Hong Kong variety show: Why do you say I'm crazy?

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Wang Taiyi snatched Uncle Mei's pipe, wiped the mouthpiece, and took a puff.

"Cough! Cough!..."

Pshaw! That's really aggressive.

“Uncle Mei, since you don’t want to contribute to Hong Kong’s sports, you can’t blame me. You have two choices: either you pay a 1000 million registration fee and then you can do whatever you want, or I’ll kill your son and we’ll have a fight. Choose.”

What's the point of even choosing? Hung Tai has a good name, but it can't compare to Hung Hing at all. Uncle Mei even suspects that Chiang Tin-yeung, the newly appointed leader, wants to use Hung Tai as a scapegoat to establish his authority.

"I choose one! I'll give you ten million."

Uncle Mei is flexible and adaptable.

"What do you mean 'for me'? That's contributing to the sports cause in Hong Kong. How can you have no sense of the bigger picture?"

"Say whatever you want, but can you release my son now?"

Wang Taiyi shook his head.

"Uncle Mei, the way you're talking makes you sound like an outsider. Your young master should wait until you pay him before you release him. Why don't you hand him over to me for a few days and let him volunteer when the competition starts? That would be a contribution to society."

"When you're under someone's roof, you have to bow your head," Uncle Mei said in a deep voice.

"Okay, but I need to see my son. I need to check if he's safe."

"of course can."

Wang Taiyi pointed in one direction of the living room.

"Look, you didn't even notice your young master sitting there quietly like an ugly man. What a terrible father you are... tsk tsk..."

Damn it, if you give me money, I'm a noble prince; if you don't, I'm a worthless son.

The top-floor penthouse of the Golden Night Building is very large; after Wang Taiyi renovated it, the living room alone is five or six hundred square meters.

In the corner of the living room, the prince sat on the floor, held in the arms of Kangaroo King Kong, like a baby. King Kong's muscular limbs clung tightly to him, and his evil donkey face stuck out its tongue to lick the prince's head, occasionally biting off a tuft of hair and chewing it, like a child who couldn't bear to eat ice cream taking small bites.

The prince's hair was now half-eaten by King Kong. Seeing everyone looking at him, the prince, while crying, whispered as if afraid of disturbing the monster behind him:

"Daddy...save me..."

The volume was so low it sounded like survivors in Resident Evil trying to keep quiet from disturbing the zombies; the voices were filled with fear.

No wonder the prince was so afraid. He had never been to a zoo in his life, and he only watched sports and pornographic films, not animal documentaries. He knew about kangaroos, but this was the first time he had ever seen one in person.

When he first saw King Kong, he thought it was some kind of donkey spirit, especially since King Kong even smiled at him, which scared him so much that he fainted.

"Wh...what monster!"

Uncle Mei was so startled that he took a few steps back. Well... Uncle Mei had never been to a zoo either.

King Kong loves to eat human hair, but his method is rather brutal; he bites the hair and pulls it out forcefully. Prince has short hair, so sometimes he inevitably bites the scalp, resulting in some bloodstains on half of Prince's brain, which looks quite terrifying, as if a monster is gnawing on Prince's head.

Uncle Mei mechanically turned his head to look at Wang Taiyi. This time he was really scared. What kind of person was he to raise monsters? Anyone who could raise monsters must be even more monstrous.

"You...you...you mustn't hurt my son. I'll give you 20 million, just don't let that monster eat him."

"What monster?"

Wang Taiyi rolled his eyes.

"That's a kangaroo! What an illiterate person."

"Don't lie to me, I've seen kangaroos. Kangaroos are cute little creatures that hang motionless on trees, this is clearly a monster!"

"That's a koala!"

"Okay, okay, whatever you say goes. I'll go back and raise the money right now!"

As he spoke, Uncle Mei glanced at the Crown Prince and turned to leave. Wang Taiyi waved his hand and ordered his men to release Uncle Mei's underlings.

The prince, still nestled in King Kong's arms, cried even harder when he saw his father leave, but he dared not cry too loudly, fearing that the monster behind him would eat his brains without the sugar coating. He could only whisper intermittently:

"Dad, don't go!"

