Chapter 162
Chapter 162
The Treasure Palace.
Rulai and the Jade Emperor were still in shock.
After a long time, the Buddha reacted and shouted, "Bold demon monkey, what did you say?"
"Say you're a dead bald head
!" "You dead monk, meddle in your business! You said how powerful the Jade Emperor is, how many years of cultivation, but the result is still a straw bag, and he was almost beaten by me
!" "My old grandson was born and raised, and his skills are much stronger than the Jade Emperor!"
The so-called emperors take turns to sit, this year to my house, you let the Jade Emperor Lao'er give up the throne, I will be fine, otherwise, today is not over!"
Sun Wukong said unruly.
Ye Yifeng frowned when he heard this.
Although it is a familiar plot, he always feels that Sun Wukong suddenly seems to be a different person.
"Could it be that the big guy is interfering with the monkey's thoughts?" Ye Yifeng muttered in his heart.
Rulai and the Jade Emperor, hearing Sun Wukong say this, the expression on his face is obviously much better.
"Hehe, you cunning fox, you still want to be the Jade Emperor! With your frizzy nature, why are you the Jade Emperor
?" "Okay, in order to make you die, the poor monk will make a bet with you! If you win me, I will make the decision and let you enter the heavenly court! What do you think?"
"Bet, old monk, are you kidding, you can bet on this matter? Then tell me, how to bet?"
Sun Wukong blinked a few times with monkey eyes.
"Didn't you just say that your skills are great, a somersault is 108,000 miles? Let's bet, can you turn out of my palm with a somersault
!" "If you win, the heavenly court will be yours! If you lose, you will give up!" Okay?" said the Buddha with a smile.
"Damn, this smile is too deceptive, Lao Tzu almost believed it!" Ye Yifeng couldn't help but roll his eyes, and despised Rulai fiercely, this old monk deceived people so kindly.
Especially when he made a bet, it was too shameless to use the Jade Emperor's Heavenly Court as a bet.
The Jade Emperor has no son now, maybe Heavenly Court will let him work for the children of the workers and the seven princesses to inherit in the future, which is called the first heir.
Now you take it to bet, did Lao Tzu agree?
Just when Ye Yifeng was about to come out and say a few words, the Jade Emperor gave him a look and stopped his actions.
The Jade Emperor's actions made Ye Yifeng aware of what might have happened here.
So, Ye Yifeng had no choice but to wait and see how the Buddha continued to fool Sun Wukong.
Sun Wukong was about to agree, but saw Ye Yifeng not far away.
He suddenly thought of the experience of several battles between him and Ye Yifeng, and the experience of being pinched in the palm of Ye Yifeng's hand, and he couldn't help but shudder.
"Not good!"
Just kidding, it's enough for Lao Tzu to experience the same thing once, you really think Lao Tzu is stupid!
Why shouldn't
this monkey be fooled? No, what's wrong
? When did this monkey learn to be so smart?
It is the so-called monkey playing monkey, if the monkey is not tricked, how can this be played?
If the Buddha secretly thought to himself.
He was depressed, this monkey was the most difficult he had ever bred.
"No! You have to be excited!" The
Buddha complained in his heart, but he laughed and said: "Hahaha! I thought you were so powerful as a demon monkey, it turns out that you are all boastful
!" "You say that you have a somersault of 108,000 miles, but you don't even dare to turn over a palm of a poor monk!" Sun
Wukong also laughed: "My somersault is for fighting and running, not for betting!"
Do you think that my old grandson doesn't know what conspiracy you have? Hmph, the god of justice has already used this trick, how can my old grandson fall for you again!" "
Sun Wukong looked like I couldn't fall twice in the same place, which made Ye Yifeng almost laugh.
If the Buddha was deflated one after another, it made him very refreshed.
Sun Wukong's performance made him more happy.
"This monkey has a good memory, and my good intentions at the beginning were not in vain!" As the
saying goes, you will become smart when you are with a clever enemy, and this is not wrong at all.
According to the original plot, the people who dealt with Sun Wukong before were all a group of actors, so Sun Wukong became more and more stupid.
But after Ye Yifeng appeared, everything changed.
The workers are not used to him, they don't act, they beat him when he says he says, and he beats him with ulterior motives.
This made Sun Wukong know that there are people outside the sky, so every time he fights, he also begins to use his brain.
But when he refused, he was unwilling.
If you don't fucking come up, who will be pressed by the Buddha's Five Finger Mountain? You can't suppress a loneliness, right?
Rulai inevitably glanced at Ye Yifeng with hatred, blaming him for teaching the monkey badly.
"Hmph, you demon monkey is shrewd, but a fixed number is a fixed number, how can you change it?"
"Heaven and earth in the palm of your hand!"
Seeing that he couldn't come, the Buddha decided to take the bow hard.
Who would have thought that the dignified Buddha would also engage in a sneak attack.
Before
the monkey could react, it was ingested in the palm of the palm of the Buddha.
Seeing this, Ye Yifeng couldn't help but pout, "Phew, it's nothing! shameless!"
While disdainful, Ye Yifeng was also deeply shocked by the power of the heaven and earth in the palm of Rulai's hand.
I have to say that Buddhism is very powerful.
Heaven and earth in the palm of the hand, also called the Buddha country in the palm.
As soon as this slap is spread, you can see the three thousand Buddha countries, and countless Buddhas and Arhats are shining with golden light.
"This dead bald man is really powerful
!" "It's better to stay away in the future, otherwise this shameless one will also give me a sneak attack, and I will be finished!"
Regarding Westerners' lack of martial arts, Ye Yifeng decided to stay away from them in the future.
Sun Wukong desperately resisted under fear, but unfortunately, he still couldn't escape the fate of being raped.
In a hurry, Sun Wukong's eyes for help looked at Ye Yifeng.
Looking directly at the monkey's gaze, Ye Yifeng felt a little unbearable.
To be honest, there's nothing wrong with Sun Wukong.
He has been calculated since before he was born, and every step he takes, he is in the midst of a conspiracy.
Even if he did do it wrong, it was someone else who made him do it wrong.
But he must bear all the consequences of his mistakes.
Is the fucking fair?
"Alas, Brother Monkey, don't look at me with such eyes, I can't do anything about it!" Sun
Wukong was almost desperate, and kept climbing over, trying to escape.
However, the Buddha gently flipped his palm, and with a rumbling sound, he slapped Sun Wukong down.
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