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After Heitan heard his words, he dragged the dead bamboo rat to Qin Xiaobai.
Then proudly raised his head and called out to him:
"Meow~~" (meow translation: how is it, boss? I specially caught this mouse to honor you, let's eat it later...)
Qin Xiaobai: "..."
Seeing Heitan's triumphant expression, Qin Xiaobai couldn't laugh or cry in his heart.
Is Lao Tzu a human being now?
You fucking meow, what's the matter with getting a bamboo rat to honor me?
Moreover, bamboo rats are protected animals!
Heitan's private hunting, once discovered, will be dragged out and shot...
If the video is uploaded to the Internet, the entire Wandering Villa will be implicated!
Thinking of this, Qin Xiaobai couldn't help frowning slightly, and shouted at Heitan:
"Heitan! You're doomed, this time the eldest brother can't keep you anymore, run away quickly! This is no ordinary mouse..."
When Heitan heard Qin Xiaobai's words, and saw his nervous expression, he was frightened silly.
He raised his head full of doubts, and shouted at Qin Xiaobai:
"Meow Meow?" (Meow star translation: Brother, are you scaring me? Isn't this a mouse? I have to catch several of them every day to eat...)
Qin Xiaobai: "..."
To be on the safe side, Qin Xiaobai quickly took out his mobile phone and checked it quickly.
Soon his face became weird. In this parallel world, the bamboo rat is not a rare protected animal?
However, Qin Xiaobai soon felt relieved, thinking it was right, even flowers and tigers were not protected, and bamboo rats were not considered protected animals, so there was nothing unusual about it.
Thinking of the previous life on Earth, many people on the Internet said that bamboo rats are actually delicious, and he suddenly wanted to try them.
So, after glancing at Heitan, he said lightly:
"Forget it, it's okay! This wild thing is a bit poisonous, so it can't be eaten raw. I'll make a fire, let's roast it!"
After Qin Xiaobai finished speaking, he turned around and walked towards the kitchen.
Heitan was confused by Qin Xiaobai, scratched his head, and looked at him bewilderedly.
……
Su Wanqing was in a hurry when she left, and forgot to take the live broadcast mobile phone with her.
The scene that happened just now was captured by the live broadcast camera, which immediately aroused eager discussions among the fans in the live broadcast room.
"This shit! The dog king can speak animal language, it's not bragging, he actually chatted with the black cat..."
"Fuck! This black cat is probably about to become a spirit, you see it brought back, a bamboo mouse came to honor the dog emperor..."
"I figured it out. It's normal that there is no animal in Wandering Villa. This black cat is about to become a spirit!"
"What should I do? I can't hold back my saliva when I heard them talking about roasted bamboo rats..."
"Fuck! It's really important to master a foreign language. Look at the life of the dog king, it's so nourishing, okay? There's an extra cat slave by my side, I'm so envious..."
"Unfortunately, this black cat is a male, it would be interesting if it was a female..."
"??? Upstairs, I suspect that you can even drive a car. I admire you. With just a few words from the cat slave, it's not too much for me to take off my pants, right?"
"..."
Qin Xiaobai didn't pay attention to the comments of the fans in the live broadcast room.
Soon he was on the ground, set up a fire, and then began to clean up the bamboo rat, and then roasted it.
Not long after, the aroma of roasted bamboo rats permeated the entire villa.
Many carnivores in the villa, smelling the scent, gathered around automatically, and looked around eagerly, just like the children in the next door, almost crying, and the hala from their mouths dripped all over the floor.
Of course, it was impossible for Qin Xiaobai to share with them, except for keeping some for Su Wanqing, most of them were eaten by himself.
Even Heitan and Xiaohuang were only assigned to the neck and buttocks.
It has to be said that the taste of the roasted bamboo rat is extremely tender, and Qin Xiaobai is also satisfied with the food.
Afterwards, he looked at the greedy animals around him, and said lightly:
"Okay, I'm full! It's time for you to work, whoever dug the hole, fill it up now, or else we'll throw you all into the pond to feed the crocodiles!"
animals:"???"
If they could talk, they would have already cursed at them. After being greedy for so long, they didn't even give them bones, and then they had to go to work...
Why is this person so heartless?
He must be the devil...
Only the crocodile, after hearing Qin Xiaobai's words, his eyes lit up, and he sighed silently in his heart: "Thank you boss, I have been greedy for them for a long time..."
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 369 Big brother, let's pump water!
Not long after, Su Wanqing finished shopping for vegetables and returned to Wandering Villa. Qin Xiaobai glanced at her, and then handed her the remaining two bamboo rat legs.
"What... is this? It smells delicious!" Su Wanqing asked suspiciously.
Qin Xiaobai gave her a white look, and replied casually: "Mouse!"
Su Wanqing: "??? Qin Xiaobai, you're kidding me again, how can there be such a thick mouse's legs?"
After finishing speaking, she tasted a few mouthfuls, and Su Wanqing's eyes lit up immediately, and she praised: "Wow, what is this? It's too fresh, isn't it?"
Qin Xiaobai shook his head helplessly, and said helplessly: "Didn't I tell you, is it a mouse?"
Seeing Qin Xiaobai's serious face, Su Wanqing's chewing mouth suddenly stopped, and after a long time, she timidly asked: "Really... really a mouse?"
Qin Xiaobai nodded again with certainty.
Seeing this, Su Wanqing suddenly felt that the meat in her mouth was not tasty...
A pair of clear eyes, after blinking a few times, stared round, obviously feeling a little terrified.
Soon, there was a violent churning in her stomach, and she ran to the side and vomited.
no way!
Don't look at her usual carefree appearance, but she is born to feel disgusted by things like mice and cockroaches. This has nothing to do with coquettishness, but simply feels disgusting.