After the person left, Wang Taiyi picked up his phone and made a call.

"Beep...beep...hello? Grandma, what's up?"

The phone rang twice before being answered. My dear brother Jiang Tianyang was indeed still awake; he's a real workaholic.

"Brother, things are basically settled with Hongtai. Uncle Mei contributed ten million."

"Ten million? Not bad, Auntie, you really are my favorite general, I will definitely give you an important position!"

"It's all I should do, huh? Why is it so noisy over there, brother?"

The sound on the other end of the phone was very noisy, like being in a chaotic market.

"Oh, that guy Hong Wen from Yau Ma Tei, he kept stammering about whether he'd participate in the competition or not. I even went to his door in person and he wouldn't give me any face. That uncle-like Fatty Cheung even dared to lecture me. He's got too much nerve. I'm personally leading a group to chop up that Fatty Cheung. I'll make him fly tonight. Enough said, I'm chopping people up. *beep*..."

"You're really dedicated to your job."

Wang Taiyi clicked his tongue twice.

"Alright, it's time for us to go to sleep."

"Big brother."

The plane stepped forward and said:

"Are we just going to let Hong Tai go like this? I've heard from people in the underworld that Uncle Mei is unethical and ruthless. Should we...?"

The plane gestured a few times under his neck.

"What are you talking about?"

Wang Taiyi looked at the plane with displeasure.

"Stop thinking about killing all the time. Uncle Mei is so old. We should take care of the old man. Um, give Bucktooth a call and ask him to develop Uncle Mei's business."

"Oh!"

The crown prince trembled even more violently as he listened to these conversations, fearing he would be silenced.

Wang Taiyi knelt down in front of the crown prince and looked at him.

"Then I'll trouble you to stay with me for a few days, young master."

The Crown Prince hurriedly said:

"Don't be wronged, don't be wronged."

"Alright! You're sensible enough to know what's good for you. I'll arrange a single room for you today. Go and get some sleep."

"Woo...Woo..."

The Vajra behind the prince bared its teeth at Wang Taiyi, unwilling to leave its good friend.

"Snapped!"

Wang Taiyi slapped Jin Gang so hard he flew away.

"You bastard, go to the basement and sleep."

The prince was even more afraid of Wang Taiyi, who actually treated such a terrifying monster like a dog.

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"Grandma, your taste is terrible too."

Last night, Wang Taiyi slept at the Jinxiao Building, and Huo Jingliang, for some unknown reason, came to look for him.

Huo Jingliang stood in the center of the living room, a thick cigar dangling from his mouth, pointing at everything around him and making comments.

"Look at this sofa, with this quality, it's worth 50,000 yuan? I think it's worth at most 20,000 yuan!" he said with a disdainful look, while making a clicking sound, his sarcasm obvious.

Then, his gaze fell on some decorative items in the living room.

"And what are these little trinkets? They have absolutely no taste!"

Then, he looked up at the ceiling.

"This decoration is too ordinary, not grand at all!"

Finally, his gaze fell on the rooftop, where there was a ring. "Look at this, such a big rooftop, and you actually put a ring there? Why not build a swimming pool? That way when the girls come, they can wear bikinis and play in the pool. You have to give them a chance to get excited."

He became more and more excited as he spoke, and even started gesturing wildly.

Sitting on the sofa, Wang Taiyi completely ignored Huo Jingliang's performance. He was leisurely munching on an egg waffle roll with scallions, enjoying it immensely, seemingly uninterested in Huo Jingliang's words.

Seeing that Wang Taiyi remained silent, Huo Jingliang addressed him:

"Rich people should act like rich people. How about I gift you a large penthouse?"

Wang Taiyi raised an eyebrow.

"Old Huo, what exactly do you want? Just say it. Have you been watching too many Japanese movies and want to experience husband-wife relationships firsthand? But then someone else's husband woke up halfway through and wanted to kill you? You've come here to escape to my place? Let me guess which lucky one you are. Is it Ye Xiaoli?"

"What nonsense are you talking about? Lisa and I didn't cross the line."

Wang Taiyi looked at Huo Jingliang with a grin.


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