svetikya Chapter 56 Exaggeration
Chapter 56 Exaggeration
They were all melons, but Shu Hua wasn't picky.
It should be said that she wasn't picky at all before she started eating melons.
After all, we haven't even tasted it yet, so nobody knows how this melon will turn out.
After understanding the basic information.
Shu Huacai slowly spoke, "I can compete with you, but first, I'll only compete on the overall rankings."
Her voice wasn't loud, but it carried an undeniable certainty.
On the other side, Zhong Youyi eagerly agreed almost the instant Shu Hua finished speaking: "Okay!"
His tone was so urgent, as if he were afraid that Shu Hua would change her mind.
Zhong Youyi was genuinely afraid that Shu Hua would be intimidated by her and stop the PK.
Although she used forced PK, what if the other party just quits?
How could she possibly use the PK (player kill) to show off in front of Duan Jiyu?
Besides, she originally planned to compete on the overall leaderboard anyway.
She's not good at playing other sports either.
[Hahaha! Miss Zhong must be frantic! She agreed before Hua Zai even finished speaking!]
[Help! This is so obvious! She's genuinely afraid that Huazai won't fight her!]
[This is hilarious! They've even resorted to forced PvP, and they're still worried about the villains turning on them? I give this move zero points!]
Is this young lady in such a hurry?
The fact that she's still here means she'll be participating in this PK, right?
Looking at Zhong Youyi's anxious expression on the screen, Shu Hua found it even more amusing.
She rolled her eyes in a rather unladylike manner and said in a slightly teasing tone, "Miss Zhong, I will have this PK with you, so I know you're anxious, but don't be so hasty."
Let me finish speaking first. Otherwise, I really might just leave.
Her voice wasn't loud, but it carried a threatening tone.
Zhong Youyi choked for a moment, and the expression on her face instantly turned ugly.
She opened her mouth as if she wanted to say something, but then she thought that her plan was not yet completed and she could not break ties with Shu Hua.
So, she could only suppress her anger and reluctantly agree, "Fine, you tell me!"
The tone of his voice conveyed an overwhelming sense of frustration.
Seeing this, Shu Hua smiled with satisfaction, revealing a "that's a good girl" look.
She cleared her throat and continued, "PK ranking."
Regarding punishment for losing, I only accept ordinary punishment.
This does not include matters involving personal privacy such as directly interfering with my freedom to make friends.
If you can't accept that, then I'll just leave.
I will not accept any unreasonable punishment.
Her words were clear and logical, and her attitude was firm.
She paused, then, as if remembering something, added, "Oh, by the way..."
Duan Shao commented that he and you are not familiar with each other.
That's limited to just knowing that you exist.
So, regarding your chasing after him to challenge me to a duel...
None of us understand.
Of course, it's the streamer's prerogative to engage in PvP battles.
We don't understand us; you can continue your PK.
That's all I wanted to say. If you have no further questions, we can start the PK process.
A typical 10-minute overall leaderboard, showing the top four, the middle sections, and so on.
As soon as Shu Hua finished speaking, the comment section erupted again.
[This is devastating! The words "Not Familiar" practically gave Chung Jie's CPU a complete overheating, hahaha!]
[This tastes just right! This is truly our proud and defiant little kitten!]
[Miss Zhong's face turned green! Screenshot team, hurry up and capture this iconic moment! A new meme is born!]
[Duan Shao: Don't mention it, I'm just an ordinary gift-giving tool (dog head with rose in hand)]
[After being so close and aggressive, and without even agreeing to the promised punishment, Miss Zhong still wants to have a duel? If it were me, I would have just left.]
[Since we've already used forced PvP, we should at least have a match, otherwise it'll be too embarrassing.]
[That's true, so why insist on a forced PK? If it were just a direct challenge, Huazai would probably accept it.]
[Hua Zai loves gossip so much, as long as Miss Zhong mentions Duan Shao, Hua Zai will definitely respond. Anyway, it's going to be a PK, so what difference does it make who he fights with?]
[Speaking of which, I'm a little curious, what would Huazai have done if there hadn't been the forced PK by the gossip?]
Now that you mention it, I'm curious too. Let's ask after this match is over.
Yes, please write this down. I only have a 7-second memory, so I'm counting on you guys! (clasped hands)
【No way??? You're just sitting here doing nothing while you're watching the show??? You're relying on your brothers and sisters, well then I'll...】
Since you are too, then I will too...
