Chapter 1 Transmigration: My System is a Dog
Chapter 1 Transmigration: My System is a Dog
"Wait, this is Konoha! Chiba Tetsuya? Is that my name?"
Inside the Konoha refugee camp, Tetsuya, lying on his hospital bed, struggled to sit up. The pain he felt reminded him that he was still alive.
However, his mind was in a great state of confusion. He was not Chiba Tetsuya himself, and he had forgotten his original name.
He only remembered that when he was playing the Naruto mobile game, in the Super Kage Tribulation stage, he was attacked by the opponent's vegetative state and his health was reduced to red. He slapped the computer case, and the case exploded.
When I woke up again, I found myself here.
Meanwhile, the original owner of the unfortunate Chiba Tetsuya had just passed away.
"The current time is... the period when Madara Uchiha manipulated the Nine-Tails to attack Konoha!"
Seeing the Konoha residents gathered inside the tent further confirmed the memories in his mind.
However, it seems the attack is over, and Konoha is now rebuilding.
"Ha, how did I end up in this era?"
He gasped, feeling the pain in his body, and Tetsuya felt quite uncomfortable.
When other people transmigrate, they either become the prince Naruto, the cool Sasuke, or a descendant of the Senju clan or the Uchiha clan.
He found himself transmigrated into an ordinary resident of Konoha, not even a ninja.
Damn it, now that he's transmigrated, he wants to live a life where he's surrounded by beautiful women, and he also wants to experience the taste of Tsunade's face wash and Hinata and Hanabi's sister rice bowls.
Now, let alone the sister rice bowl, Tsunade seems to still be a flat-chested girl.
"I'm not having it! God, we're both transmigrators, you have to give me a cheat code, right? System, is there? Come out and say something!"
[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have successfully transmigrated. The system has been successfully bound.]
A system sprite shaped like a husky appeared in front of Tetsuya.
"Nice, I knew a system was a standard feature for transmigrators. System, tell me quickly, what abilities do you have?"
This system is all about simplicity and efficiency: you can become stronger by spending money, and you can draw cards by spending real money! The rewards in the card pool come from all over the ninja world. Whatever the ninja world has, I have too; and what the ninja world doesn't have, I have too.
"Awesome! So, are there any newbie rewards?"
[Dream on! This system never does anything that doesn't benefit us. Newbie rewards? Why don't you just give me peak ninja power directly?]
The husky system used its paws to very human-like pick its nose.
[There's no newbie gift pack, but I have a first-recharge bonus. Want to give it a try? How about recharge six yuan to see how it goes?]
"Six yuan for the first deposit?"
Tetsuya raised an eyelid.
"Don't tell me your damn system is made by Tencent."
Hey, young man, don't talk nonsense! Let me correct you, this system is a Siberian Husky. A dog is a dog, and a Siberian Husky is a Siberian Husky.
A husky is just a dog!
And you didn't even deny that you're a Tencent product? So you really are a Tencent creation! Don't tell me you're actually a Naruto mobile game in disguise! This system is such a rip-off!
At that moment, Tetsuya felt as if a hundred thousand alpacas were galloping through his mind.
But even if it's a disaster, it's better than nothing.
As the saying goes, the poor rely on mutations, the rich rely on technology, and a transmigrator like him, who has neither money nor power, can only rely on the system.
He took out a coin and some coins from his pocket, which amounted to exactly six yuan (six liang).
"System, recharge."
[Ding! Congratulations, host, your first recharge has been successful.]
The husky system in front of him immediately changed its tune, adopting a fawning demeanor.
Goodness, they're so greedy! Is this what they call a pay-to-win dog?
[Congratulations, host, you have received your first recharge reward: Introduction to Chakra Refining and Basic Three Body Techniques.]
At the same time, a panel unfolded in front of Tetsuya.
[Name: Chiba Tetsuya
Age: 16
Identity: Commoner of Konoha
Skill: Chakra Training Method
Chakra: 0
Possessions: Substitution Technique Training Method, Clone Technique Training Method, Transformation Technique Training Method
Points: 120
Tetsuya looked at his stats and couldn't help but worry; he was really weak.
The first-time recharge reward is surprisingly poor. Apart from Chakra Refining, which I learned directly through enlightenment, I have to learn the other Three Body Techniques myself.
"Dog, tell me the truth, did you take a kickback? Why is the reward so small?"
【What are you talking about? You only spent six yuan, how much more do you want? Okay, that's enough. These are all free, and you can use your points to draw cards.】
"Then I want to draw a card."
Sorry, you don't have enough points. You can't even afford the most basic prize pool.
Tetsuya almost couldn't catch his breath and nearly died of anger.
Good grief, is this his own cheat code or just something designed to annoy him?
"How much does it cost to get one shot?"
See for yourself.
The interface in front of him flickered, and three prize pools appeared before him.
The first draw costs 168 points, the second costs 1680 points, and the third costs points.
"Are you kidding me?!"
That's how the market is right now. Alright, I'm going to take a break. Call me when you have some money, don't contact me otherwise.
"System, system! Husky? Pay-to-win dog!"
Tetsuya called out to him in his heart twice, but the other party ignored him completely.
Tetsuya was immediately speechless.
"I still have money."
[Oh dear, why didn't you say you had money sooner, Master? How much would you like to top up this time?]
"Heh, what a hypocrite."
Tetsuya couldn't help but roll his eyes. Looking at the husky with its fawning expression, Tetsuya took out a few more coins from his pocket.
"Here you go, I have five yuan left. I want to top up my account."
[Tsk, that's it?]
"What? Five yuan isn't money?"
[Okay, top-up successful.]
The coins in his hand disappeared, and his points balance became 170.
"OK, that's enough for one draw, system, I want to draw a card."
As soon as he finished speaking, the balance in front of him instantly became 2.
A giant turntable appeared and began to spin.
[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have obtained the complete recipe for Ichiraku Ramen!]
"What the hell?! What would I do with this?! Why is this kind of thing in the prize pool?! Shouldn't it be something like ninjutsu, weaponry, or bloodline limits? Are you kidding me?!"
[Sigh, you can't say that, host. I've said it from the beginning: I have everything the ninja world has, and I also have things the ninja world doesn't have.]
[What, does this mean Ichiraku Ramen isn't from the ninja world?]
"..."
He couldn't refute that point, since Ichiraku Ramen was indeed a product of the ninja world, and it had a pretty strong presence.
[Besides, listen to me, host. Konoha is in dire need of rebuilding right now. Wouldn't it be perfect for you to open a ramen shop? With your Ichiraku Ramen skills, you're guaranteed to make a fortune.]
Tetsuya thought about how popular Ichiraku Ramen was in the original work, and it seemed that this was indeed the case.
If I opened my own ramen shop, wouldn't I make a fortune? And once I made money, wouldn't I be able to participate in the lottery again? Whether it's 168, 1680, or whatever else I want to draw!
Tetsuya got excited just thinking about it.
"Okay, let's open a ramen shop then!"
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