svetikya Chapter 548 - 536: Do You Want to Commit Murder to Seal Their Lips?
Chapter 548 - 536: Do You Want to Commit Murder to Seal Their Lips?
Although you could count the number of times Qin Fan had been in class on one hand, he still knew that Jiang Yino and Yao Jianjia got along quite well. Under the circumstances, was it really possible to expect Yao Jianjia not to gossip?
Impossible! Damn it! At this moment, Qin Fan genuinely wanted to curse. Last time, because of Xu Jiayi, Jiang Yino had completely misunderstood him, a situation that started back during military training. If he was misunderstood again over these baseless accusations—ones he couldn’t clear his name from even if he jumped into the Yellow River—he felt like he could kill someone! It was nonsense to even consider whether Jiang Yino would believe him. He was found naked in the bamboo forest, a notorious spot for hook-ups. Anyone with an IQ above zero would assume something had happened!
"If I said you’ve misunderstood, would you believe me?" Qin Fan asked calmly.
Staring with wide eyes, Yao Jianjia shook her head.
Qin Fan sighed. "If I said there was no woman here, would you believe me?"
Again, Yao Jianjia shook her head. But then, as if seeing a ghost, she half-covered her mouth and gasped, "Don’t tell me it was with a guy? You... how could you? How can you be so perverted? If you’re like this... how can you face Yinuo?!"
Holy hell! Hearing that, Qin Fan ground his teeth. For a moment, he really wanted to commit murder! Damn it, damn it, damn it! Why did this idiot have to see me? I was careless. If I hadn’t been so careless, how would this fool have gotten the chance?
"My point is that from start to finish, I was the only one here. Do you understand? No woman, no man. I haven’t done anything to wrong Yinuo! I took my clothes off because they reeked of sweat, so I was changing them. Can’t you understand plain language?" Qin Fan said, barely suppressing his exasperation.
Unfortunately, Yao Jianjia ignored the last part of his explanation, completely fixated on the first. No woman, no man. By himself! This...! Is this the legendary... self-pleasuring?
At this thought, Yao Jianjia shrieked, "Pervert! You’re a pervert! You actually hid here, stripped naked, to... to please yourself! No, I have to tell Yinuo!"
With that, Yao Jianjia turned to leave. Initially, she had been terrified of Qin Fan, especially after Miao Lao San had vanished into thin air. But after becoming friends with Jiang Yino, she had grown bolder. With Yinuo as her backer, she was sure this bastard wouldn’t dare do anything to her.
But before she could take a single step, Qin Fan roared, "Stop right there!"
WHOOSH!
The shout made Yao Jianjia shudder violently, her delicate body trembling.
"Wh-what do you want?" she stammered, swallowing hard as a flash of panic appeared in her eyes. Even with Jiang Yino backing her, she was afraid Qin Fan might do something drastic out of desperation.
"I’ll repeat myself one last time! I didn’t do anything. I was just changing my clothes! Changing clothes, understand? You have to take everything off to change, get it?" Qin Fan said, his voice strained with forced composure.
"You have to come all the way out here to change clothes? You can’t change in your dorm?" Though afraid, Yao Jianjia couldn’t stop the words from tumbling out.
She had a point. It was a perfectly reasonable question. Why would he need to come to a place like this just to change? But as reasonable as it was, Qin Fan had no desire to explain further. He knew that with her preconceived notions, any explanation was futile. Besides, he didn’t have a good answer for her question anyway.
Suddenly, finding himself speechless, Qin Fan lunged forward and grabbed Yao Jianjia’s slender neck. "Don’t you believe I’ll kill you!"
"COUGH! COUGH!" Choked by his grip, Yao Jianjia began to cough violently. "Cough... let go of me! Let go!" she rasped, her rosy complexion turning deathly pale.
WHOOSH!
With a heavy breath, Qin Fan flung her away.
"You were going to kill me to silence me? Does that mean I was right?" Yao Jianjia gasped, continuing to court death the moment she was free.
"This is your last warning! My conscience is clear. If you dare spout any nonsense to Yinuo, I guarantee I’ll make sure you and Miao Lao San can be a happy couple in the Netherworld!" Qin Fan spat fiercely.
He didn’t bother with any more explanations. Turning on his heel, he strode away.
Watching his figure recede into the distance, Yao Jianjia was left feeling confused. Could what he said be true? She thought for a moment, then turned and spotted the clothes Qin Fan had left on the ground. She walked over quickly, but as she got close, a horrific stench hit her like a wall.
"GAG! GAG! GAG!" The foul odor coming from the clothes made her retch uncontrollably.
"That bastard! How could he just leave such stinky clothes here! He’s polluting the environment! How am I supposed to practice my vocal exercises in this stench! Son of a bitch!" Turning toward Qin Fan’s distant figure, Yao Jianjia yelled. At that moment, deep down, she finally believed him. With clothes that smelly, who could possibly stand to be near him?
Stomping her foot in frustration, she covered her nose and mouth with one hand while using the other to pull a delicate little bottle from her pocket. She deftly unscrewed the cap and dripped a single drop of liquid onto the reeking clothes. In the next second, the foul odor vanished, replaced by a wonderfully fresh fragrance.
But Medicine Valley’s third young miss, who dreamed of becoming a star singer, had now completely lost the mood to practice. Muttering "son of a bitch" to herself, she hurried out of the bamboo forest.
As he left the bamboo forest and headed back to the dorms, he ran into Du Ruanqing. "Well, if it isn’t the man of the hour, Qin Fan! Where are you off to this early in the morning?" she asked before he could get a word in.
"Nowhere special, just out for a morning run," Qin Fan replied with a faint smile.
"A morning run?" Du Ruanqing gave him an odd look. He doesn’t look like he’s been for a run.
Noticing her strange expression, Qin Fan felt helpless and quickly changed the subject. "What about you? Where are you headed?"
At his question, a sly look appeared on Du Ruanqing’s face. "Oh, you know, it’s all because of your dear Yinuo! Today’s my rare day off with no classes, and I was looking forward to sleeping in. But who knew Aunt Flo would decide to pay Yinuo a visit so early this morning? And to top it off, we’re all out of the menstrual pads we share in the dorm. So, for the sake of your Yinuo’s hygiene, since it’s not convenient for her to come downstairs, I have to be the one to go buy them!"
Uh—! Aunt Flo! Menstrual pads! She said all that so naturally, without a hint of awkwardness.
But as a prodigy who had lived for several hundred years, Qin Fan was hardly going to get embarrassed by such talk. Instead, his expression remained unchanged as he smiled. "I see! Thanks for your trouble!"
"Hey—! Wait, Qin Fan, aren’t you supposed to be a little embarrassed or shy?" Du Ruanqing said, a bit baffled.
"It’s just her period, right? It’s a normal part of a woman’s biological cycle. What’s there to be embarrassed about? When Aunt Flo comes, you use sanitary pads. What’s so embarrassing about something so normal?" Qin Fan replied with a light chuckle.
Is it normal? I guess it is pretty normal. Thrown off by his logic, Du Ruanqing stood there, stunned. I was hoping to see his embarrassed face so I could go back to the dorm and tease Yinuo about it with Mingsi. But now, it looks like my plan not only failed, but in this little exchange, he’s not the one who ended up embarrassed—I am.
"Alright, I’ve got to go. I’m heading back to the dorm for a shower. Thanks again for your help! I won’t forget how you’ve helped Yinuo," Qin Fan said with a smile, looking at the dazed Du Ruanqing before striding away.