Will no one remember in the end?
Is it really that serious?
It's hard to say.
It's hard to say.
*
Meanwhile, Zhong Youyi almost lost control of her emotions when she heard Shu Hua say, "You are not familiar with Duan Shao!"
Her face turned pale instantly, then flushed bright red, like a boiled shrimp.
She clenched her fists so tightly that her nails almost dug into her flesh.
How could she not be angry? How could she not be furious?
How much did she sacrifice for Duan Jiyu?
She humbled herself and took the initiative to ask him out time and time again, trying every possible way to get closer to him.
But what about him? He actually said he wasn't "familiar" with her?
This is a complete slap in the face for her!
Especially since those words came from Shu Hua's mouth! This made her even more embarrassed!
She almost lost her temper, but then she remembered that her plan wasn't finished yet.
She not only wanted to keep Shu Hua and Duan Jiyu at a distance, but also wanted Duan Jiyu to see her—to see her "magnanimity" and her "charm".
Therefore, she had to endure it!
She took a deep breath, trying to calm herself down, and then gritted her teeth and agreed: "Okay, then I'll start the PK process."
However, there's one thing: we won't mute ourselves this time when we're campaigning for votes.
I don't usually campaign for votes, so it won't affect you.
After saying that, Zhong Youyi finally seemed to regain some of her pride, slightly raising her chin and revealing an arrogant expression on her face.
His expression seemed to say: Look, this is my strength; I don't even need to campaign for votes.
Shu Hua didn't care about this.
Even when she had her microphone off, she would still secretly eavesdrop on the other person's movements—after all, she was a gossip enthusiast and couldn't possibly miss any juicy gossip.
She nodded and said casually, "Okay."
As soon as he finished speaking, Zhong Youyi quickly opened a PK chat.
The 10-minute overall leaderboard battle has officially begun!
*
As soon as the PK bar lit up, Zhong Youyi actually didn't campaign for votes.
Facing the camera, she slowly adjusted the non-existent diamond crown on her head, revealing an elegant and noble expression.
"As everyone knows, I never use any cheesy or vulgar campaign rhetoric."
Zhong Youyi's voice was soft and weak, yet it carried an inexplicable sense of superiority.
"I happen to be doing a live broadcast from my music room today, so I'll perform a piano piece for you all. I'll play Liszt's 'The Bell'."
After she finished speaking, she slowly stood up and walked towards the piano behind her, which looked quite valuable. Her fingertips deliberately brushed against the gilded emblem on the piano lid, and her smile became increasingly smug.
"This is a Steinway artist's custom model, with 214 black diamonds set into the body—the same number as my birthday."
Chung You-yi's voice carried a hint of pride, "Dad specially bought this as a 20th birthday gift for me at last year's auction."
The live stream camera slowly zoomed in with her fingers, clearly showing the details of the piano to the audience.
The piano was jet black, studded with countless black diamonds that shimmered brilliantly under the light.
The black diamonds were arranged in the shape of vines, wrapped around the legs of the instrument, and looked incredibly luxurious.
Even the piano bench is covered in Hermès crocodile skin, which looks very expensive.
The viewers in the live stream were instantly stunned by this move.
Holy crap! This piano is incredibly expensive! 214 black diamonds? How much does that cost?!
[A Steinway artist-customized model? Did I hear that right? This kind of piano isn't something you can just buy with money!]
Is Miss Zhong flaunting her wealth? It's blatant flaunting!
As Zhong Youyi read the exclamations of surprise in the comments, her smile grew even brighter.
She slowly sat down, then deliberately slowed down her movements as she adjusted the piano bench.
As she moved, her lace cuffs slipped down, revealing the Patek Philippe Starry Night watch on her wrist—the stars on the dial shimmered with dazzling light, clearly priceless.
"My piano teacher, a tenured professor at Juilliard, said my touch was like 'hail falling on velvet'..."
Zhong Youyi's voice carried a hint of pride, as if she were talking about something extraordinary.
The comments in Shu Hua's live stream room were instantly ignited by this performance that was both Versailles-like and inexplicable!
