svetikya Chapter 335 Congratulations, Your Majesty is pregnant! (2)
Chapter 335 Congratulations, Your Majesty is pregnant! (2)
Chapter 335 Congratulations, Your Majesty is pregnant! (2)
The man is pregnant.
This kind of thing is rare in games, and it is even more unrealistic when it happens to players.
Everyone was surprised and amazed, and Huo Hu was so shocked that he was at a loss, thinking he had heard it wrong.
After congratulating him, the imperial physician packed up his medicine box and left.
Old Yu quickly took his pulse again.
"...The pulse is smooth and flowing, like beads rolling on a jade plate, round and strong. It is indeed the pulse of pregnancy. It is almost three months."
Huo Hu murmured in disbelief: "...How could this happen?"
His face turned pale, and he was frightened by the positive pulse. He became uneasy, distracted, flustered, and at a loss. He even felt shame and self-blame that was difficult to conceal.
It seems like he has no idea where this pulse comes from.
Seeing him so helpless, Zhong Liang's face changed and he said in fear: "Quick, quick, old man, touch mine too!"
He was worried that they had accidentally come across some strange poison, which led to their collective pregnancy.
With his dry hand on his thick wrist, Old Yu paused for a moment and frowned, saying:
"Yes, the pulse is like a ball, smooth and strong."
General Zhong’s fear almost jumped out of his head: “Then, then, then what about me too…?!”
Old Yu said disdainfully, "It's like having a tight string and sinking too fast. Eating too much oil, salt, and spicy food all day long can cause stomach upset, bloating, indigestion, and severe hemorrhoids. They must be as big as a thumb. Remember to adjust your diet and lift your anus more often."
Zhong Liang smiled widely and gave a thumbs up happily: "It's accurate! What a miracle doctor!"
Yu Lao: "Huh."
Old Yu then took Jiang Yuan's and his own pulse, and finally confirmed that only Huo Hu was pregnant.
This is even more bizarre.
Jiang Yuan suggested: "Think carefully, could it be that you used the wrong rare item? Or were you cursed? Did you pass by any strange temple and worship the wrong Buddha?"
He has a lot of experience in stepping on landmines.
Huo Hu thought about it for a long time in doubt, and then suddenly said:
"Yes, I think I'm here. It may be because... before I came here, I accidentally ate the baby fruit that someone gave me."
Everyone: "Hair fruit?"
"Yes, it's the same as the water from the Zimu River. After drinking it, both men and women will become pregnant." Huo Hu thought:
“Some time ago, Zi’an’s followers collected some of these fruits and placed them in the warehouse.
It’s just that this fruit looks similar to the Qiuyue pear, and the pear trees in the palace just happened to be ripe this month, so I ate quite a few. Maybe a servant took it by mistake and I ate it by mistake.”
He is lying.
Huo Hu has always been honest, but he was thrown off balance by this accident. He looked unstable when he spoke, and Jiang Yuan saw the problem at a glance.
Now he finally understood where the sense of disharmony that had existed since Mr. Huo appeared came from.
This mess was most likely the work of Huo Zian.
Sin ah.
He knew that there was a problem between the father and son, but he didn't expect it to be such a big problem. It was truly beyond the scope.
On the other side, Elder Yu said sternly: "This boy is against the laws of nature, he must not be allowed to stay."
Zhong Liang: "Yes, since it was caused by a prop, who knows what kind of monster will be born. Now that we have discovered it, we should deal with it immediately!"
Huo Hu hesitated: "But..."
Zhong Liang comforted him: "Don't worry, the Imperial Hospital is just ahead. There is nothing else here, but there must be enough abortion medicine. Go in and ask Elder Yu to make a safe prescription for you. It won't be too late to deal with this evil seed first before leaving."
Old Yu nodded: "I have a prescription. After taking it for three minutes, you can go to the toilet and solve the problem. Combined with half a cup of Yangzhi Ganlu, there will be no side effects."
They figured out a solution in the shortest possible time.
Huo Hu had no reason to refuse.
Yes.
How can a man give birth to a child?
What's more, this is still...
Can......
Why hesitate?
Huo Hu was still in a trance, his face looked increasingly confused and helpless. He walked forward, but his right hand was slightly clenched, unconsciously protecting his abdomen.
Where is the fruit of child in this world?
It was just an excuse he made up to fool people.
He knew better than anyone how this evil child came into being. It was not an accidental ingestion as he had claimed, but a complete result of his own actions.
