Hong Kong variety show: Why do you say I'm crazy?

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"Dry!"

"It's here! It's finally here again!" Old Wang exclaimed excitedly. "Golden things are all good stuff!"

[Skill - Unyielding to the wicked.]

(When Qian Bao, the Heavenly Physician, was drunk, he performed cupping on Wen Zhong, the Thunder God of the Nine Heavens. However, he ended up making Wen Zhong's third eye swollen. Wen Zhong was furious and crippled Qian Bao's cupping ability.)

(Note: Except for despicable people, everything can be removed, and any disease can be removed.)

"Hiss... This ability is terrifying."

Wang Taiyi was eager to try it out and immediately wanted to give it a shot.

"Brother Ji, are you sick in the head?"

"cough!"

Brother Ji almost choked to death. Where's your manners? Why are you swearing?

Old Wang could tell from Brother Ji's pathetic state that he had misunderstood, so he said:

"No, I recently received an amazing inheritance, the miraculous Traditional Chinese Medicine."

Brother Ji stared with his bull-like eyes, "You'll see if I believe you or not."

"Well, Brother Ji, I'm perfectly healthy, as strong as an ox."

"Don't talk nonsense."

Wang Taiyi glanced around to see what tools were available, and then spoke.

"Brother Ji, isn't your neck stiff? Hurry up, let me fix it for you."

Brother Ji covered his crotch in horror.

"Auntie, Brother Ji is too old, stop teasing me. If you want to do cosplay, I'll take you to a good place tonight."

"Who's kidding you? If I wanted to do cosplay, would I be asking you? Do you know how talented my girl is?"

Wang Taiyi took a teacup and poured the tea inside onto the ground.

"Hurry up, take your pants off!"

Brother Ji gripped his belt tightly.

"No, Grandma, please don't do this!"

"Don't say 'don't,' don't force me to do it to you. You have no idea how lucky you are. If it were anyone else, I wouldn't treat them even if they begged me!"

Brother Ji was terrified. Donghuangzi was no normal person. He had almost forgotten that Donghuangzi was capable of anything he wanted to do.

"Well, as long as it's an illness, that's fine, right?"

Brother Ji had a quick idea.

"Look, I have a pimple on my face. If you want to play... and want to get it treated, you can treat this for me first."

Wang Taiyi thought about it and agreed. How could an ordinary person like Brother Ji believe in the claim of a miracle doctor? Fine, let's give it a try and open Brother Ji's eyes.

Old Wang thought for a moment and realized that cupping requires using alcohol to evaporate the air in the container and create a vacuum, right?

"Hey! Dafei!" Old Wang kicked Dafei's foot.

Dafei was squeezing his face full of pimples with a small mirror.

"Brother Tai, what's up?"

"Do you have any alcohol? High-proof?"

"Huh? Alcohol? You want to drink? Let's go to a bar later."

"Enough with the nonsense, I have a folk remedy I can use to remove a pimple from Brother Ji's pimple."

Folk remedies? Acne removal?

Dafei was overjoyed. This is exactly what I need right now.

"Brother Tai, could you pluck some for me too? Look at my face full of pimples, it's really affecting my appearance."

Wang Taiyi looked at the ugly Dafei with disdain.

"Your appearance has nothing to do with acne, okay?"

Upon hearing this, Brother Ji quickly replied.

"Yes, yes! Grandma, you treat Dafei first, I'm not in a hurry."

"no!"

Old Wang said seriously.

"If I said I'd deal with you first, then it's you. I absolutely won't allow anyone to cut in line! I have my principles!"

Then he looked at Dafei.

"Do you even have any alcohol?"

"No, I have kerosene, will that work?"

Old Wang thought about it and realized that kerosene and alcohol were similar, both being oxidizers.

"Bring it!"

Dafei reached into his pocket, took out a small kerosene can for lighters, and handed it to Lao Wang.

How do I do it? Wang Taiyi thought for a moment, then poured half a cup of kerosene into his teacup.

"Well, that should be it."

Brother Ji has never had cupping done either.

"Ah...Ah Tai, is...is everything alright?"

"All right!"

Wang Taiyi lit the kerosene in the cup with a lighter, and a faint blue flame floated in the cup.

"Next, it's time to witness the miracle."

In the blink of an eye, Wang Taiyi swiftly slammed the teacup, which was emitting blue flames, down onto Brother Ji's pimple-covered forehead.

"Ouch~~"

Jiang Tianyang was in the middle of a lively conversation when he was suddenly interrupted by a wolf-like scream. He looked over and was about to start cursing when the words caught in his throat.

All I could see was Brother Ji jumping around, his head flaming with blue flames and his arms outstretched.

The prince, who loved reading comics, screamed.

"Damn it! Ghost Rider!"

It seems like cupping shouldn't be done on the forehead, and Old Wang is still pondering what went wrong.

Brother Ji's henchmen quickly grabbed some clothes and wrapped them around Brother Ji's head to put out the fire. Fortunately, the rescue was timely and his flesh was not burned. His face was burned bright red, and his hair and eyebrows were gone.

Wang Tai clapped his hands, suddenly realizing that the reason why the scoundrel hadn't succeeded was because Brother Ji was a scoundrel! That's right!

"what happened?"

Jiang Tianyang roared angrily.

Is Brother Kei dissatisfied with my speech? Is he planning to protest by self-immolation? I must say, Brother Kei, you have truly surprised me.

Wang Taiyi raised his hand and said:

"Big Brother is fine. Brother Ji just had a sore throat these past couple of days. You can continue, you can continue."

"Hmm, I see. It is indeed quite hot. The weather has been rather dry lately, so everyone should drink more herbal tea."

Seeing his beloved general say this, Jiang Tianyang didn't say anything more. Seeing that Brother Ji was still alive, he waved for Brother Ji's underlings to take him to the hospital.

"Next is the second point, the third section..."

The group, who were still half asleep, looked at Wang Taiyi in horror, especially the pretty mother sitting opposite Brother Ji.

She really saw Donghuang frown and say something to Ji Ge, then smash something on fire on Ji Ge's head. How terrifying! Donghuang really is a madman.

"Big fly."

"Tai...Tai-ge, what do you want to do?"

Old Wang looked at Dafei and sighed:

"What a pity, Brother Ji, you know? That bastard doesn't deserve my miraculous medical skills. Come on! It's your turn."

Dafei shook his head frantically.

"No, Brother Tai, I'm even more shameless, don't punish me."

......

Chapter 245 Is Zhu Wanfang getting married?

The meeting finally ended, and just as Lao Wang was about to order the plane to knock Dafei unconscious, he received an unexpected phone call.


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