[Help! Aren't the diamond-encrusted piano keys afraid of scratching your hands? I suggest renaming it "The Diamond-Encrusted Torture Instrument of Wealth"]
[Key mistake: 214 diamonds correspond to 214 pounds of vanity, right? (Screenshot of the double chin reflected in the piano body)]
[The texture is like hailstones? I get it, it means it hits the audience's head and gives them a headache (covers head)]
The piano teacher's original words were probably "like demolishing a wall on a construction site," but the phrase "money power" has been translated as "velvet."
[Wait, what was the point of building such an extravagant piano? And how did it even get auctioned?]
The world of the wealthy is truly beyond my comprehension.
Although everyone is criticizing the piano for being too extravagant, there is still some anticipation for Zhong Youyi's piano performance.
After all, she was a daughter of a wealthy family and received an elite education from a young age.
Playing the piano must be one of her basic skills, right?
Even if it can't reach the level of a master, it should still be acceptable, right?
Shu Hua also held a sliver of hope.
She was curious to see just how good Miss Zhong's piano skills were.
However, the moment the music started, everyone was stunned.
This includes Shu Hua, who also held some expectations.
The sound of that zither was simply beyond description with the word "pleasant to the ear".
It was less like playing the piano and more like smashing it—the sound was sharp and piercing, sending chills down your spine.
However, compared to the suffering in her ears, Shu Hua felt that her eyes were even more uncomfortable.
This Miss Chung's performance, just like her piano playing, is ridiculously exaggerated!
Shu Hua immediately believed what Miss Zhong said about the piano being a perfect match for her.
When Zhong Youyi was playing, she started shaking her head wildly during the allegro section.
The hair ornaments she wore shimmered with dazzling light as she moved.
The silver-embroidered collar of her dress swayed with her movements, dazzling the eye.
When she encounters Hua Caiju, she will deliberately raise her little finger, and the diamond ring on her fingertip will draw a dazzling arc of light in front of the camera.
The way he looked at it was as if he was showing off to everyone: Look how beautiful my diamond ring is!
However, she pressed the power pedal far too hard.
A rapid scale was played haphazardly by her, turning into a chaotic roar.
The comments in Shu Hua's live stream room instantly went viral!
[How to Play the Effects of a Used Electronic Keyboard on a Three Million Yuan Piano]
[Black Diamond: I request to switch jobs to the Painted Child Bracelet! This woman is not worthy of my nobility!]
[I suggest investigating Professor Julia! After hearing this, I'm afraid she'll have her teaching certificate revoked overnight.]
[Warning: Warning! Sister Zhong's finger is cramping! (Screenshot: Little finger twitching into a chicken claw shape)]
[I bet a box of cat food: She definitely peeked at the piano keys while memorizing the music! The camera cuts to her eye!]
[Congratulations to Sister Zhong for unlocking the achievement: She made Liszt come back to life with her sheer power (coffin lid BGM starts playing)]
Zhong Youyi was oblivious to the audience's complaints about Shu Hua's performance and remained engrossed in her own act.
She closed her eyes, a look of rapture on her face, her fingers tapping haphazardly on the piano keys.
However, just as she reached the final chord and struck what she thought was an elegant pose, a loud "bang" suddenly came from off-camera!
A shiny object flew off her finger and landed right in the gap between the piano keys.
Upon closer inspection—it turned out to be her crystal nail plate!
[Piano: Self-destruct program initiated; 214 diamonds are falling off autonomously...]
Breaking news! The diamond's paint has chipped off! The piano legs are now revealing the original stainless steel! (Magnifying glass-like comments protect the viewer)
Got it, this piano's hidden talent is performing "swallowing manicure nails"!
[Hahaha! Miss Zhong's nail plate fell off! That's so cool!]
[Help! I'm dying of laughter! What an incredible moment!]
Zhong Youyi, who was in the shot, was clearly aware of what had happened.
Her face flushed bright red instantly, and she froze on the spot, staring helplessly at the nail clipper stuck in the gap between the piano keys, not knowing what to do for a moment.
The atmosphere in Shu Hua's live stream room instantly became incredibly joyful.
Shu Hua laughed so hard she almost fell over, as if she wanted to embed herself in the beanbag chair.
[Hahaha! Drawer! Stop laughing! My stomach hurts!]
This is absolutely the funniest live stream I've seen all year! No doubt about it!
[Miss Zhong: I'm totally dead, but not completely dead (just kidding)]
[This live stream should be hailed as legendary! A guaranteed moment of the year!]