Chapter 359 Boruto and Dragon Ball Super
Chapter 359 Boruto and Dragon Ball Super
Chapter 359 Boruto and Dragon Ball Super
"Vegeta!!"
Kakarot excitedly jumped up, holding his ramen bowl, and waved to the sky.
"The ramen here is so delicious!! Come and try it!"
The surrounding ninjas: "————"
This natural naiveté is unmatched by most people.
The Second Hokage should really like it, right?
The meme in the comments section that said, "Those are all-knowing gods, not the real Vegeta," was not the real Vegeta. Six-year-old Naruto told Kakarot about the comments and asked, "Is that person named Vegeta your friend?"
"Friends? Hmm—" Sun Wukong fell into deep thought, "We used to be enemies, but later we lived together on Earth, and when we encountered powerful beings who wanted to destroy the Earth, we fought together—"
"So that's a comrade-in-arms?"
"Comrades-in-arms? Hmm—" Sun Wukong paused for a moment and then shook his head. "But when there are no enemies, we fight very fiercely. You'd say we're rivals, right?"
"Like Sasuke and me?" Naruto shook his head after saying that. "No, Sasuke and I are friends, the most special kind of friends."
"Idiot! Don't copy those weird descriptions from the comments!"
"? Isn't that right? Everyone in the comments is saying our bond is special."
"Never mind that, we're just friends, not the special kind of friends!"
"Sasuke! You admit you're my friend?"
"You—" Six-year-old Sasuke's face flushed with anger.
As Sun Wukong ate his ramen, he seemed to see himself and Vegeta from a third-person perspective.
"Yes, yes, that's pretty much it, the relationship between Vegeta and me." Goku finished the last of his soup, beckoned the owner for another bowl, and then asked, "Speaking of which, what does 'tsundere' mean?"
In the comments section—
[The epitome of female tsundere is Asuka and Misaka Mikoto! Is there any other option for male tsundere besides Vegeta?!] 10+ people liked this. [Shana doesn't deserve a mention? What if the glamorous young master isn't there?] 10+ people liked this. [Good heavens! I'm exclaiming, good heavens! My Sasuke and Madara are so lacking in prestige?? Is this still the ninja world?] 10+ people liked this. "Tsundere, ah—" Naruto thought for a moment and finally gave Kakarot a very simple explanation, "Sasuke is what tsundere is!"
"Uzumaki Naruto!" Six-year-old Sasuke was furious, poking Naruto's forehead and scolding him, "Haven't I scolded you in a long time?! You huge idiot! What did I do wrong?! I was being proud as a member of the Uchiha clan!!"
"Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!"
Goku burst into laughter at the two children's antics. "I think I get it now. Vegeta would also say that it's his pride as the Saiyan prince, hahaha!"
[Vegeta's tsundere attitude is constant, completely unlike Sasuke, who's only occasionally tsundere.] Over 10 people liked this. Naruto pointed to the comments, "See! The comments all say it, you and that guy named Vegeta are just tsundere! Ouch! Ouch! That hurts!"
"Stop talking nonsense! You utter idiot!" Sasuke angrily punched Naruto, then turned his face away. "Hmph! If Mom hadn't asked me to look after you, I wouldn't be eating ramen here with you!!"
"Haha, he really does look a lot like Vegeta." Goku watched the two children playfully fighting, thinking of Goten and Trunks. He looked up at the comments section above:
【明日香我老婆!!】10w+人觉得很赞【拔刀吧!】10w+人觉得很赞【我还是喜欢绫波丽。】10w+人觉得很赞【没人喜欢狂战士?那把真希波给我吧!期待.jpg】10w+人觉得很赞【EVA老婆人选还得是熏啊】10w+人觉得很赞【渚薰?恐怖如斯!你是G佬吗?】10w+人觉得很赞卡卡罗特完全看不懂这些人在聊什幺,只是看到狂战士」三个字,他稍微有几分兴趣,想和对方打打看。
He pointed at the comments and asked, "Um—what does 'G-lao' mean?"
"Don't ask—" Uncle Ichiraku, who was cooking ramen, sighed deeply. "The ninja world has been corrupted. If you don't want your world to be poisoned as well, then you must not learn about these things."
"Ha—never mind." He wasn't interested in any of that. "Then I'll have another bowl."
[Dragon Ball is truly a classic, and each character is vividly portrayed.] 10+ people liked this. [Kakarot's power level is over ten million, one punch can destroy a planet! He's afraid of needles? I've laughed at this for ten years.] 10+ people liked this. Goku was so surprised he almost choked on his noodles, "They even know this?!"
"Huh?" Konoha's White Fang was shocked. "You're afraid of needles?"
The ninja beside him stared at Konoha's White Fang in astonishment, his eyes saying: No! Lord White Fang! The even more terrifying information is that he can destroy a planet with a single punch!
"Any normal person would be scared!! That needle is so long, it must hurt so much to get it in!!!"
"—" Hatake Sakumo was speechless. "Hey, we can't just ignore the fact that you can punch a planet to pieces. Even if it's a matter of forces, the pain in your hand when you punch a planet is much worse than getting a shot, right?"
