I'm a male god in Liyue

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“I saw some descriptions in a ‘Teyvat Travel Guide’, it seems to be a strange creature from Mount Sumeru, but I’m not entirely sure.”

"Yes, they were once my companions, the spirits of plants and trees, pure of heart, loving of nature, and possessing the unique ability to travel between dreams."

"So, if you can find these little guys, you can have them help manage the farm in your dreams?"

"Well, they'll definitely be willing to help out of respect for me, but cousin, we can't let them work for free. We have to treat them well."

"Hey, do you think I'm that kind of person? Our Summer Shop is famous in Liyue for its great benefits. Didn't you see that Ying'er quit her job and switched to this shop?"

"You tricked her into coming here using spices."

"I didn't do it, I didn't do it, don't talk nonsense."

"Then why did you give Ying'er such precious incense?"

"Can't I be willful just because I have money?"

"Tsk, okay. So what do you think of this idea?"

"not bad."

"When are we going to Mount Sumeru?"

"See, your fox tail is showing!"

"I didn't do it, I didn't do it, don't talk nonsense. I just want to help you build the farm as soon as possible."

"So you came to steal my vegetables in the middle of the night while I was awake, right?"

"What? Am I that kind of person?"

"that is!"

"no!"

"Then you swear."

"..."

"See! You are it!"

"Naive! What good is an oath to the gods? Do I swear an oath to myself?"

"You can swear to God."

"Never."

"I heard that Tianli hasn't shown his face for hundreds of years."

Xia Zhi heard about this from Morax. It turns out there was such a being on Sky Island. For Morax to tell her so solemnly, her strength must be above his.

Perhaps it's the dazzling layers of color.

I really want to meet that person who speaks the truth.

He didn't care about treasure chests or anything like that; he just wanted to see them for himself.

The Great Compassion Tree King looked at him with a half-smile and said, "Speaking of which, in the eyes of the world, I haven't shown my face for hundreds of years."

"What do you mean?"

"You know it yourself."

"You're slandering someone's innocence again?"

"Who knows if one day in the future you will suddenly bring justice to the world like I did."

"..."

"I'm too lazy to care about you."

"Cousin, when are we going to Xumi?"

"Hold on."

"What are you waiting for?"

"When I'm in a better mood."

"So, how are you in a good mood?"

"do not know."

"How about I come to your room tonight?"

"???"

"What are you thinking? Disgusting! You have ulterior motives! Shen He, hit him!"

Shen He glanced at her and said, "Childish."

The Great Tree King opened its eyes wide and said, "You disrespect the gods!"

Shen He turned and kissed Xia Zhi hard on the cheek, then looked at her and said, "I'm being disrespectful."

"Fine, you're something else."

"Yes."

"So, cousin, when are we going to Xumi?"

"You really want to go to Mount Sumeru?"

"I want to go back and visit; after all, it's my hometown."

"Shouldn't hometown be home?"

The Great Tree King shook his head: "I am already an Old God. I can just go and take a look. That place is now the home of the Little Lucky Grass King. My appearance will only plunge Sumeru into chaos. If I had to say, my home is in Liyue. From now on, I can only rely on my cousin for support."

"..."

"Cousin~ When are we going to Sumeru?"

"I will go, but it will be on a first-come, first-served basis."

"what?"

"I had already arranged the store's tour before you came to the store."

What travel plans?

"It's just a proper tour. Didn't I say before that I wanted to ask you to be my tour guide?"

"Oh, I thought you were joking."

"It's October now. In two months, it will be the Lantern Festival in Liyue. After the Lantern Festival, I plan to take everyone on a trip to Mondstadt. We can celebrate the Windflower Festival and visit Diona's father in Springvale."

"Then we'll go to Mount Sumeru?"

"Don't rush. After the Wind Flower Festival, it will be almost summer. I heard from Miss Ningguang that the isolation order of Inazuma seems to have changed recently and may be lifted next year. If it is lifted, we can go to Inazuma to see the summer festival and visit Zhuzi's house while we're at it."

"And then what?"

"Then we can go to Sumeru."

"Alright, I'm not in a hurry anyway. I might as well go to Mondstadt and Inazuma to see some old friends."

Chapter 266 The Old Drunkard of Mondstadt

The time in the dream is almost over.

The Great Tree King waved its little hand, bidding farewell to Xia Zhi and Shen He: "See you tomorrow night... Shen He, let's make this clear first, are you a big sister or a little girl?"

"Don't tell you."

"Never mind, I could have guessed it anyway."

"Then you guess."

The Great Tree King glanced at Xia Zhi, then disappeared.

Xia Zhi felt a little helpless at her gaze, after all, he really didn't have any strange hobbies.

Yao Yao and Xiao Shenhe are as cute as angels, isn't it normal for him to like them?

"let's go."

Xia Zhi, along with Shen He, also left the dream world.

Back in the real world, Shen He opened his eyes and turned to look at Xia Zhi sleeping beside him.

"boss."

"Ok?"

"It's time to practice shooting."

"it is good."

Then there is no more then.

To be honest, it was thanks to his daily, meticulous guidance that Shen He's marksmanship improved more and more.

Afterwards, the two of them were covered in sweat from exhaustion.