svetikya Chapter 466 Silly Boy, I Am Actually Your Biological Father
Chapter 466 Silly Boy, I Am Actually Your Biological Father
Chapter 466 Silly boy, I am actually your biological father
My surname is Li. I am still too clear. You are so arrogant!
Lu Bei was stunned, looking at the Taifu who had shrunk in stature and even his IQ, and threw him out with a wave of his hand.
Li Taiqing flew sideways, with confusion written all over his face in mid-air.
She turned over in the air, her posture was very handsome, and she might have wanted to do a heroic three-point landing, but her cumbersome clothes blocked her, and she stepped on the corner of her clothes when she landed, causing her to fall onto her back with a bang.
"oops!"
"It hurts, it hurts..."
Lu Bei was speechless as he looked at the little girl rolling around with her head in her hands, suspecting that there was a scam here. The Taifu was the strongest king, and he wanted to get away with it when he was about to die.
Laughing to death, what's the use of turning into a little girl? His reincarnation as Heavenly Demon likes to bully the weak, especially a little girl who can cry for a long time with just one punch. He can make the other person cry for three days and three nights.
"Hey, it doesn't hurt anymore?"
Li Taiqing stood up with his cumbersome clothes. His face was pink and tender, with a mole on the corner of his eye. His bright black eyes were blinking, like the night curtain that had been washed by water, so clean that it was full of stars.
At this moment, these eyes were staring at Lu Bei innocently, and the corners of his mouth were pursed: "Brother, you haven't spoken yet, why...why are you here?"
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Lu Bei's not-so-smart look made Lu Bei's fists itch, and he just wanted to punch her hard in order to get away with two nosebleeds.
I have to admit, he is worthy of being a master who has been fighting with Hu Er for many years and has never failed to win. His acting skills are really terrible, just like the real thing.
The fault was that it was too real, there was no warning at all, it was so easy to deceive him.
Lu Bei sneered three times: "Little girl, what are you talking about? Who is your big brother? His name is Uncle Lu."
"Uncle Lu."
Li Taiqing raised his head and shouted in a clear voice. After speaking, he continued to think. Why did he forget what he was thinking about before? Could it be that he fell and threw it on the ground?
Seeing that Taifu hesitated without hesitation, he directly called him uncle. Lu Bei choked for a moment and still didn't believe it: "Silly boy, I won't lie to you. Where did you come from? In fact, I am your biological father. Hurry up. Call me daddy.”
Li Taiqing opened his mouth wide and stared at Lu Bei dumbfounded. After a moment, the corners of his eyes were red and tears fell, and he ducked into Lu Bei's arms.
"Dad, Qing'er has had such a hard time looking for you!"
The impact of the headbutt was extremely violent. Lu Bei groaned and was knocked onto his back. He continued to sneer, took out the jade slip he had withdrawn before, and patted his little head that was hunched in his arms: "Stop crying, shout more." A few times, your dad and I love hearing this."
"Daddy!"
"good."
"Daddy!"
"Yeah, sounds good."
"..."xN
After about ten minutes, Lu Bei couldn't stand it anymore. The master's realistic acting skills made him feel that he was bullying an imbecile. Because of his noble moral sentiments, he felt full of guilt and had no pleasure in revenge.
"Dad, you...don't want me again?"
"Go away, don't stick your nose on me, your father is not here, call me uncle."
"Wow wow wow——"
Heartbreaking cries spread throughout the independent world constructed by Taiyi Yantiantu. Li Taiqing howled for a while, and when he saw Lu Bei, he was not comforted. His nose felt sour, and he took a breath with a hiss, and then howled even more vigorously.
At the same time, he rounded his arms and used a set of bastard punches on his father.
His body shrunk, but his skills were still there. When he swung these fists, the void trembled and afterimages appeared.
Lu Bei watched calmly, plugging his left ear with one hand and pressing the top of Li Taiqing's head with the other, building an absolute defense so far away that he could block a set of exquisite boxing techniques half a step away.