Wukong thought for a moment, "How can these be the same?"
There's absolutely no way to communicate on this point.
[Vegeta's classic line: Goodbye, Bulma, Trunks—and, Kakarot!] 10+ people found this hilarious. "?! Vegeta actually said something like that?? When did that happen?!" Goku exclaimed, as if discovering a new continent. "When I get back, I'm going to use this to really mock him! Hahahaha!"
Sasuke, acting like a little adult, reminded him, "You'll get beaten up."
"Hahaha, it's okay, it's okay, we fight all the time anyway!"
Naruto: "Sasuke and I are the same way, hahaha, we fight all the time."
[Isn't his classic line "Hmph" and "Tch"? He's practically one of the originators of the tsundere male character, right?] 10+ people liked this. [The funniest thing is that although he's tsundere verbally, his actions speak louder than words. He once yelled at Goku when Goku used Bulma to seduce someone: "You bastard Kakarot! Why don't you let your wife Chi-Chi take those kinds of photos?!"] 10+ people liked this. Seeing this comment, Goku scratched his head and chuckled, saying what he had said to Vegeta back then: "That won't do, Chi-Chi will kill me!"
Ha ha ha ha"
The Konoha ninja who came to visit the aliens: "————So scum."
A Konoha ninja visiting the aliens' quest for knowledge: "To use some divine language, isn't this a bit of a naturally dark side?"
Konoha ninja visiting the aliens here ③: "Isn't this the very first Hokage's character design? Naturally naive and naturally cunning, these attributes are something the Second Hokage had in his hobbies."
Konoha ninja who came to visit the aliens: "What? This isn't just a product of the Second Hokage's hobby, it's like the Second Hokage himself grew out of his hobby."
"I'm saying you—"
Tobirama Senju's voice came from behind them, a sinister voice like "sharpening a knife on a pig"!
"Send them all out to guard the border!!!"
"Yes!! I'm sorry! Second Generation Lord!!!"
"Never mind, Tobirama, hahahaha."
"Shut up, bro!!"
"Duang—(Dejected)"
Kakarot watched the two tall figures walk into the ramen shop. "You two look pretty strong."
"Hahaha, but you're still far inferior to Kaguya." Hashirama Senju almost banged his head on the table to thank the other party for saving the ninja world, but fortunately Tobirama Senju stopped him. "I won't say thank you. I heard you want to learn Shadow Clone Jutsu. I, the developer of this technique, will personally teach you later."
"Really?!" Kakarot's eyes lit up. "Wait a minute! I'll finish eating right away!"
"Hmm." Tobirama Senju nodded, and casually mentioned, "I also have a technique called Flying Thunder God Technique, which is somewhat similar to your Instant Transmission. We can discuss it later."
"Okay, sure!"
"By the way, I'd also like to study your Rinnegan and your Saiyan genes."
"Okay, okay, wait until I'm full."
The ninja beside him: He agreed so quickly?! It feels like the Second Hokage is bullying an honest person!!!
"Wait, you don't need to get needles used to study genes, right?"
"————" Are you really scared? "You don't have to."
"Oh, that's fine."
[Isn't Vegeta's most hilarious fusion with Goku?] 10+ people think this is great. "Fusing? What's that?" Tobirama Senju once again became interested in other people's techniques.
"It's about turning two people into one; their fighting power will be far greater than the sum of their individual strengths," Kakarot said. "However, there are only thirty minutes left, and it's very easy to fail."
"Can you teach me?"
"Tobirama!" After scolding his younger brother, Hashirama turned to the alien and played the good cop, "Sorry, I've spoiled my brother."
Kakarot blinked, completely baffled as to what Hashirama was embarrassed about.
"Sure, but we'll need two people."
"Then it'll be me and my older brother."
"Okay, then wait until I finish eating."
"Sure, but you really can eat." You have an even bigger appetite than the Akimichi clan.
Hashirama whispered a reminder: "Tobirama! Be more polite to your benefactor."
"Hahaha, that's how we Saiyans are," Kakarot said. "When I was little, I thought it was because I had a special talent, but when I grew up, I realized that I wasn't from Earth."
Tobirama nodded, then turned to Hashirama.
"Look at my brother, if you don't speak directly to those airheads, they won't understand, and they won't mind."
"Alright, but you have to be more tactful when you speak to the sensitive Uchiha! You promised your older brother." (Pouting)
Six-year-old Sasuke and the passing Uchiha looked slightly awkward.
I'm so sorry for being so sensitive.
Tobirama: "I know, you're so nagging, ugh!"
[It's a pity this is the world of Naruto, the people in Dragon Ball can't see our comments, otherwise I can't even imagine how furious Vegeta would be!] 10+ people liked this. Goku: "Hahahaha, he'd probably be so angry he wouldn't want to see anyone for a month! That guy."
