Naruto: The Abstract Strategist of the Akatsuki

Chapter 335 Coveting Kakashi

"How old is that old lady Chiyo?"

Naruto asked cautiously.

"I don't know that..."

"Seventy, one year older than the Third Hokage."

Uzuki Yugao helped Hydrangea answer the question.

"So, what does Granny Chiyo look like? Can she pretend to be young like Granny Tsunade?"

Naruto pressed on with his questions.

"...No, maintaining youth is a technique unique to the Fifth Hokage; no one else currently has this ability."

Hydrangea glanced at Yugao Uzuki, expecting her to continue answering, but instead found her taking out a small notebook and writing something down. So she answered Naruto's question herself.

Uzuki Yugao's Record: Uzumaki Naruto calls the Hokage "Grandma" and accuses him of pretending to be young.

"Oh no? Kakashi-sensei is doomed! He'll have to marry such an old woman? No way, I have to go save him!"

After asking the two questions, Naruto finally wore an expression of shared hatred.

It seems Naruto has indeed matured a bit; he's even started to think things through before acting.

"puff--"

Uzuki Yugao burst out laughing, looking at Naruto in astonishment.

"You're so young, what's on your mind?"

Granny Chiyo is a respected elder of Sunagakure. Even if there is a grudge between them, how could she possibly be related to Kakashi?

The one from Amegakure, you mean right?

Right?

Right?

……

"Say something! Why are you looking down?!"

Looking at the hydrangea, Uzuki Yugao was on the verge of collapse.

This silent submission had an obvious outcome.

It wasn't that Naruto was wrong; someone else was wrong.

Uzuki Yugao was confused. Was it that the abnormal one was not everyone else, but herself?

Is it possible that the mating of male and female humans of similar age is actually a minority?

"Hey, Naruto, what are you doing here? Has the Hokage given you another mission?"

As the three fell into an eerie silence, a voice broke the atmosphere. Kiba waved and walked over, with Shino and Hinata following behind.

"No, Kakashi-sensei has been arrested."

Naruto said with a worried look on his face.

"Oh? They've finally been arrested?"

Ya, however, was not surprised at all; on the contrary, she felt somewhat relieved.

Shino and Hinata had the same expression, leaving Naruto bewildered.

Do these three have a grudge against Kakashi-sensei?

Or was he stabbed by Kakashi-sensei with the Thousand Years of Death?

Why do you have this expression when you hear that Kakashi has been arrested?

The three members of Team 8 are naturally like this because of the incident where they broke into Kakashi's house last time, discovered a large number of books, and confirmed Kakashi's abnormal identity.

Although Tsunade suppressed that matter and no one mentioned it anymore, it doesn't mean the memory will disappear.

"No, haven't you misunderstood something?"

Naruto suddenly realized what was happening and hurriedly explained, "Kakashi-sensei wasn't arrested for writing the Imperial Edict; he was kidnapped by an old woman from Sunagakure and is going to have her baby!"

"Are you sure Kakashi was captured?"

After hearing this, Ya asked a question in return.

"Of course!"

Naruto answered without hesitation.

Are you really sure?

Kiba stroked his chin, adopting a detective-like posture, just like back in Kakashi's house. "Kakashi-sensei's strength is universally acknowledged in the ninja world."

Moreover, Kakashi has a very close relationship with Might Guy, a Jonin, and Yamato.

Even when we were solving a case in Kakashi's room last time, we encountered a mysterious person who gave us a hint.

He claimed to be a righteous bystander.

But he couldn't fool me, the famous detective Kiba, or Akamaru's nose.

I made Akamaru remember the scent of the mysterious person on the note.

Later, when Akamaru encountered Kakashi, he smelled a very small amount of the same mysterious person's scent as the one on the note on Kakashi's breath.

What does this tell us?

Kakashi kissed that mysterious person!

"Kakashi-sensei is too dissolute."

Hinata lowered her head, poked her two fingers together, and whispered.

"Perhaps they're not related."

Shino pushed up her sunglasses.

"If it wasn't a kiss, then what was it? Did you pee in Kakashi's mouth?"

Kiba glanced at Shino, then turned his gaze back to Naruto.

"So Naruto, you need to understand that Kakashi has too many ex-girlfriends."

If he really was captured by the old woman, then these people would be the most anxious; they would go to rescue Kakashi before you do.

"yes!"

Naruto instantly understood, clapped his hands, and said, "Then I'll go tell Thick Eyebrows-sensei..."

"Idiot Naruto, stop right there."

Kiba grabbed Naruto helplessly, looking at him with a disappointed expression. "Naruto, don't you understand? What I mean is, Kakashi might not have been captured; he might have done it willingly!"

"What are you talking about, Kiba? That's an old woman! How could Kakashi-sensei possibly volunteer?"

Naruto was stunned by Kiba's words and looked on in disbelief.

"But everything I said is true."

Kiba sighed, "If you don't believe me, then you should believe Shino and Hinata, right?"

The three of us personally discovered some books at Kakashi's house that day; to be precise, we actually discovered them thanks to Hinata's Byakugan.

It clearly reveals Kakashi's repressed and passionate nature hidden beneath his mask.

I won't go into the rest, but about the old woman...

In one of Kakashi's notebooks, he wrote the sentence, "Women are like fine wine, the older they get, the better they become."

It's clear that Kakashi has this kind of fetish.

"what?"

Naruto opened his mouth wide and looked at Hinata and Shino for confirmation.

"Um."

"Yes."

The two gave their affirmation, which finally put Naruto's mind at ease.

"It was initiated again?"

"Sasuke took the initiative to go to Orochimaru, and Kakashi took the initiative to go to old lady Chiyo."

Naruto muttered to himself.

(Sakura: What about me? Don't I deserve a name?)

Naruto was conflicted.

He could chase after Sasuke without thinking; he could just go for it.

But Kakashi is different.

Does he really want to stop Kakashi-sensei from pursuing his own happiness?

"Wait a minute, Grandma Chiyo is seventy years old, does she really still have children?"

Uzuki Yugao chimed in.

"OK."

The hydrangea answered.

"As we all know, when our Akatsuki organization was first exposed, we used the abilities of our member Hidan to intimidate the five great ninja villages. The old man was collecting certain blood."

Granny Chiyo, a skilled fighter from Sunagakure, is too old to have her blood collected, so we are focusing our observation on her.

As it turns out, we discovered that Granny Chiyo hadn't refined her puppetry skills over the years; instead, she had developed a medical ninjutsu called the Reanimation Jutsu.

It can transfer life force unconditionally.

In theory, Granny Chiyo could transfer life force from other parts of her body to a fixed organ, allowing it to regain its vitality.

Therefore, Kakashi can make Granny Chiyo pregnant, unless Kakashi himself is infertile.

"There's such a ninjutsu? It seems that Granny Chiyo has been lusting after Kakashi-sensei's good looks for a long time."

Naruto became even more convinced.

Otherwise, why would Granny Chiyo develop such ninjutsu for no reason?