svetikya Chapter 143 How Dare You Are
Chapter 143 How Dare You Are
What a hot pot banquet at Brave's house, it's so good!There are so many ingredients in such a big pot, and even the orc shamans like them can't tell what they are, so many ingredients and seasonings are mixed together to emit a tempting fragrance.There is also another smell that is very irritating to human noses, and it burns straight into people's foreheads, making the orcs, whose sense of smell is many times higher than that of humans, sneeze non-stop.
"My nose may be broken..." The red fox shaman with the best sense of smell moaned while covering his face, and couldn't help but tsk his tongue intoxicated: "But this taste is really good, um, it seems that there is really something high in it. It tastes like rabbit meat, why didn’t I find that the high-footed rabbit is so good for cooking?”
——The red foxes all roast the tall rabbits for food. In order to dig out the last trace of energy in the rabbits, they often have to break apart the bones of the rabbits and chew them. However, the bone marrow of this rabbit is very fishy, slightly More particular red foxes don't like to chew.
As a result, the chef of Brave Xu Jun’s family is so smart, he took out the bone marrow of the rabbit early, seasoned it and made it into a sauce, the fishy smell was completely covered up, and the beauty that was fresh to the bones was replaced!
And... it shouldn't be an illusion of the shaman of the red fox tribe. He always felt that the energy contained in the flesh and blood of the tall rabbit seemed to be more thoroughly stimulated by this method.
If a red fox eats this kind of rabbit meat since he was a child, maybe he will be able to get rid of the nickname of a weak chicken and fox when he grows up, and maybe he will become a strong man whose strength can rival that of a big orc.
Just thinking about it, the red fox shaman's eyes lit up, and he didn't bother to wipe his nose even when he sneezed.Until the well-meaning Naka witch clan came over and patted the old fox on the shoulder: "Don't cry, don't cry, oh, look at you, don't you just smell meat————"
The Firefox shaman thought to himself, do you dare to say something human, what does that mean?As a result, he was stunned as soon as he turned his head. How could the great witch of the Naka tribe comfort him!
This old stuff has already been eaten!The mouth is full of meat and vegetables, and the old creases on both cheeks are almost flattened!
The other shaman priests also looked like they had no image, gathered around Xu Jun's big hot pot, each with a colander in his hand, ready to attack.Xu Jun's own family stood on the other side. Even though the pot was huge, there couldn't be so many people standing around it, so the orc shamans had to squeeze one by one, cowardly.
Standing on Xu Jun's side are him and a pony boy who seems to have just grown up, a sissy man who looks like a man but is obviously an orc, and a boy who looks like a boy but makes people feel A child with a very young soul, and a man who is black and full of black air, plus two snow lions, one old and one young.
... What the hell is this?
This is not the home of the brave Xu Jun, but some big orc tribe, right?
The Firefox shaman sneaked into the queue waiting for the meat, and the housekeeper John quickly gave him a spoon and a bowl of sauce.Orcs are not good at eating spicy food. Two spoonfuls of it made their tongue stick out, but they felt that the hot body was full of strength. One word is cool.
"This, this sauce stimulates the unique fire attribute of the golden wool sheep!"
"If a race with the fire attribute eats it, it will definitely make up for it!"
"Mr. Xu Jun, how do you make this sauce?"
Xu Jun took a look at the butler John, and the butler John held his head high and proudly said: "Master Xu Jun taught us the recipe of the sauce. It uses the best flame pepper and golden lotus to grind it into powder, and the pig The juice is squeezed from the heart of the wolf, and the bone marrow of the high-legged rabbit is mixed with oil, salt, chicken oil and the above-mentioned materials."
In the end, even the butler John, who was educated as a royal family servant since childhood, couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "Those are the most high-end flame pepper and golden lotus in the herbal shop opened by the Toloman family."
When he was just sensible, he knew that he was going to be a housekeeper in this life. From then on, he might spend a lot of money in his life, and saw all the glory and wealth. Later, he learned a lot and gradually became calm, and he also had an inexplicable sense of superiority: Although he It's just a butler, but the money passed by may be much more than that of ordinary little nobles.
Not to mention combatants, how much money can they save after working hard outside for a lifetime?
But now, after really following Mrs. Xu Jun... Butler John can't wait to go back to the age of sixteen or seventeen and slap the second-year-old John: Is the little money you saw still considered money? !Have you ever heard of a nobleman who uses golden lotus to make sauce!
But now he can tell these things to this group of orcs who have never seen him before, and see how confused these orcs are... It feels really good to do this! ! !
Just as the housekeeper John thought, the shamans, priests, and great witches of the various orc tribes froze after hearing this, and took a long time to swallow their saliva.
Mr. Xu Jun is a brave man, and his fortune is all on his own. He is not a rich second generation.
——But he can afford so many extravagant alchemy materials!God!How much money did he make for himself?
This must be a very powerful warrior!
If we can win over such a strong alliance in the next and next fighting tournament, at least we don't have to worry about the melee in the beginning!