[We have the Divine Tree bullet screen wall now, so how about we get bullet screen walls for the Prison Gate, Divine Dragon/Dragon Ball, and Apostle bullet screen walls too?] 10
+100,000+ people think this is great! [Crowdfunding Holy Grail Barrage] 100,000+ people think this is great! [Count me in!] 100,000+ people think this is great! [Stop talking nonsense, send me the crowdfunding link.] 100,000+ people think this is great! [Awesome Barrage, Giant Barrage, Hogyoku Barrage, Fairy Barrage, Game Barrage, Shikon Jewel Barrage]
Where are the Geass and Tiga bullet hell walls? 】10+ people liked this. 【One Piece, Attack on Titan, Bleach, Fairy Tail, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Inuyasha, Code Geass, Ultraman!】10+ people liked this. "What are all these?"
"It must be like our world, a world in a story to the all-knowing gods."
"A world from a story?! Wow! Does that mean we're characters in the anime Goten loves to watch?! This is a huge deal!!"
"That's the idea, but they don't seem to be able to reach our world. They're just incredibly excited about being able to talk to us."
"Oh, then there's no problem."
[I've been watching Dragon Ball Super lately, and the Gods of Destruction are so cute! Ahhhhhh Beerus! Champa!!! I want to hug and kiss them like crazy!]
10+ people liked this: [You mean those two Egyptian Mammoth cats?] 10+ people liked this: [Fun fact: Those two are Cornish Rex cats, worth 8000-20000 yen on the market. They were the pet cats of the author, Akira Toriyama.] 10+ people liked this: [So expensive! But he's the author of Dragon Ball, so this amount is nothing to him.] 10+ people liked this: Goku was shocked: "How dare they tease Lord Beerus like that? Those guys are amazing!!"
"You'll get used to it." Tobirama Senju sighed, resting his forehead on his hand. "My brother, Madara, Izuna, and I have been mocked by them countless times."
"Sasuke and I are the ones who really got hit!"
"Well, that's because you two are the main characters," Tobirama Senju said ruthlessly.
Six-year-old Sasuke turned his head away: "Hmph!"
[I only watched up to the point of defeating Majin Buu and then stopped reading. The author even said it was over, but then they released Dragon Ball GT and Dragon Ball Super, and the power levels were completely messed up!] 10+ people liked this. [Akira Toriyama wasn't involved in Dragon Ball GT, but he was involved in the creation of Dragon Ball Super.] 10+ people liked this. [Early Dragon Ball: This punch might kill you. Later Dragon Ball: This punch might destroy the universe.]
10+ people think it's great! [It's not as bad as you guys say, at least the main character is Son Goku.] 10+ people think it's great! [Damn, it's a million times better than Naruto in this respect!] 10+ people think it's great! Boruto timeline—
"This is outrageous!" Sarada Uchiha clenched her fists and angrily shouted at the barrage of comments. "This is absolutely not our fault!"
"Never mind, Sarada," Boruto Uzumaki advised, his voice tinged with weariness.
Nara Shikadai, hands in his pockets, calmly gazed at the distant sky and said softly, "Yes. Those all-knowing gods didn't blame us either; they were probably just too heartbroken to part with the Seventh Hokage and Mr. Sasuke."
Raimon Electric's laptop has a camera function, can automatically convert the comments in the video into text, and has added a search function.
He browsed through the previous bullet comments and said, "It's not just that we're reluctant to part with the Seventh Hokage and Mr. Sasuke. For the gods who know everything, the generation of the Seventh Hokage in his youth represents their youth. If the Seventh Hokage is still the protagonist, it means that their youth has not yet ended."
"Hmm—" Sarada calmed down, "If we say it like this, it's like we stole their youth. I feel a little resentful, but I can't bring myself to be angry with them."
"Sasana—" Sasuke looked at his daughter.
The Seventh Hokage, Naruto Uzumaki, gently patted Sasuke's daughter's head. "It's not just that, Sarada."
"The Seventh Generation?"
Naruto Uzumaki pointed at the barrage of bullets in the sky.
"You see, although some people's youth has ended—"
[I watched Boruto first, then Naruto later. Boruto isn't that bad, is it? It's closer to the realities of modern society, isn't it?] 10+ views
100,000+ people think it's great. [Boruto's animation is excellent; it's okay to watch if you haven't seen Naruto.] 100,000+ people think it's great. [I think Boruto is quite realistic, and isn't Boruto about stepping out of the shadow of your parents and finding yourself? The theme is perfect!] 100,000+ people think it's great. "But look, the youth of the new generation has just begun, just like you."
"The Seventh Generation————"
Just as Sarada and Boruto were about to be moved, reality slapped the Seventh Hokage Naruto in the face, and the comments section erupted into another argument over Boruto.
[Regardless, watching Naruto first and then Boruto is still a waste.] 10+ people agree. [Not necessarily. Kids these days tend to project Boruto onto them, and the prevailing view is that their families of origin are to blame.] 10+ people agree. [So it makes your blood pressure skyrocket!] 10+ people agree. [Honestly, a father like Naruto's would be criticized online in real life too.] 10+ people agree. [So as a Naruto fan, all I see in Boruto is the constant destruction of Naruto and Sasuke.] 10+ people agree.]
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