Chapter 92 Sorry, I forgot.
Chapter 92 Sorry, I forgot.
Chapter 92 Sorry, I forgot (Please subscribe)
Looking at Tsunade's strange expression and Uchiha Ike's smiling face.
Jiraiya was starting to lose his composure.
"What on earth are you talking about?"
He couldn't help but ask a question, but was glared at fiercely by Uchiha Ikerou: "Shut up, you imposter. Did I tell you to speak?"
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Jiraiya had no choice but to shut up and look at Tsunade with a pleading expression.
Tsunade, however, looked away, gently brushing aside the stray golden hairs on her cheek, exuding a captivating charm.
"It's nothing... I just accidentally drank too much."
Jiraiya, of course, did not believe Tsunade's explanation at all.
If nothing really happened, why would Tsunade act so awkwardly?
You know, the reason he has so many broken ribs is all because of Tsunade!
"etc."
Nighttime, drunkenness, students...
As a bestselling author of multiple novels, the imaginative Jiraiya immediately made a connection, his pupils contracted sharply, and he looked at Tsunade incredulously: "Tsunade, you wouldn't...
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"Tsunade turned to look at Uchiha Ike: "I think he's definitely not Jiraiya. Should we kill him and hang him at the village entrance as a warning?"
Uchiha Ike nodded in agreement: "Yes, Tsunade-sensei."
As he spoke, he untied the kunai from his waist, held it in his hand, and slowly extended it toward Jiraiya's face.
"No! No! No!" Seeing the kunai gradually looming larger in his vision, Jiraiya quickly clasped his hands together in surrender and begged for mercy, "I know I was wrong, please let me go!"
"Heh!" Tsunade crossed her arms and snorted coldly. "A guy whose head is always full of bad ideas won't hurt the village if he dies."
The thought that Uchiha Ike was almost ruined by Jiraiya's Icha Icha Paradise made Tsunade even angrier.
Jiraiya turned his head to avoid the kunai in front of him, and said with an embarrassed smile, "Calm down, calm down, how about I treat you to some barbecue?"
Seeing that Tsunade didn't respond, he quickly raised his hand and added, "I'll pay for all the drinks too."
Tsunade's eyebrows relaxed, and her hands naturally fell to her sides: "You said it yourself, and I was just about to buy enough wine for a whole year."
A whole year?
Isn't that a bit too much of a rip-off?
Jiraiya felt a pang of pain in his heart and couldn't help but mutter, "Does your refrigerator even have that much space...?"
"Mind your own business!" Tsunade rolled her eyes, raised her fist, and said irritably, "Say one more word and I'll kill you!"
Jiraiya shrank back, becoming completely obedient.
At this moment, Uchiha Ike, who had been silent for a long time, spoke up.
"Tsunade-sensei," he turned to look at Tsunade, a hint of confusion in his expression, "is he really Jiraiya-sama, who is on par with you?"
"Does he deserve to be called 'Master' by you?" Tsunade glanced at Jiraiya disdainfully, as if he were some kind of hazardous waste. "From now on, just call him by his name."
"I understand, Tsunade-sensei." Uchiha Ike raised an eyebrow and said thoughtfully, "Since he is indeed Jiraiya, then I have no objections."
He nodded apologetically to Jiraiya. "I'm so sorry, Jiraiya."
With that, Uchiha Ike turned around and waved to the medical personnel in the distance: "You can start trying to save him now!"
"Hurry up, he's dying!"
at last!
Jiraiya breathed a sigh of relief.
After suffering for so long, he could finally be saved!
He shook his head, a slight smile appearing on his pale face, fully demonstrating the magnanimity of the three legendary Sannin of Konoha.
"It's okay, actually it's commendable that you're staying vigilant..."
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But at that moment...
"Wait." Tsunade waved her hand, interrupting Jiraiya.
Jiraiya paused for a moment, then asked somewhat warily, "What is it now?"
He's really terrified of this master-disciple duo.
Tsunade didn't answer. Instead, she tilted her head and looked at Uchiha Ike, pointing to the bandages on Jiraiya's body. Her beautiful eyebrows arched, and she asked in confusion, "Did you put these bandages on?"
"Yes." Uchiha Ike nodded, then asked somewhat nervously, "Did I do something wrong, Tsunade-sensei?"
"No, your bandaging is excellent." Tsunade shook her head, sincerely praising, "Even a highly experienced medical ninja couldn't do it better than you..."
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"But that's the problem..."
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Jiraiya nodded in agreement.
Indeed, the skill level of this bandaging technique is so high that you wouldn't guess it's from a recent graduate.
If it weren't for this black-haired boy helping him stop the bleeding, he would probably be unconscious and in shock due to excessive blood loss by now.
Wait a minute... now that I think about it, am I supposed to thank him?
The thought had barely crossed his mind when Jiraiya shook his head violently, looking as if he'd seen a ghost, trying to banish it from his head.
Thank me for what? It's clearly because of this kid that I ended up in this situation!
So... what exactly did Tsunade want to ask?
He looked at Tsunade with a puzzled expression.
At that moment, Tsunade spoke up.
She looked at Uchiha Ike with a complicated expression and said, "Aren't you skilled in medical ninjutsu? Why did you only stop the bleeding and not treat him?"
Upon hearing this, Jiraiya's pupils dilated instantly.
He turned his neck stiffly, his fingers trembling as he slowly raised them, pointing shakily at Uchiha Ike.
You f***ing...
Faced with Tsunade's confusion and Jiraiya's silent questioning.
Uchiha Ike fell silent for a brief moment.
A few seconds later, he reached up and scratched his head, a rare look of apology on his face: "Sorry, I forgot."
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Konoha Hospital.
The corridor connecting to the operating room.
Jiraiya was hurriedly carried into the operating room by the doctors and nurses.
Before the operating room door was completely closed, Jiraiya did sit-ups on the stretcher.
He struggled to sit up in bed, but the nurse pressed him back down. He struggled to sit up again, panting as he pointed to the door.
And so it goes.
Standing outside the operating room, Uchiha Ike smiled patiently, "What do you want to say, Jiraiya... sir?"
Jiraiya's eyes widened as he glared angrily at Uchiha Ike, unable to utter a single word. Finally, he managed to utter a harsh, gritting sentence: "You born evil..."
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BOOM!
Unfortunately, the door was slammed shut before he could finish speaking.
The indicator light above the operating room changed from green to red, signaling the start of the surgery.
From then on, people outside would never hear what Jiraiya finally said.
Uchiha Ike sincerely clasped his hands together and said, "I hope everyone is alright."
After saying that, he turned his gaze to the azure blue panel on the side with a smile.
[Jiraiya's anger detected!]
[Gain 20 points and increase damage by 4%!]
[Target's emotional fluctuations exceed the standard; host receives additional reward: Yin-Yang Release Technique talent (Jiraiya version)!]
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