Hong Kong variety show: Why do you say I'm crazy?

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"Ah! Give me a cup of forgetfulness potion~"

Wang Taiyi was singing "Forget Love Potion" with great enthusiasm when he suddenly shoved the microphone towards Wei Jixiang's mouth.

Wei Jixiang, bewildered, replied with an "Ah ha~"

Wang Taiyi stopped singing and frowned as he looked at Wei Jixiang.

"It's 'Ah~', not 'Ah-ha~', and your tune is off too. When you sing that 'Ah-ha,' I almost want to add, 'My lady! You will not get hurt.' Do you even know how to sing?"

Wei Jixiang had been restless ever since he was brought to the Jinxiao Building. He had heard from people in the underworld that Donghuang of Hongxing was a madman. He was worried that this big brother might get upset and stuff himself into a cement bucket to contribute to the land reclamation project.

"Brother Donghuang, it's my fault. I disrupted your rhythm. How about I sing you another song? I'm very skilled at vibrato and falsetto."

As he spoke, Wei Jixiang picked up the microphone and began to sing.

"On my twentieth birthday, I shamelessly joined Hong Tai~"

Even straw sandals have training courses; it's so novel, only a year has passed!

I remember that I've already met Uncle Mei and Uncle Fa.

His promotion to Toastmasters was so sudden!

Wang Taiyi sat on the sofa and poured himself a cup of tea.

"I have to say, this kid sings pretty well."

Ruby, on the other side of the sofa, was drinking. She had been drinking ever since she sat down, as if she was experiencing a great deal of bitterness.

Wang Taiyi sized up Ruby. Actually, she wasn't very beautiful, but she had a pure and innocent look. At first glance, you could tell that she had been well-behaved since childhood. Plus, she had a great figure, especially her two beautiful legs. This was probably what later generations called the "pure and seductive" style.

"Hey! Stop drinking and tell me about your situation! What's the point of you following me here?"

"Hiccup~"

Ruby hiccuped, his eyes slightly glazed as he looked at Wang Taiyi.

"What are you pretending for? You want to sleep with me, don't you? Come on then."

Wang Taiyi fanned himself in front of his nose; the smell of this wine was really strong.

"Sorry, I don't eat drunken chicken. Tell me about you and Wei Jixiang, okay? I heard you're his sister-in-law. Isn't your immoral relationship exciting? Tell me about it."

Wei Jixiang's attention had actually been focused on this area the whole time. When he heard that Wang Taiyi didn't intend to touch Ruby, he felt much more at ease and sang even more enthusiastically.

"Hehe, drunken chicken? Yes, I am a chicken."

Ruby looked at Wei Jixiang singing and said:

“What can I do? My sister and I have been relying on each other since I was a child. The people around me are either thugs or technicians. Nine out of ten of the people I come into contact with are gangsters, and the remaining one is not a decent person either.”

She pointed at Wei Jixiang.

"He's the best man I've ever met, haha. I haven't met many good people. I don't have a choice. I'm over 30, and I want someone to rely on."

After saying that, Ruby collapsed onto the sofa and fell asleep.

"Tsk tsk, that sleeping posture is quite unrestrained."

Wang Taiyi looked at Ruby with his legs spread apart and suddenly felt a tickle on his heel, so he bent down to scratch it.

"Big brother, are you hungry? I'll cook you a bowl of noodles."

The sudden noise startled Lao Wang. He turned around and saw Fang Min squatting there with her head resting on the armrest of the sofa.

"Damn it, what are you doing here? What time is it? Why aren't you asleep yet? Go back to sleep right now! You're already short, do you want to stay up all night and not grow taller? Get out of here!"

Fang Min's family now lives in Jinxiao Building. During the day, the family members go to school or work, and when they come home in the evening, they eat together, exercise together, and beat up Ding Xie together. Their life is very regular.

Fang Min has been getting quite close to Lei Zhilan lately. Apparently, it's because Lei Zhilan and her best friend had a falling out and the conflict escalated, so they decided to have a real battle of the women, which is basically a duel.

Lei Zhilan, being so clever, actually knew to seek outside help. She tricked Fang Min, and the result was self-evident: her best friend, Banana, got a good beating from Fang Min.

Later, the two got along well. Lei Zhilan, acting as her sister-in-law, asked Fang Min to keep an eye on Wang Taiyi and not let him get involved with other women.

"Big brother, you mustn't make a mistake. Sister Zhilan told me to keep an eye on you."