It's so funny that it can't be beaten at all.
“Ahhhh————”
Half an hour later, Li Taiqing was still punching. Not to say he was determined, but he was definitely bored. Anyway, Lu Bei kept watching and blocked his ears with one hand. He had never seen anyone more bored than her.
After another half an hour, Li Taiqing stopped his arms and cleared his hoarse throat.
Just when Lu Bei thought that the master had given up and was not going to act anymore, she waved her hand to attract a cloud of water vapor, moistened her throat, and took a deep breath.
"Wow wow wow——"
"Stop howling!"
"Wow...Hiccup."
Li Taiqing couldn't catch his breath. He lowered his head and coughed repeatedly. He grabbed Lu Bei's sleeve in front of him, snorted and wiped away the snot from his nose.
Lu Bei: "..."
There is a saying, a mere stranger, a majestic imperial master, a powerful Transcending Tribulation Stage, a First Grade official, shameless, there is no harm in trusting her once.
Anyway, enough photos.
Lu Bei rubbed his little head in front of him, grabbed two bunches of long hair and began to tie the knot, and said with a serious face: "Xiao Qing, my father has offended a powerful enemy outside, and it is inconvenient for me to recognize you. Before I deal with her, I can only be your uncle, do you understand?"
"why……"
"Don't ask, everyone who understands understands, and even those who don't understand don't understand. The interests are too involved. I can only say that the water is very deep. You are still young, so there is no benefit in knowing this." Lu Bei interrupted directly.
Li Taiqing was confused after hearing this, and subconsciously moved closer to Lu Bei. When he got closer, he swooped down.
Didn't pounce.
Lu Bei dodged sideways and without paying attention, he hooked his foot, tripping the master and flying to the ground.
Because his body became smaller and there was no buffer, he slid directly for several meters, and he screamed in pain again.
Unable to wait for Lu Bei's warm embrace or even a palm, Li Taiqing stood up with a pout and said angrily: "Dad..."
"Call uncle."
"Who is that man? He is so hateful. I will go and kill him."
As expected of you, people are inherently evil at first, and they scream and kill when they are young.
"That's probably not possible."
Lu Bei shook his head repeatedly: "Uncle, bah, that person is Wu Zhou, the current master of the dynasty, a master of the Transcending Tribulation Stage. You are still young and are not her opponent."
"Then just wait until I grow up!"
"Okay, as long as you're happy."
"That……"
Who is Wu Zhou, what is Taifu, and Transcending Tribulation Stage, I seem to have heard of them somewhere.
Li Taiqing wrinkled his face and thought hard. His eyes were empty and his head was empty. After a while, he gave up thinking and threw it aside decisively.
More than anything else, she wanted to throw herself into Lu Bei's arms and cuddle up for a while. She was not stupid. There was an aura about Lu Bei that made her feel extremely at ease. He was definitely her biological child.
Lu Bei turned sideways to avoid the flying attack, thought of something, pointed to the Shangqing Sword beside him, narrowed his eyes slightly and said: "Qing'er, go pick up that sword and give it to me."
"oh."
Li Taiqing carried the corner of his clothes and came to the Shangqing Sword. He touched the hilt of the sword with his palm and immediately exclaimed: "Dad, uncle, Qing'er holds this sword in his hand. It feels so familiar!"
"Idiot, you often watch me practice swordsmanship, are you not familiar with it?" Lu Bei said angrily.
"Yes."
Li Taiqing solved his confusion and dragged the Shangqing Sword to Lu Bei. One second he was thinking why the sword was so heavy and it would be better if it was lighter. The next second, the Shangqing Sword was as light as a feather and she was letting it go. Song was raised to the top of his head.
Lu Bei's body was tense, he clenched a fist behind his back and said meaningfully: "Qing'er, the sword has your Primordial Spirit mark on it. It's quite inconvenient for me to use it. Please break it up and present it to me."
"What is the Primordial Spirit brand?"
