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Chapter 241 Literary Battle
Seeing Ni Pangzi's arrogant appearance, Lao Wang also got angry.
"A battle of wits? I'll give you my wish!"
Wang Taiyi pointed to a staff member.
"You! Go buy a dictionary right now and see how I smash it to pieces. If you can't buy a dictionary, just buy a computer. They both represent knowledge!"
Ni Kuang was startled by these words, wondering if he had offended the wrong person. But with so many people watching, he couldn't afford to show weakness.
"Wang... Mr. Wang, the literary contest I mentioned is about making friends through literature and comparing knowledge. You... you can't be unaware of that, can you?"
"cough!"
Wang Taiyi coughed lightly. No one had ever competed with him in wisdom before; Old Wang had almost forgotten. But no worries, Old Wang was wise. A battle of wits? This novel approach excited Old Wang greatly. Then let's defeat you with what you're best at.
"Basket! Today I'm going to argue with you in the way the ancients did, so you'd better be prepared!"
Ancient methods? Classical language? Classical Chinese? As long as it's not a physical fight, Ni Kuang is confident he can crush Wang Taiyi in any way, especially in terms of writing. Comparing yourself to a writer in this way is just asking for trouble. Since you've brought this humiliation upon yourself, don't blame me for being ruthless.
Ni Kuang smiled confidently.
"bring it on!"
Old Wang spat out half a cesspool.
"Enter the Jade Gate!"
(Is that okay?)
Ni Kuang's fat body trembled. "How dirty!" he thought. Suddenly, he understood the meaning of those three words.
"Judging by the shape of your vulva, you dare to argue with me? Today, your father will surely make you realize the truth!"
(You think you can mess with me? Well, today your dad will show you what's what!)
"Look at your treacherous appearance, you're just like your son, daring to provoke others in the streets, and no one dares to whip you? Who bestowed upon you your bravery? Liang family daughter, be quiet!"
【Look at your cunning face, and your son too, still jumping around like that. Hasn't he ever gotten a beating? Who gave you the courage? Liang Jingru?】
Fatty Ni was trembling with anger. What a Wang fellow! He actually used classical Chinese to insult this old man! Although he didn't fully understand the junior's classical Chinese sentence structure, what was with this overwhelming malice? He just felt that the other party's words were very vulgar.
"you....."
Fatty Ni was so shocked that he forgot how to retort.
Wang Taiyi pointed at Ni Kuang.
"Today I am pleased with you and have no intention of whipping you. If you know what's good for you, you should quickly escape to Niu'er!"
(I'm in a good mood today, so I won't bother hitting you. If you know what's good for you, get the hell out of here.)
Ni Kuang clutched his chest, panting heavily.
"you...."
Old Wang waved his hand to interrupt.
"You are in a state of panic. Do you have a sudden cries? If so, go back and await your death. Do not seek my cause here."
(You idiot, are you sick? If you are, go home and wait to die, don't try to scam me here.)
"What a talent!" Wong Jim, standing to the side, was astonished, his mouth agape. "There's such a way to insult people?" This opened a new world for him. The downside was that it could only insult cultured people. But that didn't matter, his circle of friends was full of cultured people.
Seeing his father losing ground and on the verge of fainting from anger, Ni Zhen immediately wiped the blood from his nose and jumped out.
"Wang Sheng! Do you even know how to respect your elders? How can you insult people like this? I demand that you apologize to my father right now!"
As Wang Taiyi got more and more into his speech, he started spewing insults at him.
"I will enter the Jade Gate!"
(I fuck Li!)
"Who tied a pine tree around your waist and caused you to fall? I have no intention of meeting you. I will flee and go back to find my mother to play with."
(Who let their belt slip and you fell out? I don't care about you, get lost! Go home and play with your mom!)
"If you don't know what's good for you, I'll cut off both of your genitals and sell them to foreign lands to be made into humanoid demons!"
(If you don't know what's good for you, I'll give you two jugs and sell you to Thailand to become a monster.)
"Continue to watch? Quickly, escape, Ox!"
(Still watching? Get out of here!)
Seeing the two of them standing there like idiots, Old Wang got angry. What? You're not happy about it?
"Bravo! You have a bag! Do you think that in this open space, where there are no people, you have the courage to fight? Flying warrior! Quickly drive away this woman with two female forms!"
[Fine! You've got guts! You think I won't mess with you just because there are more of you? Get out of here! Get those two bastards out of here right now!]
The plane, which had been pulled aside by the five little guys, remained unmoved, completely unaware of what its big brother was saying.
Seeing that he didn't react, Old Wang called out again.
"Flying Warrior!"
The plane remained motionless, which embarrassed Old Wang, so he turned and shouted at the plane:
"Airplane! Are you deaf? Get these two out of here right now!"
"Huh? Big brother, you called me?"
Seeing the plane's innocent expression, Old Wang couldn't help but get angry. This little brother of his doesn't know how to improve.
"Can't you read more books? I'm so embarrassed to be calling you now. Even Brother Ji knows to learn foreign languages, can't you do something?"
The plane felt ashamed after being criticized, thinking it had embarrassed its older brother, and decided to read more books in the future.
Zhou Su, the youngest of the five girls, stood there silently, her eyes shining as she looked at Lao Wang. She was captivated by him.
Look at those so-called Four Great Talents, they were almost vomiting blood from all that talking by Big Brother! Is this the legendary debate with a group of scholars? No, wait, honeyed words and a dagger in the heart? No, a verbal battle? Ah, it's just that Big Brother's verbal skills are amazing!
Zhou Su seems to have found her own path.
The planes over there have already taken off. The boss said to shoot them out, and that means they have to be shot out. The planes will not compromise on their orders to the boss.
"Shh! Shh!"
The plane came up to the Ni family father and son, crossed its arms, and then suddenly swung its arms down, sending three saw blades sliding out of its sleeves and precisely between its fingers.
"Ha~~~"
The airplane's teeth bared.
"Suffer to death!"
Startled, it screamed and fainted. This plane wolf has it all figured out. What to do? Oh right, there's one more thing.
When Ni Zhen saw the plane looking at him, he screamed and fainted.
The plane looked back at Wang Taiyi with a troubled expression. What should we do?
Wang Taiyi waved his hand.
"It's not easy for a person to go this far. Forget it, let's get them out of here."
"Alright, the auspicious time has arrived, the movie is about to start, please enjoy the film."
People with tickets flocked to the cinema.
Just as Lao Wang was about to go in, he suddenly felt a tightness in his clothes. He turned around and saw Zhou Su blinking her big eyes at him.
What?
Zhou Su's tone was one of admiration.
"Please, elder brother, teach me your divine skills!"
"What kind of divine skill? I have so many divine skills."
"That swearing technique you used just now was amazing, I want to learn it."
Wang Taiyi smiled smugly.
"Of course it's powerful, but why should I teach you? Don't you know that secrets shouldn't be easily passed on? Besides, you're just a nominal follower."
"I...I'll give you the money."
Do you think I need your measly small amount?
Zhou Su thought for a moment, then bit her lip lightly, and then bent down as if she had made up her mind.
Old Wang was still wondering what she was going to do when he saw Zhou Su take off one of her socks and hand it to him.
"Big brother, is it okay now?"
"..."
Old Wang gritted his teeth, grabbed Zhou Su's socks, and threw them at her face.