svetikya Chapter 120
Chapter 120
The Jade Emperor opened the income report submitted by the Four Heavenly Masters and looked up. His originally beaming face suddenly darkened.
Wow!!
Ten million gold bricks of incense revenue.
More than half of it was Chang'e's achievement!
More than 30% of the remaining 5 million gold bricks of incense were completed by other female fairies.
The remaining less than 20% of the performance basically came from the Dragon King of the East China Sea and the God of Wealth!
The contribution of the rest of the fairies was basically negligible.
The polarization is quite serious!
"Humph! You still want to get a commission for this little achievement?"
The Jade Emperor flipped his hand and floated the text on the entire report directly in front of the immortals, which clearly stated the performance and income of each immortal.
"More than half of the incense sales in the entire heaven were completed by a female fairy. Don’t you male fairies blush when you stand in the hall?"
The Jade Emperor's reprimand made the ministers in the hall stammer for a long time, their faces turning pale and blue, but they couldn't think of how to refute it for a while.
If the sales are not good, it's useless to say anything.
"What? Are the achievements of the female fairies no longer considered achievements?"
At this time, the door of the palace was pushed open from the outside, and the Queen Mother led Chang'e and other female fairies in one after another.
"Since Your Majesty wants to distribute the dividends, it is probably against the rules to not wait for us female fairies to arrive, right?"
The Jade Emperor frowned slightly, feeling slightly dissatisfied, but thinking of the exaggerated performance of the female fairies, he couldn't help but smile!
"How could that be? It hasn't even started yet, but we're already waiting for the fairies to arrive!"
As he spoke, the Jade Emperor took the initiative to get down from the high platform, took the initiative to hold the jade hand of the Queen Mother, and smiled apologetically, with a rather respectful attitude.
Seeing this scene, the fairies slightly raised their eyebrows, secretly suppressing their laughter in their hearts.
This is really a lack of performance, and even the family's status is declining.
However, the fairies soon stopped laughing.
As the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother took their seats on the stage, a large group of fairies also came to the hall, which directly squeezed all the fairies on the left to the right.
For a moment, the ratio of men to women in the hall was almost the same.
This, this, this...
What is this?
Fighting for power?
In the prehistoric Journey to the West, although there is no such thing as male superiority and female inferiority, it has always been about background and strength.
But whether in the mortal dynasty or in the heavenly court, there are very few important positions dominated by women.
Most of the female fairies in the heavenly court only hold nominal positions, or are responsible for singing and dancing performances and other work.
Strength and background may be one aspect, but led by the Queen Mother It is true that the female fairies have always been in the supporting position.
However, today, all this has ushered in a subversive change.
Chang'e, under the command of the Queen Mother, has done half of the performance of the Heavenly Court alone. What else can be said about this?
Red, really red!
Even if the fairies are thick-skinned, their faces are all red at this moment!
The atmosphere in the hall is cheerful on the surface, but it is so oppressive that they can't breathe.
The cheerful laughter of the female fairies became a mockery in the ears of the male fairies, and their beautiful eyes with affectionate gazes also became contempt.
However, no male fairy stood up to speak, and even looked at their own Jade Emperor with empathy.
This small meeting on rewarding merits did not last long, but some were happy and some were sad. After the meeting, the male fairies thought about the pain and began to gradually look for the reasons from themselves.
Summarize the cases of successful live broadcasters.
However, this summary really made many male fairies discover a big secret.
《"The Heavenly Slacking Team"
Yue Lao is being looked at with strange eyes by his colleagues!
It's not that Yue Lao turned on the beauty filter, it's really marriage and wealth, the status of the two in the lower world is almost the same.
But the live broadcast income of Yue Lao and the God of Wealth is very different. With such a clear control group, it is easy to find the difference.
Suddenly, the three immortals of Fu Lu Shou suddenly shuddered, looked at each other, and were horrified!
"By the way, where is the God of Wealth now?"
"God of Wealth? He should be working, after all, his salary and incense have been deducted for a thousand years!"Yue Lao said uncertainly
"No, no, he must have gone to the underworld!"
"That’s right, those female fairies must have descended to the mortal world! Otherwise, how could there be such good results?"
"Didn’t you notice that Nezha, the God of Wealth, etc. did not attend the meeting today?"
Listening to the chirping in his ears, Yue Lao's head seemed to be hit by a huge hammer, and he felt dazed.
Yes, that's right!
One day in heaven is one year on earth!
With such a big time difference, how can he broadcast?
People in the lower world watched him through the live broadcast room, and they were afraid that he was not watching PPT.
Yue Lao secretly cursed the God of Wealth for being unrefined and not knowing how to remind him.
At the moment, he didn't care about chatting with his colleagues, and hurriedly quit the chat group. He picked up the live broadcast equipment and went straight to the South Gate of Heaven.
Being crushed by the female fairy like this is not as simple as incompetence. If it continues, the establishment may be gone.
Things have developed to the point where whether the iron rice bowl can be kept, Yue Lao is also completely forging ahead.
Of course, Yue Lao is not alone on this road of struggle.
As he got closer to the South Gate of Heaven, the number of immortals passing by on the road increased, and it has reached the point where they are in groups. You even have to queue up to pass the South Gate of Heaven!
In the team, Yue Lao also saw the clones of the eighteen constellations guarding the four directions of the heaven!
"Damn! Can we stay in Heaven anymore?"
Yue Lao was devastated:
"Having multiple jobs, this is a crazy internal competition, right?"
"You guys are so interesting"
……
The gods in heaven have set off a wave of live broadcasts from the lower world. In the netherworld, the Yamas are not idle either!
Everyone has a tangled look on their faces.
In two months, the most important festival of the year for the underworld will come.
Zhongyuan Festival!
It is also called Ghost Festival.
In the past, on this day, the gates of hell would be wide open, and the underworld would allow the dead souls to return to the world.
This is a festival worth celebrating for ghosts!
Every Zhongyuan Festival, the dead souls can not only eat the incense and fruits offered by their descendants, but also go to the human world for a good stroll.
The underworld can also use this opportunity to show off its majesty.
However, the underworld has not implemented this policy for a long time.
There is no other reason. The underworld is so weak that it has no ability to catch all the dead souls who have returned to the world.
More and more dead souls choose to stay in the human world.
The underworld is empty, and the ghosts are becoming more and more scarce!
Nowadays, due to the return of His Majesty Fengdu, the strength of the underworld has skyrocketed. If the dead souls return to the world, they will naturally be able to catch them back!
Of course, there is no need for the ghost messenger to urge them. The wages and benefits of the factories in the underworld are getting higher and higher. As long as the ghosts are in their right minds, they will not give up the days of free worship.
Logically speaking, the underworld should show its majesty to the three realms at this time.
However, there are still many mobile phone orders on hand in the halls.
In addition, e-commerce is gradually being built, and the various departments of the underworld are also actively preparing for the holiday. The Yama of each hall is really reluctant to take a holiday at this time.
"How about... asking His Majesty for instructions?" The Wheel King suggested.
"That's it!"
King Qin Guang nodded and pointed at the Wheel King:"You proposed this matter, so you can do it!"
The Wheel King:"？？？"