Honkai Impact 3rd: The audience of social death in the second creation of sand sculpture

Chapter 202: Liyue People's Arrival

【March 7: This wave is a big victory for the freeloaders! 】

[Qingque: But having said that, the Wind God's singing is still very nice! ]

[Bluebird: You are indeed the best bard in Mondstadt! ]

【Wendy: Hey, thanks for the compliment! 】

[Ying: I always thought you were a fun person, but I didn’t expect you to be a fun person! ]

[Wendy:......]

After Wendy came on stage, it was Nashida's turn again:

"Tell me all your recent troubles and stupid things~"

"I won't think you're nagging~"

"At most I can laugh at you for being stupid~"

Wendy, who was standing by, put her hands on her hips and nodded with a smile as Nashida sang.

[Ying: What? Are you mocking me for being stupid?]

[Ying: Paimon, tell them! Am I stupid? ]

[Paimon: The Traveler is so smart! Last time, Captain Jean gave Klee a math problem as homework, and the Traveler solved it in just half an afternoon! ]

【Qin: ? ? 】

【Qin: When did I assign this assignment... Oh! Are you talking about that time? But wasn't that a question from the elementary school?】

[Ying: ...Just tell me whether I did it or not! ]

[Klee: But, Captain Qin said that the problem was solved incorrectly...]

[Qin: The final calculation result shows that the old man's speed is over 800 miles per hour. It doesn't make sense no matter how you think about it, right?]

[Ying: What do you know! People's physiques cannot be generalized! ]

[Qingque: Uh... at least the result should be like a human, right? ]

【fluorescent:......】

[Xing: I understand! This situation is called, great foolishness appears wise! ]

【Su Chang: I have little education, please don't lie to me... Is this idiom really like this? 】

[Xing: Isn't it? Then... Xiao Yu Ruozhi? ]

[Qingque: If I say it's still wrong, does that mean I'm mentally retarded? ]

【fluorescent:? ? ? 】

The interlude of the song began. Wendy was smiling as she played the guitar, Nashida was waving two maraschino hammers peacefully, Zhongli had a calm expression and was clapping the bells in his hands - only Lei Dianying was sweating profusely as he tried to whistle the accompaniment.

[Ying: Is whistling such a strenuous task? ]

[Lei Movie: In addition to cooking, there are more things I can’t do...]

After the interlude, Zhongli cleared his throat, held his chin, and said, "If you must bring a gift, I want..."

Before Zhongli could finish his words, he was pushed aside by Wendy who suddenly moved in front of the camera.

Wendy also cleared her throat and said what gift she wanted.

"Cough cough~"

"Flowers picked from the mountains~"

"Dandelion wine~"

[Ying: You really can't forget wine no matter where you go! ]

【Wendy: Hey~】

[Wendy: Traveler, you have to thank me! ]

[Wendy: The gift the old man wants must cost quite a bit of money! I’m helping you save money!]

【Zhongli:......】

[Ying: That’s right... Never mind. When I go to Liyue, I will first go find my good brother whom I have never met—Young Master! ]

[Master:? ? ? 】

[Ying: Lao Deng, give me some gold coins! ]

[Young Master:......@Rich man, I'm talking to you, give me some gold coins! ]

【Young Master: Pointing.jpg】

【Rich man: ? ? 】

Seeing that Wendy had finally finished speaking, Zhongli spoke again: "I want..."

Unexpectedly, Lei Dianying, with a trace of saliva hanging from the corner of his mouth, took the lead again:

"Dumpling Milk Lotus Cake~"

"These are sweet, they're all fine~"

[Ying: So gods also love desserts so much? ]

[Bluebird: The true form is revealed! ]

[Yae Shinko: No, it should be the round shape that is revealed! ]

[Yae Kamiko: My dear friend, she always gets so angry that she breaks down inside and cries and makes a fuss because I don’t bring her any desserts. So pitiful~]

[Thunder movie:? 】

[Lei Movie: I didn’t cry or make a fuss…]

[Yaejinko: That’s right, there’s no one around, so of course I didn’t make a scene——otherwise, who would I be making a scene for? ]

[Thunder movie:? 】

At this time, Inazuma suddenly heard thunder in the clear sky and headed straight for the Naruko-taisha Shrine.

[Kamizato Ayaka:? 】

[Kamisato Ayaka: Was there thunder just now? From the sound, it seemed to be... Narukami Taisha Shrine?]

[Kamisato Ayaka: @Yae Goddess, has Lord Yae Goddess discovered anything unusual again? ]

[Yae Shenzi: [Automatic reply] Hello, I am away now because of something. I will contact you later. ]

[Kamizato Ayaka:? 】

[Kamisato Ayaka: Could it be that Lady Yae has discovered something unusual and gone to check it out? ]

[Qingque: I don’t think she discovered anything unusual, she is already abnormal...]

[Kamisato Ayaka:? ? ]

In the scene, Zhongli tried to speak again: "I..."

As expected, Nashida interrupted again:

"I heard that your creative cooking skills are pretty good~"

Zhongli: "Uh I want..."

Nashida pretended not to hear: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid~"

“I have a small appetite~”

As she said this, she winked at the camera.

[Ying: Special dishes? Do I have this thing? ]

[Xiangling: How about I teach you? Do you want to learn how to make Qingxin fried slime gel or icing slime? ]

[March 7: These... features are indeed features - if they can still be called dishes...]

[Ying: But the situation in the video reminded me of an idiom...]

[Qingque: Oh? Can you tell me more?]

[Ying: Liyue idiom - wanting to go to the rocks but stopping.]

[Qingque: You know what, it's quite vivid.]

[Bluebird: The children in the southern village bully me because I am old and weak...]

[March 7: Several young gods have no moral principles and are here to deceive and interrupt me, an old god who is over 6,000 years old. Is this okay? This is not good...]

Finally, no one came to interrupt Zhongli, but he sighed:

"Uh... that's all—"

"I'm glad you've arrived..."

【Theresa: A Liyue person who has become an ideologue. 】

[Qingque: Zhongli said——I don’t want it anymore, alright!]

[Ying: Let him talk! Buy it for him! I have a son even if I don’t have money! ]

[Young Master: ...How much Mora do you have? Can we pool our money?]

[Ying: Me? I don’t have Mora…]

[Young Master: No Mora? Then what are you talking about? ]

[Young Master: So you want me to spend money and give it in your name? ]

[Ying: You are worthy of being my good brother whom I have never met! You understand everything at once! ]

[Young Master: I can’t figure it out! No matter how hard I try, I can’t figure it out! ]

[Young Master: So I only spent a little Mora on everything, and there was no benefit? ]