svetikya #437 - Gold Underpants Cool Ass
#437 - Gold Underpants Cool Ass
Evening.
Darkness and Aqua were decorating the mansion, Zun Zun was cooking, and Alice was helping out. As for Satou Kazuma, he was setting up barriers around the perimeter to prevent monster attacks at night.
Honestly, Zun Zun was curious as to why they didn't use teleportation magic to return, but instead had to travel back and forth in a dragon carriage, enduring all the hardship? If it was a concern about magic power, then Zun Zun could completely afford it.
The result—
“Going back would only mean being alone in the castle, unable to go out, with no one to talk to, and unable to be a little willful. It's too depressing. So, although it's a bit of an excessive request, could you please keep me company? Or… is that not okay?”
Hearing Alice say that, Zun Zun immediately said there was no problem.
Although constantly sitting in the carriage was a bit tiresome, having Alice around made him feel very comfortable, and he gradually began to enjoy these days of stopping and going, and enjoying the scenery.
“It smells so good! Although the scent is a bit pungent, it really smells wonderful.”
Alice twitched her cute little nose and said with her eyes slightly shining, “Zun Zun's cooking is so good! Can I ask what we're having for dinner tonight?”
“We're having Mapo Tofu for dinner tonight!”
Zun Zun had wanted to make this well-known and popular dish since he arrived, but unfortunately, there were no conditions for making tofu on the road, until he arrived at Axel's capital and bought tofu, so he planned to show off his skills to Alice.
“Really, it smells so good…”
“It's making my mouth water!”
“Darkness, Aqua, are you two done?”
“Of course!”
The two who had finished their work were also staring intently at the red tofu in the pot, the spicy and pungent smell making their mouths water.
“I knew it! This is… Mapo Tofu, right? Seriously, I haven't had Mapo Tofu made by the school cafeteria since I stopped going to high school, and I'm surprisingly quite nostalgic for it. But this taste is even better than the school cafeteria's.”
Satou Kazuma also just happened to emerge from the forest.
It was unclear if he was attracted by the aroma.
“Oh dear, gluttonous Kazuma. You don't need to specifically reveal your experience of not going to school during high school and being a NEET at home, saying it will only make people laugh at you.”
“You don't need to specifically point that out, useless goddess!”
The two were still exchanging insults.
However, after the delicious Mapo Tofu entered their mouths, the two kept spouting gorgeous words of praise, it seems that food really can change people.
“The ground beef is golden yellow and crispy, each piece melts in your mouth. The tofu is as white as jade, with sharp edges and corners, and crumbles at the slightest touch. The garlic sprouts are emerald green and the oil is very bright, everything is thoroughly cooked and has no raw taste…”
Darkness once again transformed into a food critic, constantly commenting on the food made by Zun Zun.
Alice was also eating with her little mouth red and sticking out her tongue.
She didn't seem to be very good at eating spicy food.
But because it was so delicious, she couldn't bear to give up.
“—Thank you for the meal!” X4
“You're welcome.”
After dinner, Zun Zun brewed black tea, and the group waited quietly in a pleasant mood for the sun to completely set on the horizon.
“By the way! Are there any portions reserved for Hui Hui and Yoyo? Speaking of which, are those two okay?”
“I really wish you, Kazuma, would think of them before eating.”
“Well… sorry.”
Being told that, Satou Kazuma could only scratch his head awkwardly, while Zun Zun just smiled.
“It's okay, it's okay, they're fine.”
“Then why haven't they woken up yet?”
“How should I explain it…”
Zun Zun pondered for a moment, using an explanation that even Aqua could understand, explaining, “Kazuma, have you ever felt very sleepy after accidentally eating too much during a meal?”
“Are you saying… a carb coma?”
“That's right. Ingesting a large amount of carbohydrates in a short period of time will cause the blood to circulate in the stomach, so the brain, lacking blood, will produce a feeling of sleepiness. Although the form is different, the principle is the same, Hui Hui and Yoyo have absorbed a lot of nutrients, and subconsciously fell into a deep sleep to work hard to absorb them, there is nothing wrong with them.”
“I see.”
Aqua looked like she had suddenly understood.
Satou Kazuma said in surprise, “What, Aqua, you actually understood?”
“Why do you say that, what do you take me for?”
“I'm just surprised you understood, I'm not deliberately mocking you.”
“That's deliberately mocking me!”
The idiot goddess wailed.
“But as for Kazuma, it's hard to say.” Zun Zun said with a smile, “After all, Kazuma's physical fitness is even worse than Hui Hui's.”
“…Thank you for your reminder, I will continue to work hard.”
Satou Kazuma said without any emotion.
Darkness also said relievedly, “I see, it's great that Hui Hui and Yoyo are okay, I'm relieved.”
“Yes, relieved.” Satou Kazuma then stretched lazily and said, “Probably because I ate too much at night, listening to Zun Zun, I'm also a little sleepy.”
“Haa—, me too.”
Aqua yawned.
