svetikya Chapter 334 Congratulations, Your Majesty is pregnant!
Chapter 334 Congratulations, Your Majesty is pregnant!
Chapter 334 Congratulations, Your Majesty is pregnant!
what happened?
At the critical moment just now, Jiang Yuan actually raised his foot and kicked over the handle of the knife at an extremely tricky angle!
The rusty knife flew out of his hand, spun with a knife flower, and slashed across the imperial concubine's shoulder, cutting off her entire right arm at the root!
Everyone was stunned.
Zhong Liang was even more shocked and shouted: "Jiang Yuan! When did you get rid of the poison?!"
Jiang Yuan stood up, straightened his wrinkled palace dress, and explained: "I told you at the beginning that I was once a disciple of the Poison Fairy. With her skills, she is not up to the standard."
As early as when he entered the door, he smelled something wrong, so he made some preparations in advance.
"Impossible, this is impossible!"
Concubine Wan's eyes widened, she spat at the broken limb in her mouth, knelt on the ground, holding the broken limb with one hand, and clenched her teeth in a cold sweat as she refuted:
"Impossible, this is impossible!!! The endless hatred is a deadly poison that I have painstakingly studied for many years. There is no medicine to cure it. How can you cure it?!"
"There are so many poisons in this palace, and which one has no cure without painstaking research?"
Jiang Yuan reached back and took out a silver needle from the back of his fair neck.
Zhongliang recognized it at a glance: "Isn't this the fake pregnancy-aiding needle that Concubine Shan brought before?"
Yu Lao was stunned for a moment, then suddenly realized: "What a Jiang Yuan, it's actually like this..."
Huo Hu: "What's wrong?"
Yu Lao explained: "Mianmianhen's poison is extremely yin, extremely soft, and extremely cold, and its five elements belong to water, while this poison needle is extremely yang, extremely hard, and extremely fierce, and its five elements belong to fire. The toxicity of these two poisons is opposite and they restrain each other. He inserted the poison needle with an appropriate length into the Tianzhu acupoint to neutralize the fire poison and Mianmianhen, and use poison to neutralize poison."
"However, both of these are extremely poisonous. Even if we know the principles, it is difficult for normal people to use them on themselves."
Not to mention people like Jiang Yuan, who dared to stab himself without even trying.
too crazy.
"As expected of Sister Yu, you saw through my little trick at a glance."
Jiang Yuan took out three more poison needles and stabbed them into the back of the necks of the three people one by one, detoxifying them as well.
Seeing that everyone was gradually recovering, Concubine Wan went completely crazy.
"Jiang Yuan...you lied to me, and you lied to me again!"
She lay on the dirty carpet, her black hair disheveled, staggering and cursing angrily:
"No wonder your master and so many people hate you so much! It's because you are a rebellious beast! A scoundrel! A slut! A filthy and lowly piece of shit!
You can't win this game. Just wait. When you lose miserably, I will skin you alive and tear your bones apart! I will turn you into a toilet for thousands of people to ride on, hahahahaha! ! "
Jiang Yuan let her curse at him, walked to the side, picked out an empty porcelain jar of similar size from among the many female organs, and dragged it over with one hand.
"Look at what you said, madam. If you were smarter, how could I deceive you?"
Knock-dong.
A huge porcelain jar with blue and red flowers stood in front of the imperial concubine, scaring her so much that she immediately shut up and her face turned pale.
Jiang Yuan raised the rusty hatchet in his other hand, patted the vicious woman's cheek in a vicious way, and said humorously:
"Whether I will become a toilet, I don't know, but I have some idea of what you will become next."
Realizing the tragic ending that was about to happen, the imperial concubine finally became afraid.
"No...don't...Jiang Yuan, Brother Jiang, Brother God!" She tried her best to retreat and begged for mercy:
"I... No, I'm wrong. For the sake of our past relationship, please don't...!!!"
But before she could finish her words, Brother Shenxian once again gagged her with his remaining limbs.
Hey.
I shouldn't waste time on people like this, Jiang Yuan thought.
Slightly--
Creak---
Crunchy----
The knife cuts through flesh and blood, and separates bones and flesh, forming a simple and cruel melody.
With his torn sleeves fluttering, the Son of God raised his knife and cut off the concubine's limbs calmly and gracefully. His technique was so skillful that he looked like a five-star chef who had cooked teppanyaki in a Michelin restaurant.
Fortunately, this lady had a flexible body and soft bones, so with a little effort, she could easily fit into the big-bellied vase and become a new female vessel.
However, this imperial concubine was good at torturing others, but she herself could not stand the torture. When her second arm was chopped off, she rolled her eyes and fainted completely.
After getting everything done and working hard for a long time, Master Jiang wiped the sweat from his forehead. When he turned around, he saw the three people who had just recovered, looking at him strangely.
Jiang Yuan: "What's wrong?"
Huo Hu: "Mr. Jiang, since you noticed something unusual as soon as you entered the room, you could have warned us."
Yu Lao: "People of my age can't stand falling. If it weren't for Zhong Liang cushioning me, my bones would have been broken."
Zhong Liang: "That's right! The most important thing for a team is unity. How can there be someone like you!"
It's just a temporary team, what's the unity or not?