Looking at Xu Jun's attire again, he found that even the ordinary casual clothes seemed out of the ordinary, look at the dark pattern embroidered on the clothes!Look at the tiny gemstones stuck to the hem!Dark lines are self-cleaning magic lines, which can keep clothes fresh and free from dirt, but who would embroider such low-key casual clothes with such things?The finely divided gems look useless, but if you take a closer look, you will find that these gems should have been first-class gems full of energy. As for why they became like this, it is probably because they were used up and reused.
Everything is understated, but luxurious at the same time.
After all, who pays attention to the most ordinary clothes that a person wears in everyday life?
The old and knowledgeable orcs were amazed in their hearts, but even the old lady mermaid priest and the old Naka witch who had diarrhea from eating spicy chrysanthemum explosion yesterday did not put down their colanders and stuffed their mouths full full.It’s just that he is an orc. After using the knife and fork for a while and Xu Jun brought a small stick (chopsticks), he felt very inconvenient. The tail is trembling.
If this is a young orc, maybe the picture is so beautiful that it will make people think crooked, but since the people here are all old people... um... that's why you don't dare to look at it_(:зゝ∠)_
In the crowd, even the shaman of the red fox tribe was very happy, shaking their paws. Although it was very likely that the red fox tribe would forcefully hug the thigh of the brave Xu Jun, who would care about face as long as they could hug the thigh?The important thing is that Xu Jun's thigh is worth hugging!
Suddenly, there was a "boom" on the second floor, as if the window of Xu Jun's room was hit by a stone, but no one cared, everyone was eating, drinking and laughing.
It was five seconds before the devil entered through the window and came downstairs to break the good atmosphere of the restaurant.
The shopping activity has ended, firstly because of the appearance of the Dark Lord Roxienke, and later because Xu Jun exposed the conspiracy of the Sea Snake tribe, this time "all the leaders went shopping together to have fun with the people before and after the Grace Festival, a certain tribe The shaman marveled at the human slippers" ended especially quickly.Fortunately, the reporters and media who followed up this event were all very experienced. They were stunned to find some kindness from the cold face of the demon king who wanted to kill people, and some kindness from the resentment of the first priest of the sea snake clan.
As for the large group of shaman priests who suddenly ran away in the middle of the event, the reporters of course used some reasonable imagination techniques based on their understanding of the leaders of various ethnic groups. I couldn’t walk, and said that this is the most delicious food in the world!”, “Shocked! The rich man who is envied by the red fox shaman who is good at business is——!”, “Mermaids don’t like to eat humans food? No, no, the mermaid priest has long been conquered by human delicacies!"
In short, it's just... pull out the old cold rice and fry it, then make some guesses that seem to be the truth, and then desperately promote the friendship between humans and other races, and how harmonious and friendly everyone is.
But, in a sense...it seems to be all right_(:зゝ∠)_
His Majesty the Emperor of the Golden Banner Empire seemed to be very concerned about the appearance of the Sea Snake Clan, and left in a hurry.Pope Deckard and King Snowblade Ethanmere had no choice but to walk back together. Although the relationship between the two could not be considered good, they had known each other for many years.When Roshienke...was still Ryan, Pope Deckard was also his good friend.
At that time, who didn't pursue Prince Ryan, he was handsome and powerful; who didn't dislike the second prince, Essenmir, who was stupid, stupid and fat like a pig.
It's just that no one expected that Prince Lane's good friend Son Deka would eventually become one of the other justices who "punish evil", and Ethanmere would become the king and sit on the throne of the twilight Snowblade Kingdom.
Everyone thought that Pope Deckard and Elsenmir could not get used to each other, Pope Deckard looked down on King Elsenmir, and King Elsenmir didn't like to betray the church of the Snowblade Kingdom.
But it's just embarrassment.
Walking all the way back, Elsenmeer twice wanted to ask the Pope if he could stop leaving, he was about to be burned, but Pope Deckard looked dazed, and he didn't know how to speak.Walking and walking, I arrived at Xu Jun's small home on the second ring road. This is a small castle, and of course it can also be regarded as a villa.It's just that although the sparrow is small and well-equipped, it can be used as a decoration for the city walls and towers. Maybe this small building was not originally intended for Xu Jun, but has other uses.
Essenmeer has learned well since he was a child, and he is very familiar with the various secrets of the royal family.The emperor of the Golden Banner Empire looks old and serious, but he was also ridiculous when he was young. He used to have some fun with courtesans and private meetings with young girls, which is not a good thing.
Essenmeer curled his lips as he thought about it. Few people know about it now, but back then, the Emperor of the Golden Banner and Mrs. Nightingale went to the top floor of the castle without clothes to look at the stars and the moon, but they were bumped into... that is a famous name!
Thinking of all these old gossips made him excited, and at this moment, he saw the apprentice who jumped out of the window to meet a girl in the romantic news just like his fantasy...
The figure was a little familiar, and it was all black, and it got into the window on the second floor of Xu Jun's villa with a whoosh.
King Elsenmere wiped the sweat from his forehead: "... 噫?!"
Luo Xienkeli smelled the smell of beasts in the house from a long distance away from Xu Jun's house, so he got annoyed, and climbed in through the window without any hassle, thinking of driving out all those old cats, dogs, and old fish.
Who allowed them to come to my house to make trouble.
The demon king who felt that Xu Jun's home on the Second Ring Road was his home thought coldly.