"Go away! Go away! You don't know anything. You can move her to the lounge."

"Oh."

Fang Min approached Ruby, reached under her, gave a soft shout, and effortlessly lifted her up. Wei Jixiang was stunned by how easily she did it.

"Big brother."

Just then, one of the underlings came over and said, "Uncle Hong Taimei has arrived."

Wang Taiyi glanced at her watch.

"You arrived quite quickly, bring it over."

Uncle Hung Tai was ruthless and vicious. He possessed all the qualities of a successful person. If it weren't for the more impressive figures like Hung Hing and Tung Sing of the same era, he might have actually stood at the pinnacle of Hong Kong's underworld.

Uncle Mei, with his hands in his pockets, walked straight into the Fang family home, his eyes fixed on Wang Taiyi, who was sitting on the sofa in the center of the room.

A sofa with its back to him was blocking his way. Uncle Mei simply lifted his thigh and stepped over it, then smoothly sat down on the sofa. The old man's thigh muscles were quite resilient.

Uncle Mei, with a rather old-fashioned pipe in his mouth, looked at Wang Taiyi sitting opposite him.

"Young man, you must be Donghuangzai. Where is my son?"

This old man has a lot of class. No way, I, Old Wang, can't be outdone by him.

He reached for a cigarette to light, but the pack was empty. Before the plane could offer him a cigarette, Wang Taiyi grabbed an apple from the coffee table, broke off a banana, and bit into it.

"Son? Uncle Mei, did you bring the registration fee?"

Uncle Mei stared blankly at Wang Tai, who looked like a wild boar spirit with a banana in his mouth and missing a tooth, for a moment, then got angry. "You're messing with me?"

"Kid, stop playing dumb with me. I'm already being generous by coming here in person. Otherwise, what right do you, a junior, have to talk to me? Release my son right now!"

Wang Taiyi was displeased. "Who's the idiot? You're the idiot, you old fool. Looks like I need to make some arrangements for you."

Wang Taiyi tapped the banana between two fingers on the sofa.

"Old man, your mouth stinks! With a mouth this stinks, do you know that you had an affair with the air conditioner worker's wife because you're short and weak?"

"What did you say!"

This hit Uncle Mei right where it hurt. His wife really did cheat on him and ran off with someone else, but not with the air conditioner technician, but with one of his former underlings.

"Damn it, I think you want to die!"

Uncle Mei stood up in anger.

"Now! Immediately! Hand over my son, and I'll leave you with a whole corpse!"

Wang Taiyi pointed at Uncle Mei with the finger holding the banana.

"Old man, you're using punctuation quite well. I'm giving you face by calling you Uncle Mei, but if I didn't, believe me, I'd cut off your eyebrow and turn you into a broken-eyebrowed man, so you'd have to go to your father's grave every day and sing 'See You Again'."

See you again? See my dad one more time? Uncle Mei understands English, is this a curse wishing me dead?

Uncle Mei waved his hand.

"Fuck him for me!"

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Chapter 187 Dealing with Hong Tai

Enraged, Uncle Mei only wanted to hack Wang Taiyi half to death before worrying about anything else.

Ok?

After a long while, seeing no movement from his henchmen, Uncle Mei turned around to look.

His henchmen didn't dare move. They were surrounded by Wang Taiyi's men. Being surrounded was one thing, but what was with the AK47? Were they still gangsters? What happened to the classic hand-to-hand combat? What did it mean to use guns? Were they sore losers?

Wang Taiyi got up and came to Uncle Mei.

"What? You want to fight me? Looks like you really want to kill me. Do you have the strength to fight me, Wang Taiyi?"

Uncle Mei smoked his pipe without saying a word, thinking to himself, "Why don't you put down your gun and fight me?"

Wang Taiyi's expression changed, and he shoved the banana in his hand into Uncle Mei's hand and shouted.

"Take it!"

Before Uncle Mei could react, Wang Taiyi grabbed Uncle Mei's hand holding the banana and pressed the banana against his forehead.

"I'll count to three, I'll count to three, okay?"

"three!"

Wang Taiyi snatched the banana and started rubbing Uncle Mei's head.

"I gave you a chance, but you didn't do it. Ah, I gave you a chance, but you didn't do it."

Wang Taiyi pointed at Uncle Mei, who seemed to be either angry or something else, and said...

"As everyone has seen, I gave him a chance, and now I have something to say."