Jiang Yuan thought so and said in a bluff, "Don't worry, I know what I'm doing. And you see, isn't this a good result? We killed the imperial concubine and took another big step towards a perfect ending."
Huo Hu shook his head: "That's not what you said. If Mr. Jiang had told us earlier, we would have been able to cooperate. Or do you simply don't trust us?"
Jiang Yuan: EMMMMM......
Zhong Liang followed up with the accusation: "Look at Master Yu, he almost died here, and I was even kicked by this vicious woman! If you had said it earlier, I wouldn't have had to argue with her!"
Old Yu held his waist and muttered: "My old bones don't have many days left. Now I just want to get out alive and see my useless and prodigal grandson again... Alas..."
Jiang Yuan got a headache from being scolded by several people, and he covered his head and begged for mercy.
"Okay, okay, okay, stop reading. I know I was wrong! I will definitely tell you in advance next time!"
"Mr. Jiang, I'm not blaming you, but you should also take our words to heart."
"That's right, that's right! How can you be so carefree and only care about showing off?"
"I know you young people have big ideas, but when you reach our age, you will know what is more important..."
Jiang Yuan collapsed and held his head: Help!
Why is it not over yet?!
Knock knock--
Knock knock--
Knock knock---
somebody is coming.
Everyone immediately fell silent.
The palace was silent. Jiang Yuan coughed a few times, adjusted his voice, and said in a seductive false voice:
"Who?"
A steady middle-aged male voice was heard outside the door.
"Good luck to the Queen Consort Wan. I am here on the Queen's orders to check on your pulse."
He is a royal physician.
What a hassle.
The queen was so bored that she stayed up late at night and sent a royal doctor to harass the imperial concubine.
The few of them exchanged glances, and together they moved the imperial concubine's female organ to the rosewood Qiangong Babu bed, pulled down the curtains, and prepared everything. Jiang Yuan then said:
"come in."
The carved door opened, and the imperial physician wearing a peacock feather on his head lowered his head, took small steps, and walked to the bed respectfully.
Faced with this bedroom filled with piles of human heads and numerous female organs, he seemed to have long been accustomed to it and remained calm as usual.
Inside the silk curtain, Jiang Yuan said, "I have already gone to bed. Please greet me and go back. It won't be too late to come back tomorrow."
"It's out of the way."
The imperial physician opened the medicine box, took out a pulse pillow, placed it on the edge of the bed and said, "Your Majesty, just stretch out your hand. I can do the same when I'm outside."
Jiang Yuan: "Hmph, alright."
He looked at the three people around him.
The three people around him were also looking at him.
Jiang Yuan gestured incredulously: What?! I have already contributed my voice, do you want me to sacrifice my hands?! Who said we should unite just now? ? ?
Huo Hu gestured: "But I'm big and strong, it's not suitable!
Old Yu stretched out his hand: At my age, my hands are wrinkled, am I suitable? !
Zhong Liang waved his muscular arms: I can tell from the first glance that these are not women’s hands!!!
Jiang Yuan shook his head like a rattle: Whoever wants to go! Anyway, I won’t go! You guys choose!
I can't do it, you guys go!
How can this be! I am the elder!
It's funny, I gave it away as soon as I stretched out my hand! He is a royal doctor, not a fool!
Several people were pushing each other back and forth, making a silent noise on the couch, not wanting to go up, and neither of them was going up.
The curtains were fluttering and there was a clamor and a hand was accidentally pushed out of the curtains and caught by the quick-eyed and quick-handed imperial physician.
"Alas?"
As soon as he took the patient's pulse, the imperial physician expressed doubts.
Jiang Yuan: "What's wrong?"
Imperial Physician: "Your Majesty's hands, why are they so much rougher and stronger than last time?"
Jiang Yuan: "I have had a good appetite these past two days and have eaten more."
The doctor's eyes rolled: "But..."
Jiang Yuan slapped the bed and said unhappily, "Why? Do I have to report to you how much I eat?"
The imperial physician was so frightened that he knelt on the spot, sweating profusely, shaking and wailing: "Your Majesty, please forgive me! I dare not!"
"Humph!"
The imperial physician lowered his head tremblingly and continued to take the patient's pulse.
The room was quiet, with only the low whimpers from the female organs.
The pulse-taking process took a long time, and everyone in the tent felt uneasy when seeing the imperial physician's unclear expression.
What took so long?
Jiang Yuan wondered, could it be that he had discovered something and revealed some hidden male disease?
The next second, the imperial physician's face changed, and everyone immediately became alert and prepared to silence him!
But the imperial physician stepped back, and with a plop, he knelt prostrate himself on the ground, and said with great joy:
"Congratulations, Madam Queen. Congratulations, Madam Queen. It's a pregnancy pulse!"
Everyone:? ? ?
What pulse???
As the name suggests, the happy pulse is the pulse condition of a woman after she becomes pregnant.
But the problem is that they are all men here, where does the pregnancy pulse come from?
Several people followed the strong and long arm all the way up, and saw that the owner of the arm was none other than the most honest and reliable human treasure chest in their F4 team, the former deputy captain of the first detachment of the security department, a famous problem child trainer, and a single father who raised a weird mixed-race child alone---
Huo Hu!