The fans in the live broadcast room couldn't help laughing after seeing this scene.
"Damn it! The dog king is really not human. Just tell the goddess that it's a bamboo rat. Why do you have to say that rats are disgusting?"
"It's too bad, dog emperor! Look at my goddess, she vomited out all the food I ate the day before yesterday..."
"Anchor, don't throw up, go to gastric lavage, just be more direct..."
"Come on, come on, it's open! Bet on a bag of spicy strips, and guess that the anchor will lose his appetite in a few days."
"I feel sorry for the host for a second. I was tricked by my roommate before. I was born afraid of snakes. Once he served me a prepared snake meat, but he didn't tell me. As a result, I ate a big bowl... I still have nightmares tonight!"
"No one of you suspects, didn't the anchor vomit after eating bamboo rats? Maybe..."
"Upstairs, why don't you shut up? If you say anything further, I want to kill you!"
"Fasten your seat belts, everyone! This f*ck is about to go racing again, I feel like I'm going to die in this live broadcast room sooner or later!"
"Well... I want to sell crocodile leather shoes. Do you guys have any opinions? Recently, my anchor doesn't know what's going on. I haven't broadcast live for a few days, woo woo woo..."
"..."
Su Wanqing didn't know how long she had vomited, her face turned pale, and her eye sockets were also rosy due to the vomiting.
Heitan on the side looked at the two bamboo rat legs thrown away by Su Wanqing, his eyes were a little straight, and he called out to Qin Xiaobai: "Meow!" Then I'm not being polite...)
Qin Xiaobai: "..."
Seeing that Qin Xiaobai didn't object, Heitan ate the two hind legs comfortably, glanced at Su Wanqing, and thought in his heart, this sister-in-law is really ignorant, she won't eat such a delicious bamboo rat...
Seeing that Su Wanqing was about to vomit, Qin Xiaobai walked towards her helplessly, and said, "Hey, what about it? Just kidding, what you ate just now was a bamboo rat, not a rat..."
Su Wanqing looked at Qin Xiaobai with red eyes, and asked, "Aren't they all rats? What's the difference?"
"A panda is also called a cat, so is it the same as Xiao Hei?"
Qin Xiaobai glanced at her, and then continued to explain: "Bamboo rats grow up eating bamboo. Before me... in my hometown, there are already many people who specialize in breeding bamboo rats for food!"
After hearing Qin Xiaobai's explanation, Su Wanqing's face finally looked better, and she asked nonuo: "Did you lie to me?"
"Do you think I'm lying to you? Those who lie are dogs!"
Qin Xiaobai's gaze was very firm, and in order to dispel Su Wanqing's worries, he also swore a poisonous oath.
Of course, what he said to comfort Su Wanqing just now must be nonsense. Even on the earth, there is no artificial breeding of bamboo rats. It's just a lie to him, it's not a poisonous oath at all...
Only then did Su Wanqing feel relieved, and asked Qin Xiaobai:
"I heard you talk about your hometown many times, when will you take me to your hometown?"
"Uh... just a while later!"
Qin Xiaobai is also very helpless, it's not that he doesn't want to take Su Wanqing back to his hometown, but that he doesn't know how to go back.
The skill of Wanjiemen, I still don't know how to use it...
"By the way, Qin Xiaobai. When I first went to the supermarket, I didn't buy any fish. Didn't you say that you want to replenish blood? I'm going to make a sweet and sour carp, why don't you go and catch one in the pond!" Su Wanqing looked at him , said.
Qin Xiaobai was speechless when he heard it. He knows how to catch a ghostly fish. He doesn't even have a fishing rod, okay?
After pondering for a while, Qin Xiaobai glanced at Su Wanqing and asked:
"Can crocodiles replenish blood?"
The crocodile who was still full of gratitude just now, after hearing Qin Xiaobai's words, silently crawled towards the water's edge, and was very careful when crawling, for fear of making any noise and being heard by Qin Xiaobai, he grabbed it and made soup ...
"It's better to be carp, silver carp is also fine! I saw a few fishing rods over there, why don't you try it..." Su Wanqing pointed to the side and said.
It was the fishing tackle provided by the owner of the villa in the past to attract tourists, and it just came in handy today.
Qin Xiaobai shook his head and pulled out one from inside.
When Heitan saw Qin Xiaobai pick up the fishing rod, his eyes lit up. Fish and bamboo rats were one of his favorites.
"Meow!" (Meow star translation: big brother, catch a few more, my bamboo rat will trade with you...)
There was a wry smile on Qin Xiaobai's face. In order for Shen Wenwen to get better soon, he had to go over there first to try.
……
Half an hour passed.
Qin Xiaobai got nothing, Heitan couldn't stand it any longer, and shouted at him: "Meow!"
Qin Xiaobai: "..."
He didn't expect Heitan to be so irritable, he wanted to pump water when he couldn't catch fish.
But after thinking about it carefully, he felt that what Heitan said seemed to make sense, so he said: "Although it is a bit stupid, it is indeed a method!"
Hiding in the distance, the crocodile with two eyes exposed, secretly checking the situation, panicked when Heitan said that the water was going to be pumped, and thought in his heart: This damn water is pumped, where does I live?
At this moment, the corner of Qin Xiaobai's mouth turned up suddenly, he looked at Heitan and said, "Heitan, I don't think pumping is good, go down and grab it!"
Heitan: "..."
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 370 I heard that it will be merged!
Under Qin Xiaobai's strong request, Heitan jumped into the pond with a mournful face, and after a long time, he finally caught a few fish.
Without exception, they were all ruthlessly put away by Qin Xiaobai.