My happy life in a courtyard house with triplets.

Chapter 96: Drunken Embarrassments

The next morning, Zhang Lei got up, yawning and rubbing his eyes.

Seeing that it was almost noon, he stretched, got dressed, and got out of bed, only to see Ye Shuqi sitting alone in the living room.

When Ye Shuqi saw Zhang Lei wake up, she asked with concern, "Honey, how are you? Still have a headache?"

Zhang Lei looked at Ye Shuqi and replied, "Much better. How did I get back yesterday?"

Ye Shuqi looked at Zhang Lei and said, "It was my older sister and me who helped you back."

Just as he finished speaking, He Yushui suddenly walked in.

When He Yushui saw Zhang Lei, her face immediately turned bright red, and she said softly, "Sister Shuqi, I... I'll get the plates and bowls for you."

Ye Shuqi smiled and said, "Everything's been packed for you. It's in the kitchen. Here you go."

As soon as she finished speaking, He Yushui went straight into the kitchen, grabbed some bowls and chopsticks, and ran away quickly.

Seeing He Yushui's strange behavior, Zhang Lei asked in confusion, "What's wrong with her?"

Ye Shuqi laughed and said, "What's wrong? You scared me, didn't you?"

Zhang Lei pointed to himself, looking puzzled, and said, "Scared by me? I don't remember that at all?"

Seeing Ye Shuqi's smiling face, Zhang Lei quickly asked her, "Shuqi, tell me what happened last night after I got drunk. I don't remember anything, except that I was drinking at He Yuzhu's house."

Ye Shuqi said with a smile, "We had almost finished eating here yesterday, so my older sister and I went to He Yuzhu's house to see how you were doing with your food and drinks."

"But as soon as we walked in, we saw you guys kneeling there, wanting to become sworn brothers."

Upon hearing about the sworn brotherhood, Zhang Lei was startled and quickly grabbed Ye Shuqi's hand, saying, "Sworn brotherhood? Me and those four idiots?"

Looking at Ye Shuqi's smiling face, Zhang Lei said in annoyance, "No way? I really became sworn brothers with those four idiots?"

Seeing Ye Shuqi just smiling without saying a word, Zhang Lei became extremely anxious and quickly said, "My dearest Shuqi, please tell me quickly, what exactly happened?"

Ye Shuqi laughed and said, "Look how scared you are."

"You had just knelt down to become sworn brothers when my elder sister and I saw you. We quickly pulled you out."

Upon hearing that the sworn brotherhood had not been formed, Zhang Lei breathed a sigh of relief and patted his chest, saying, "That scared me to death! Drinking really does lead to trouble. Luckily, you and Shuqin were there."

Then Zhang Lei asked, "Where are the others?"

Ye Shuqi said, "Liu Guangtian was picked up by Second Uncle and the others, and Yan Jiecheng was picked up by Third Uncle and the others."

Upon hearing this, Zhang Lei frowned and said, "Hmm, wait a minute, where's Xu Damao?"

Ye Shuqi shook her head and said, "I don't know. After we helped you back, we didn't go back to check on you."

Hearing this, Zhang Lei sensed something was wrong and said, "After you helped me back, I didn't do anything stupid, did I?"

Ye Shuqi smiled and said, "What do you think?"

Zhang Lei patted his head and tried hard to think.

But I just can't figure it out. I only have a vague feeling that I've confessed my feelings to someone.

Then Zhang Lei quickly asked her in a coquettish tone, "Shuqi, Shuqi, tell me quickly, what did I do yesterday?"

Ye Shuqi looked at Zhang Lei and thought he was very cute, then said, "I didn't do anything, I just saw that Yushui was here and told her to grow up and be your concubine."

Hearing this, Zhang Lei was startled and said, "What? Me? What I said to the rain?"

Ye Shuqi smiled and said, "Yes, we three sisters all agreed to the conditions you proposed."

Then Zhang Lei, terrified, broke out in a cold sweat and said, "You...you're talking nonsense! I...I really said that to the rain?"

Ye Shuqi nodded seriously and said, "Really."

Zhang Lei hurriedly explained, "Shuqi, I really don't know what I said last night. You know, I was drunk and didn't even know what I did, how could I have said those things to Yushui? Besides, Yushui is still so young, she's not even an adult yet."

Seeing Ye Shuqi keep laughing, Zhang Lei reached out and tickled her, saying, "Did you make that up to trick me?"

Ye Shuqi chuckled at Zhang Lei's action and said, "Alright, alright, husband, stop..."

Zhang Lei didn't stop, continuing to tickle her, and kept asking, "Tell me the truth or not, hurry up."

Ye Shuqi laughed so hard she rolled on the floor, and quickly begged for forgiveness: "Master, master, I was wrong, please forgive me."

Just then, as they were playfully fighting, Ye Shuqin and Ye Shuhua walked in from outside.

Seeing the two playfully fighting, Ye Shuhua immediately joined in.

Seeing the three of them making a scene, Ye Shuqin quickly spoke up to stop them, which calmed them down.

When Zhang Lei saw Ye Shuqin, he quickly pulled her to his side and asked her what had happened the night before.

Seeing Zhang Lei's nervous expression, Ye Shuqin smiled and said, "Shuqi is right. That's exactly what you said to that girl Yushui yesterday."

Hearing Ye Shuqin say the same thing, Zhang Lei was a little confused and said, "I really did that?"

The three sisters all nodded, and Zhang Lei slapped his forehead in frustration, saying, "I really shouldn't drink like that again."

The three sisters were still laughing at Zhang Lei's expression when he realized something was wrong and said, "Did I do something stupid last night?"

Upon hearing this, the three sisters covered their mouths and laughed.

Zhang Lei looked at them and said, "Stop laughing! What's wrong? Tell me!"

At this moment, Ye Shuhua stood up and whispered something in Zhang Lei's ear.

Zhang Lei's mouth dropped open, his eyes widened, and he exclaimed, "No, no way!"

Zhang Lei stammered, "You mean I was in the yard last night...watching birds under the moon?"

At this point, the three sisters laughed even louder.

Zhang Lei's face flushed red, and he quickly pressed, "Besides the three of you, who else was in our yard last night?"

Ye Shuqi stepped forward and said with a smile, "Don't worry, sir. Only the three of us saw it. We locked the gate, so no one can get in."

Hearing Ye Shuqi's words, Zhang Lei finally felt relieved.

He never expected that he would actually be dancing a striptease in the yard last night and performing this "bird watching under the moon" show for the three sisters.

Seeing Zhang Lei's embarrassed expression, the three women walked up to him, patted him on the shoulder, and said, "Honey, what's the big deal? You even gave us a performance as a woodpecker yesterday, banging on the pillar at our front door so loudly."

Upon hearing this, Zhang Lei could no longer contain himself. He hurriedly ran into the bedroom, pulled down his pants, and checked if his penis was injured.