"Don't talk back. If you break up, I'll hold you for a while." Lu Bei looked loving.
When Li Taiqing heard this, she became very energetic. She held the Shangqing Sword with both hands, her little face turned red from suppressing it. After a moment, she learned how to do it without any guidance, closed her eyes tightly, and her Primordial Spirit sank into the Shangqing Sword.
Click!
In the middle of the night, a cracking sound was heard, and Li Taiqing turned pale and fell top-heavy behind him.
Within sight, Lu Bei stepped forward and stretched out his hand towards her.
Plop!
Li Taiqing fell to the ground in a daze, suffering from an unbearable headache. He turned around with difficulty and saw Lu Bei holding the Shangqing Sword in his hand, flicking the sword with his fingertips, his face filled with...
She didn't know how to describe it, but she smiled happily.
Seeing this, Li Taiqing's eyes were filled with mist, and he choked with grievance: "I hurt from the fall, my head hurts, my chest hurts, everything hurts."
"It's okay, just blow it off and it'll be fine."
Lu Bei raised his hand to fan the wind and blew Li Taiqing's head. When he asked for a hug, he directly took out the Qingrui lamp: "Qing'er, this also has your Primordial Spirit imprint on it, please untie it too."
"But……"
"Why, you don't listen to me anymore?"
"No, it just... hurts so much."
Li Taiqing's face was pale and he looked at Lu Bei pitifully. His infinitely aggrieved appearance made the latter feel extremely guilty. He shook his head and brought the sinister face of the Taifu as an adult into the corners of Li Taiqing's brows. His heart suddenly became cold: "Be good, this is the last time. From now on, I will let you hug me however you want."
"Really?"
"Of course, I'll hook up with you."
"What is a retractor?"
After a while, Li Taiqing's face was as pale as paper, and his hands and feet occasionally twitched and fell to the ground. Lu Bei held the Qingrui lamp, and his hearty laughter could no longer be suppressed.
"Daddy, I...it hurts so much!"
"..."
Lu Bei put away the Qingrui Lamp and was not in a hurry to refine the two Law Treasures. He frowned and looked at Li Taiqing who was lying on the ground, condescendingly, his eyes full of fear and suspicion.
His cold eyes were filled with ruthlessness and even a bit of disgust. Li Taiqing felt extremely wronged and bit his lip. Tears rolled in his eyes and couldn't stop flowing.
He broke open the two small hands that were tightly holding his clothes, wrapped Li Taiqing's loose clothes into a quilt, and tied a knot at the same time.
"Ah this..."
Lu Bei took out the Shangqing Sword and Qingrui Lamp and decisively refined them for his own use. Even if he couldn't use them, it was better to put his own label on them first and occupy the pit.
"It shouldn't have anything to do with me, right?"
It is difficult for Lu Bei to deal with this kind of kid, but...
He put away the two Law Treasures and stretched out his hands to hold the little girl in his arms. The latter couldn't bear the grievance and howled loudly.
After crying for a while, the little girl gradually became silent. Her pale face was covered with sweat, as if she had fallen into a nightmare, and her frown was lingering.
(End of chapter)
"Daddy, it hurts so much, everything hurts..."
Obviously, due to problems with his skills, the Taifu lost his memory + lowered his intelligence + rejuvenated his youth. His IQ was so low that he could treat everyone like his father without spending any lollipops to take him to see the goldfish.
Those who heard it were sad, those who heard it shed tears, and Lu Bei could not be repaired directly.
"Just in case, she might wake up in the next second!"
Is it possible that this person is still acting to deceive him.
Lu Bei lowered his head and sighed. He was a good person in every way, but he was too kind-hearted. He was as kind as a holy mother. He knew that he would be deceived, but he was still willing to step into the trap.
Lu Bei's eyes twitched and he began to examine himself three times every day. He nodded and confirmed that it had nothing to do with him.
He knows how to coax anyone over the age of eighteen, but at such a young age, he really has no experience.
Forget it, who makes me feel good?