svetikya Chapter 180: In the past I had to pee 3 meters against the wind, but now my crotch is wet against th
Chapter 180: In the past I had to pee 3 meters against the wind, but now my crotch is wet against th
Jia Dongxu and Yan Jiecheng were very indignant, but Xu Dongsheng had no idea what they were thinking, but he remembered what happened during the day. Xu Dongsheng was not the kind of person who would take revenge, but he liked to stay hidden and did not want to expose his strength, but he was not really a dog. He did not say anything even when someone was targeting him and following him.
So after finishing the meal and cleaning up, Xu Dazhuang and I roasted sweet potatoes by the stove and drank the freshly brewed wine by Xu Dongsheng. At about ten o'clock, everyone in the yard was basically asleep, so Xu Dongsheng sent Xu Dazhuang back to his room and then went to his own room.
After entering the room, Xu Dongsheng knocked on the table.
"Squeak."
Then, only rustling sounds were heard, and two mice appeared in Xu Dongsheng's room. Looking at the two mice in front of him, Xu Dongsheng immediately arranged his plan.
The two mice looked at him and nodded humanely, then squeaked twice and ran away from under Xu Dongsheng's bed. After the two mice entered the underground, Xu Dongsheng fell asleep peacefully.
At midnight, when everyone in the yard had fallen asleep, a group of rats crawled out from under Yi Zhonghai's bed, then dug a hole under the threshold of Yi Zhonghai's house, crawled out, and divided into two groups, heading towards the Jia family and the Yan family respectively.
Originally, it was something that could be done by two mice, but after the mice ate the money and passbooks of Yan Bugui's family, all the mouse holes were blocked, so new holes needed to be dug.
There is strength in numbers, and as the number of rats increased, their speed increased. Soon, a rat tunnel appeared. After opening the tunnel, the rats entered the room, found Jia Dongxu and Yan Jiecheng, and crawled in through the quilts.
"Ah, mouse."
Jia Dongxu and Yan Jiecheng were both bitten by mice in their quilts. Yan Jiecheng, Yan Jiefang and Yan Jiekuang slept together. They had worked and played too much during the day and slept too soundly, so Yan Jiecheng didn't feel anything when he was bitten by the mouse, and the others didn't notice it either.
But Jia Dongxu was different. In addition to cooking and taking care of the children during the day, Jia Dongxu's wife was not that tired from taking care of Yi Zhonghai. In addition, it was very cold and she was afraid of catching a cold, so she didn't do anything else, so she slept lightly. After the mouse bit Jia Dongxu and was leaving, it crawled over Qin Huairu's body and was touched by Qin Huairu.
At first, Qin Huairu thought it was Jia Dongxu's hand, but when she touched it, she found that it was a mouse weighing nearly half a pound. Qin Huairu was immediately awakened. The mouse panicked, bit Qin Huairu, and ran away.
"Huai Ru, what's wrong? Where is the mouse?"
Qin Huairu's scream also woke up Jia Dongxu. Jia Dongxu sat up with his eyes hazy, then turned on the light. He saw that Qin Huairu's hand was bitten by a rat and was bleeding.
"Dongxu, just now, a mouse crawled into the bed and I was bitten by it."
Qin Huairu quickly recounted what had just happened, and it seemed that she was in terrible pain.
"What are you yelling for? Are you still asleep? It's just a mouse that's keeping you awake in the middle of the night. You woke Xiaodang up. Let's see if you can handle it tomorrow."
Hearing the two people making a fuss, Jia Zhang scolded them one by one in the quilt beside them, then patted Xiaodang on the back and told him not to wake up, otherwise he would not be able to sleep tonight.
Upon hearing this, Qin Huairu and Jia Dongxu quickly crawled back into bed, not daring to make any more noises. Jia Dongxu helped Qin Huairu suck the blood from the rat bite on her hand. After spitting out the blood, he comforted Qin Huairu and then fell asleep because he was too sleepy. Qin Huairu watched Jia Dongxu fall asleep. Although she was a little angry, she felt more sweet.
But I don’t know what’s going on. Not only can I not fall asleep, but I also always feel like there’s a flame in my heart.
