedly, "Guo Ting was crying and rubbing against Sha Zhu."
"Fuck, is this true?" Zhao Xiyan asked in surprise.
Alas, this guy is hopeless.
Zhang Youyi and others all held their foreheads with their hands.
They didn't know where Zhao Xiyan's strong curiosity came from. Whenever there was something exciting to watch, he would definitely be the first one to rush over.
"Really? I heard them say they're going there tonight," Xu Damao said in a firm tone.
"No, are they crazy? Why are they going behind the toilet instead of going to the cellar?" Zhao Xiyan was surprised and confused.
"We're in the toilet cellar. What if it gets blocked by someone?" Xu Damao said quietly.
"Well, that makes sense."
Zhao Xiyan nodded.
After all, this happened once, didn't it?
"Old Zhao, I'll give you sixty... no, fifty-five. Go and help me solve this problem." Xu Damao took out fifty-five yuan with a big smile on his face. "But don't mention my name. I'll take you to see a play tonight."
"Let's do it."
Zhao Xiyan curled his lips and turned into the yard.
At this time, Gui Wu was grabbing Jia Dongxu and beating him up. Jia Zhang was still unconscious, and Guo Ting was wiping her tears, but she didn't dare to step forward.
"Brother, that's enough. Even if you beat him to death, he won't be able to give you fifty dollars today, right?" Zhao Xiyan said with a smile.
"Well."
Guiwu stopped and looked at him with a frown, "Brother, are you going to help him?"
"That's out of the question."
Zhao Xiyan chuckled and said, "Come with me...I want to talk to you alone."
Gui Wu didn't hesitate and followed Zhao Xiyan to the corner.
The two of them were whispering something, but no one knew what they were talking about.
Gui Wu walked over and pulled off Jia Dongxu's pants.
"oops……"
The young women in the yard collectively covered their faces.
The group of old women opened their eyes wide instantly. It was because although Jia Dongxu was dark-skinned, his butt was quite white.
"what are you doing?"
Jia Dongxu pulled up his pants with a red face.
"Pah, it turns out he's just a Westerner..."
Guiwu spat at him and threw five dollars to him, "Brother, I've made a mistake. I'm here to compensate you for the five dollars. Can we settle this matter now?"
"What? Five dollars?"
Jia Zhang suddenly jumped up and was about to say something, but Jia Dongxu covered her mouth.
"Brother, I don't bear a grudge against you, let's just make this matter clear."
"Justice."
After Gui Wu gave Jia Dongxu a thumbs up, he suddenly walked up to Xu Damao and took off his pants again.
"Fuck."
Xu Damao was about to pull up his pants when Guiwu kicked him.
"Don't move... let my wife come over and take a look. She said that 'Jia Dongxu' has a black mole on his butt."
"Ouch."
The whole yard was suddenly in an uproar.
Lin Meng was so angry that she ran home and picked up a pair of scissors.
Zhao Xiyan was also confused at this time. He was just talking nonsense, but Xu Damao really had a black mole on his butt. What should he do?
He looked at Lin Meng's expression and quickly winked at Gui Wu.
After all, Miss Lin is very ruthless when she strikes. If she really cuts him with one pair of scissors, little Damao might really be dead.