The Artifact Forger from the Beginning of Collapse

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But Chen Li couldn't.

"In short, Chen Li deliberately chose a time when traffic was at its lowest to stand on the bridge and look down, so it didn't really have much impact on the flight path. Moreover, his attempt to jump off the vehicle failed, so it's not a big problem... Lord Taibu, you can take him away now."

"Understood, thank you for your trouble." Fu Xuan nodded politely to the members of the Earth Balance Division, and then led Chen Li away.

"Can you tell me what you're really thinking?" Fu Xuan asked, puzzled, after leaving the Earth Balance Bureau.

"You may not believe it, but the result of my divination is that no matter how reckless I am today, someone will jump out and stop me. I don't really believe it, so I want to give it a try."

"How far have you learned divination to dare predict your own future?"

"But Your Excellency, please tell me whether it's accurate or not."

"...That's true. But it could be a coincidence, so don't try to court death again," Fu Xuan warned.

“Yes, Your Excellency. Speaking of which, Your Excellency, it’s dangerous for you to walk without watching where you’re going and to keep staring at your phone,” Chen Li reminded him.

Since Fu Xuan led Chen Li out of the Earth Balance Division, his eyes had never left his phone, watching the advertisements that kept playing on the screen.

Chen Li hadn't seen this ad before, but he knew it was the ad he saw when trying to obtain resurrection card fragments.

"Don't let me find out who invented the mechanism that immediately redirects to the app download page if I take my eyes off an ad, or I'll punch them to death." Chen Li was fine when he didn't talk about it, but Fu Xuan gritted his teeth in anger whenever the topic came up.

Clearly, Fu Xuan has suffered countless losses in this matter.

Otherwise, the resentment wouldn't be so great.

"Will watching this ad redirect me to the app download page? Master Taibu, what kind of ads do you watch?" Chen Li asked curiously, leaning forward after hearing Fu Xuan's question.

Chen Li was completely unaware that his one-star artifact possessed such a harassing mechanism.

More importantly, Chen Li was also very curious about the source of these advertisements.

Although this strange device will randomly play ads, will it redirect to the app download page if it plays an ad for another world?

Or, if you encounter an advertisement for otherworldly goods, can you obtain those goods by placing an order?

"Yes, it will be disgusting. The ads that play through this link are usually from Interstellar Peace Company... I wonder how much Interstellar Peace Company actually spends on advertising. Don't bother me now, watch the road for me." Fu Xuan said, clenching his small fists.

Although Fu Xuan doesn't watch where he's going, his special eyesight helps him get early warnings.

It can be said that Fu Xuan was actually born with the divine body to see small advertisements.

"Uh, okay." Chen Li, who never expected that he would also have to work part-time as a street watchman, looked around at the scenery of Changletian Street.

However, Chen Li still has to say that Interstellar Peace Company didn't give him a single penny of advertising fees!

It now appears that the advertisement for this resurrection card fragment is automatically selected from random advertisements within this world.

"Chen Li, is there anyone you want to resurrect?" Fu Xuan asked while staring intently at the advertisement.

"If I had to say, there is indeed one."

Who doesn't want someone to be resurrected?

Chen Li wanted to revive Lao Da, then take him to the Queen Hotel in Longbow Valley in the Delta, and put him with Reese to see who was the true elbow strike king.

"Then you should behave well for the next few days, don't try to do anything reckless, and study divination knowledge diligently. I will try to help you apply for this link." Fu Xuan began to paint a rosy picture for Chen Li, just like Jing Yuan had done.

Fu Xuan wasn't entirely making empty promises; he did indeed do what he said he would do.

Fu Xuan wasn't worried that Chen Li wanted to revive some bad people, because after all the resurrection card fragments were collected, they still needed to be reviewed and stamped by the organizers before they could officially take effect.

According to Jing Yuan's speculation, the one who created this magical item should be the "notorious" new genius club member, the artifact blacksmith.

Sigh, at this point, some people can't help but ask...

Why is he called the infamous member of the genius club?

Because some people speculate that this artifact forger may have started out in telecommunications fraud, it is advised that none of his content should be viewed, or one might suffer bad luck.

"Thank you for your great kindness, Master Taibu."

"No need to thank me, because I can't guarantee that I can get it approved for you. And if you really want to thank me, you should study divination diligently," Fu Xuan said casually.

Although the real form of the Resurrection Wonder is a link, it cannot be forwarded at will. You can watch an unlimited number of ads by clicking the link, but you cannot forward this text to other people.

However, Fu Xuan didn't know if it was just his imagination, but he felt that Chen Li's voice was getting further and further away from him.

However, since the advertisement had just started, Fu Xuan didn't want to look away, but his divine eye couldn't detect Chen Li either, so Fu Xuan really didn't know what Chen Li was doing.