“Ah, then you two go to sleep, I'll keep watch tonight.”
“Thank you, Zun Zun.”
“I'll take over the night watch in the second half of the night.”
Aqua and Satou Kazuma said that.
Zun Zun planned to modify Darkness's armor tonight, so he decided to sleep later.
“That…”
“Aqua?”
As he was preparing to work, Aqua secretly ran over again, with a hesitant expression.
“What's wrong, this hesitation doesn't suit you.”
“Actually, about my gift…”
“What?”
“If possible, could you not make it golden underwear? Honestly, my butt will feel very cold like that. And it's also very difficult to hide the gold, you'll see yellow mosaics, which will look like yellow poop, and if it causes misunderstandings, wouldn't it be like saying ‘Hey, why are you wearing poop underwear?’… Wouldn't that cheapen my goddess status!”
…What is this guy even saying!?
I can't understand her thought process.
“A、Aqua!?”
Darkness obviously didn't expect her to say such a thing.
Zun Zun was also speechless.
Probably realizing that the atmosphere was a bit off, Aqua quickly slipped away awkwardly, leaving everyone feeling a headache.
“Never mind her, let's continue.”
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“Oh, oh…”
Darkness's request was relatively simple, she hoped that the armor wouldn't have too many decorations, and she also didn't want the armor to become golden, because that would make her seem very arrogant.
And Zun Zun said, ‘Wouldn't that make people more hostile, look at you with more contempt and disdain, don't you like that?’ After that, Darkness, the pervert, actually started to seriously consider it.
After that, Zun Zun was allowed to do whatever he wanted, the only request was that he hoped not to put on the Dustiness family crest, that was all.
Probably because of Zun Zun's intervention, and always relying on him to use his face, Darkness didn't become fond of using her family to achieve her goals, and still wanted to prove herself.
However, in Zun Zun's opinion, it was purely because she was too perverted and easily tarnished her own family's reputation, that she deliberately didn't do that.
Alice and Darkness were very surprised by Zun Zun's craftsmanship.
In fact, as a magic tool master, just like a craftsman artist, he is basically proficient in painting, mathematics, and other aspects, so making armor is also not a problem.
Gold has very good ductility and stability, so Zun Zun made Darkness's armor more solid, and also has extremely high resistance to all attribute magic attacks—except for explosion magic.
The overall appearance has not changed, it is still pure white.
But after being inlaid with gold trim, the armor looks more gorgeous and noble, and is also more different from the perverted female knight's nature.
“Alice's armor is also… forget it.”
Alice's armor looks very gorgeous, almost the same as the holy sword curry stick she holds, probably also some kind of artifact… Zun Zun didn't ask, because that would be like asking for humiliation.
“Zun Zun?”
“No, it's nothing.”
The armor is completed… no, it should be considered enchanted, so it's not that difficult. Next…
“Zun Zun, what else are you going to do?”
“Help Aqua make equipment.”
“Wh、What!? Is it golden underwear, please let me experience it too! No, I must try this risk first, after all, I am the team's crusader knight, I should do this kind of dangerous work! Don't be polite, leave it all to me!”
“Wipe the drool from the corner of your mouth before you say that.”
Zun Zun rolled his eyes.
This guy probably thinks that he is really going to make golden underwear, right? And for the perverted female knight, this is not a dangerous job, but a reward.
“That…”
“Like you, Darkness, just enchant her magic staff.”
Aqua's true form is a goddess.
Even if she levels up, she will definitely not increase her own stats, and with so many skill points that she can waste at will, the only way Zun Zun can think of to strengthen her is to enchant her magic staff.
However, for that goddess, this is just an optional choice.
Slightly discouraged.
Like Darkness's armor, Aqua's magic staff was also enchanted, and this work was quickly completed.
“Hmm————, a little tired.”
Zun Zun stretched lazily.
“Yeah, so much time has passed.” Darkness looked at the dim sky, and then asked curiously, “Speaking of which, what are you going to do with Kazuma?”
“Kazuma needs to be carefully considered, after all, he is relatively weak, and ordinary weapons are not suitable for him, honestly, he is the most headache-inducing guy.”
“Don't say that. But if brother knew that Zun Zun cared about him so much, he would definitely be very touched.”
“Probably.”
Zun Zun smiled and touched Alice's little head.
“—That's right!” He seemed to suddenly think of something, and took out a gift box from the interdimensional space, “I forgot about this thing.”
“This is…”
“Prince Levi's gift?”
This was the gift that Prince Levi gave to Zun Zun when they left.
“I don't know what's inside.”
“It must be something priceless.”
“After all, it's a rich casino superpower.”
Hearing this, Zun Zun was also a little excited to open the gift box, and then he saw a completely emerald green orb sitting in the middle.
“This is…”
“Not good, I have a bad feeling.”
Just after saying that, he saw the green orb turn into a black vortex, sucking Zun Zun in.
“—Eh!?” X2
The two who were empty-handed beside them were stunned on the spot.