Since it is an evil consequence that goes against the principles of heaven and morality, it deserves to be eliminated.
But what am I thinking and hesitating about?
Do you want to keep making the same mistake over and over again?
I...
What on earth am I…? !
Huo Hu was flustered and at a loss. He lowered his head and silently fell into a vortex of contradiction and pain. He took heavy steps and moved towards the most sensible choice.
This down-to-earth and peaceful man was always filled with helplessness and distress when faced with the issue of his adopted son. However, because of his pity and desire for family affection, he was tortured by contradictions, torn apart, and in pain and confusion.
Just as Zhong Liang was pulling Huo Hu to rush to the Imperial Hospital, Jiang Yuan suddenly spoke.
"Sister Zhong, the baby conceived by eating the fruit of the child can only be eliminated by boiling water with the fruit of the fruitless tree. Random abortion will cause the fetus to backfire, resulting in two deaths." The Son of God said confidently.
"Is there such a thing?!"
Zhongliang stopped and asked anxiously, "Where can I find this fruit?"
"Easy. Find a game with a crane monster that delivers babies. Go east from the crane monster's lair and find the Broken Edge Cliff. The crooked-necked bald tree on the cliff is the Fruitless Tree, and the fruit hanging on the tree is the Fruitless Fruit."
Zhong Liang: “So troublesome!?”
"No trouble, I just happen to know the coordinates of a fruitless tree."
Jiang Yuan said, looking at Huo Hu, his eyebrows curved, and recommended himself: "If my friend doesn't mind, I will take you to pick fruits after this game is over."
Huo Hu was speechless and his eyes widened for a moment.
Jiang Yuan added: "But if you want to give birth, then I can be considered half of your family. I am also proficient in delivering babies, taking care of them, and giving out red envelopes."
Zhong Liang: "Ridiculous! Jiang Yuan! It's already this late, stop making fun of me. How can my brother Huo, a real man, have a child!"
Jiang Yuan shook his index finger and said disapprovingly: "Sister Zhong, what era is this? How can you be more conservative than Lady Wan?"
Zhong Liang was furious: "Is this a fucking feudal issue?"
"puff......"
When everyone turned around, they saw Huo Hu was amused by the fight between Jiang Yuan and Zhong Liang and couldn't help laughing out loud.
"Thank you for your concern."
He relaxed a lot, his brows relaxed, and said to everyone solemnly:
"There's no rush for this. I'll take care of it once the game is over. Now just focus on the game."
"No matter what, follow your heart's choice."
Jiang Yuan put one hand on his waist and said meaningfully at the end: "You are welcome to come anytime if you need any trouble. I have some experience in dealing with naughty kids."
Huo Hu had a smile on his face and there seemed to be a gleam of light in his eyes.
"it is good."
After dealing with Concubine Wan, everyone continued to follow the main line and prepared to arrest Jiang Jian in front of the Fengtian Palace.
But after taking two steps, Jiang Yuan frowned, noticed something unusual, and raised his hand to stop a few people.
"Shhh."
Everyone: "What?"
The Son of God concentrated and felt it carefully for a moment, his pupils turned downward, and he said silently:
【Something is coming down there, hide.】
under?
Looking at the carpet under their feet, everyone immediately became nervous. They all tiptoed and slipped to the edge of Wanchun Palace and hid in the darkness behind a row of female organs.
...
..
......
Everyone held their breath and concentrated.
But a minute passed and there was no movement.
Zhong Liang didn't want to waste time, and was about to ask Jiang Yuan if he was wrong, but when his peripheral vision caught his eye, he was suddenly startled.
He was startled by a dark figure that suddenly appeared in front of the bed.
Silence, no sound.
In the center of the dim and luxurious palace, a tall and thin shadow appeared out of nowhere at some point.
He walked with ghostly steps, hunched back, floating among the dense forest of female organs, like a phantom in the deep palace.
But he is a real person.
This man was wearing an imperial robe embroidered with nine golden dragons and a gold-threaded eastern pearl hat. His skin was pale grey and his cheeks were sunken, making him look like a dying, withered man. The golden dragon robe looked like a shroud, and he looked older than Yu Lao.
It's the emperor.
He was the cruel emperor who ordered the eunuchs to beat the queen and cursed the concubines at the talent show during the day. He was the ruler of the Daqing Dynasty and the only master of Zijin City.
After the female bottle, Jiang Yuan's blood boiled and his palms itched.
It was really effortless. I didn't expect that the owner would deliver the goods to my door.