While Fu Xuan was under the control of the resurrection card advertisement for 30 seconds, Chen Li was already standing on Changletian Street again.

Before this reckless act, Chen Li had specifically investigated the area and found no members of the Earth Balance Division nearby, and there were very few passersby.

So Chen Li was very curious about which lucky audience member would stop him from courting death this time.

Ha! Who can stop me?! Who dares to stop me?! I am destiny, I am the law! All things in heaven and earth tremble beneath my feet!!!

I, Chen Li, am an ambitious young man about to unleash my potential on the streets of Changletian!

Chen Li's Guide to Forging Rare Items popped up, reminding someone that they were "brainwashed by advertisements."

Chen Li ignored it, planning to jump down first and then see what happened.

But just as Chen Li was about to jump into the channel, a warm little hand grasped Chen Li's hand.

Chen Li turned his head and saw Fu Xuan staring at him expressionlessly.

"Ahem, Your Excellency, please let me explain..." Chen Li's mind was racing, trying to come up with a plausible excuse.

"Come with me to buy white silk stockings," Fu Xuan said expressionlessly.

"what?"

Let me go with you to buy white stockings?

Is this appropriate?

"Interstellar Peace Company has invested 50 billion to create the White Silk brand, which is absolutely trustworthy." Fu Xuan suddenly gave Chen Li a thumbs up and said.

"???"

After a moment of surprise, Chen Li opened the Strange Item Forging Guide and looked at the [Advertisement in My Mind] notification.

Very good, it really is Fu Xuan!

"Couples, buy one get three free! Plus, a mystery gift! Super deal, go buy now!"

"Please, come with me! I really want the mystery gift!"

10 minutes later……

Chen Li stared into thought as he looked at the couple photo of himself and Fu Xuan in his hand and the white silk in the bag in his other hand.

As for Fu Xuan?

After regaining his senses, Fu Xuan, whose face was flushed red and who had given up on himself, quickly fled the store, not even taking the white stockings he had changed out of with him.

Here, it's in the bag in Chen Li's hand.

Looking at the white bag containing Fu Xuan, Chen Li had a bold idea!

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Chapter 128 We'll enshrine your white silk as a family heirloom, Lord Taibu!

[Ad Space Available]: How can you collect enough revival card fragments to revive a specific person in a revival match without any cost? One of those costs is the possibility of getting the ad stuck in your head while watching it. I've warned you about this before.

[Fu Xuan]: But...but you didn't say anything either...

[Advertisement Space for Rent]: Hi, this screen shows that you have had a past experience with ads that have stuck in your head. Could you please summarize your experience for me so that we can use it for the future maintenance and updates of Qiwu?

[Fu Xuan]: ...Okay.

For the sake of the words "maintenance and updates," Fu Xuan suppressed his shame and began to truthfully tell his father about his situation.

I just don't know why my dad changed his nickname to "advertisement space for rent".

[Advertisement Space for Rent]: Based on your experience, it's clear that being "brainwashed" by an advertisement doesn't make someone lose their mind, but rather it sparks their interest in the ad. The degree of interest depends on your affinity with the advertisement. For example, if you already like wearing white stockings, and an advertisement for white stockings is stuck in your head, then the advertisement will be very tempting, and you'll want to buy the white stockings in the advertisement.

[Fu Xuan]: It sounds reasonable, but... it will cause me a great loss!

[Advertisement space for rent]: But dear Fu Xuan Tai Bu... didn't you run away because you were too shy and forget the white stockings you took off after trying on the Interstellar Peace Company stockings? Did you even forget to take the couple photos with you?

[Fu Xuan]: But how am I supposed to ask my subordinates for this?

[Ad Space for Rent]: I'm just a ruthless ad space rental robot. Fu Xuan Tai Bu, your experience serves as a good negative example. Going forward, I will strengthen the review of ads and change the ad playback range from random to 12+.

[Fu Xuan]: The follow-up maintenance and updates for that strange object...

[Ad space for rent]: Don't worry, the folder has already been created.

[Fu Xuan]: ...I don't ask for anything else, just give me the right to forward three resurrection card ad links.

[Advertisement space for rent]: No problem. Okay, honey, any other comments? Has the issue been properly resolved? Could you please give me a good review?

[Fu Xuan]: You don't act like a member of the genius club at all.

[Advertisement Space for Rent]: Oh, so what do you think a member of a genius club should be like? Making their own praise dolls and playing a loop every day about how they are unparalleled, incredibly intelligent, and stunningly beautiful? Or spending their days pondering which type of engine oil to use for their meals?

[Fu Xuan]: I don't intend to comment on this. I just want to ask one more question: can't you change the type of your advertisement?

[Ad space for rent]: Of course! Didn't you see my new nickname? Ad space for rent...

[Fu Xuan]: How about the Taibusi (Grand Diviner's Office) hiring ads?