But perhaps it was because of the sweetness, Qin Huairu couldn't help but fall asleep as she thought about it.
The little mice completed the task, returned to Yi Zhonghai's house, went underground again, and came to Xu Dongsheng's house, ready to report to Xu Dongsheng. However, when they arrived at Xu Dongsheng's room, they found the floor full of corn and meat. They immediately understood that their owner had started feeding them again, and then went underground again. Not long after, two thousand kilograms of corn and more than one hundred kilograms of meat disappeared silently in Xu Dongsheng's room.
The next morning, Xu Dongsheng got up to clean the heavy snow in the yard. Yan Jiecheng on the opposite side covered his crotch with his hands, and then rushed out of the yard in a strange posture. When he got outside the yard, it seemed that he could not bear the urge to pee anymore.
Xu Dongsheng didn't care about this, whether he let the little mouse destroy his urinary system.
"Huh? Why are your pants still wet?"
Yan Jiecheng rushed into the public toilet, unzipped his pants and started peeing before he even reached the toilet stall. However, instead of peeing two meters away and hitting the wall of the public toilet, he actually peed in his pants. The penis that should have been standing tall and proud turned out to be like a sleepy caterpillar, wilting.
Yan Jiecheng, who was still feeling sleepy because he had to hold his urine, suddenly widened his eyes and looked at the soft plastic water pipe in disbelief. After the water was drained out, Yan Jiecheng quickly teased it, but found that it seemed to have no reaction?
"Isn't he frozen?"
Yan Jiecheng was confused, but then he thought of an excuse. Suddenly, Yan Jiecheng seemed to have thought of something, and hurriedly looked around to see if anyone had gone to the toilet. Fortunately, today was the weekend, and everyone could finally sleep in, and no one had gotten up to go to the toilet. He hurriedly shook and rubbed his wet cotton pants. After rushing out of the toilet, when he entered the yard, his left foot stepped on his right foot and he fell into the yard, falling on the snow, with snow on his pants and clothes.
"Brother Jie Cheng, please slow down. It's the weekend and you don't have to go to work. Why are you in such a hurry?"
Xu Dongsheng was stunned when he saw Yan Jiecheng suddenly fall on the snow. He thought that he should not be exposed. Why did this guy come out to commit fraud so early in the morning?
"It's okay. I just didn't wake up and fell down. Unfortunately, my clothes were soaked by the snow. Okay, you can continue sweeping."
Seeing that Xu Dongsheng didn't notice his situation, Yan Jiecheng surprisingly didn't try to scam him, and even loudly announced that he had fallen and his clothes were wet. Xu Dongsheng nodded, and then continued to sweep the snow in front of his house. After sweeping, Xu Dongsheng cleaned the half of the front yard near them, and took some snow back to the house to melt it for cooking and washing.
"How come I could pee three meters away against the wind before, but my crotch got wet against the wind this morning? Did I not cover myself with the blanket properly last night and got cold?"
After returning to Yan's house, Yan Jiecheng started a fire without waiting for the third aunt to get up. Then he went close to the stove to dry the snow water and urine on his body. Suddenly, steam began to rise in front of Yan Jiecheng.
While baking, Yan Jiecheng began to worry.
Xu Dongsheng was unaware of Yan Jiecheng's discovery. He had already started making breakfast. Although he was not going to purchase goods today, he had things to do tonight. He also needed to deliver a jar of wine out of the city to Cai Quanwu. One jar cost one thousand yuan, and one thousand yuan a week. This was pure profit. Originally, Xu Dongsheng had not thought about making money, but Xu Dongsheng thought that this year might be even more difficult, and now there was an army of rats. He would help as much as he could, but he could not give food out of thin air, nor could he fabricate more money, otherwise it might lead to inflation.
So Xu Dongsheng was going to sell some things, and then give the money to some people who would cry if they went to the houses of mice. He wanted to save as many lives as possible. Although he couldn't help much, he could do his best. After all, if there were too many things in his hemisphere, it would be a waste and take up space, so Xu Dongsheng decided to sell some.