Hong Kong variety show: Why do you say I'm crazy?

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"That's right, Andersen. If I'm not mistaken, Andersen is a monster. Look at his name, Andersen... Dark Rabbit! He's a rabbit spirit! A black rabbit spirit at that."

Wang Taiyi said with certainty:

"This is a rabbit spirit who immigrated from China. He recorded the lives of these spirits overseas in a fairy tale style."

Everyone listened intently, and Old Wang's desire to perform also kicked in.

"Not only this rabbit spirit, but another one also recorded our legend in fairy tales."

Lei Zhilan sat cross-legged on the sofa and said excitedly:

"You mean the Brothers Grimm? What kind of spirits are they?"

Lao Wang nodded.

"That's right, it's the Brothers Grimm, but they're not some kind of spirit. They're international students who came here seeking immortality, and they even went to the Northeast!"

"Why do I say that? Just look at the Cinderella stories they write!"

"What is Cinderella's identity? Let's start by analyzing her name. Why is she called Cinderella? Why not Red Girl or White Girl? Why is she specifically called Cinderella?"

The crowd shook their heads.

"The Five Guardian Spirits of Northeast China: Fox, Weasel, White Tiger, Willow, and Gray! Cinderella's Gray is exactly that Gray; she's a rat spirit!"

"hiss....."

Everyone gasped. Not to mention the three kids, even Old Wang's underlings got goosebumps. Locals in Hong Kong believed in these things even more.

"Cinderella's mother died when she was young, right?"

Everyone nodded.

"After her father remarried and went on a business trip, her stepmother's daughter took over her room and forced her to live in the kitchen. She could only survive on leftovers. How could she grow up healthy like that? I ask you, can a normal person survive on leftovers? Can they not get sick?"

The crowd shook their heads.

"Exactly, if you keep eating leftovers, you'll get cholera sooner or later. Leftovers have so many bacteria, if you keep eating them, you'll get cancer long ago. So the question is, what kind of creatures are accustomed to eating these things?"

Zhou Su raised her little hand.

"mouse?"

"That's right, it's mice! And the book says that Cinderella usually played with mice in the kitchen. Why didn't she play with other animals?"

"And Cinderella has a magical ability: she can communicate with small animals. I ask you, what kind of person can talk to animals?"

The crowd shook their heads.

Lei Zhilan frowned and said:

"Does Cinderella have superpowers?"

"wrong!"

Old Wang slapped his thigh.

"It's Old Immortal!"

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Chapter 233 Old Wang vs. Niu Niu

The crowd didn't know what an "old immortal" was, but they knew about Wong Tai Sin. They figured anything with the word "immortal" in its name must be very powerful. They were all impressed but didn't understand.

Wang Taiyi continued.

"Later, how did Cinderella enter high society? In the original story, she met the prince while he was hunting in the forest. She was very kind and told him not to hurt the animals, saying that they were her friends. The prince was attracted by her kindness, but what he didn't know was that she meant the animals were her kind!"

Old Wang's storytelling was so vivid that everyone listened intently, even the unruly and fiery-tempered Fei Bao was captivated. The only sounds in the room were Old Wang's voice and Fei Xue's rustling handwriting.

"Here's the important part: Cinderella later got together with the prince, and every time they secretly went on a date, why did she have to run away at midnight? The book says that the magic would wear off at midnight, but that's nonsense! The reason is that she would reveal her true form at midnight! If she didn't run away, and the two of them were having sex, and the prince opened his eyes to find himself kissing a big rat, wouldn't that scare the prince to death?"

"And what do we call 12 o'clock here? It's called Zi Shi (子时), which corresponds to the Rat, the rat."

"Besides, the story ends with Cinderella marrying the prince? Because the author simply couldn't continue writing. How else could they write it? That Cinderella gives birth to a litter of mice?"

"So the real ending is either that Cinderella is exposed and killed by the prince, or that the prince goes to the mainland to study and becomes a shaman, and then Cinderella becomes his guardian spirit!"

After hearing this, everyone suddenly felt very cold, broke out in a cold sweat, and felt like going to a temple to burn incense.

"And Little Red Riding Hood."

Wang Taiyi continued:

"This is a battle between cultivators. The story is roughly about Little Red Riding Hood going to the forest to visit her grandmother. The Big Bad Wolf went to her grandmother's house beforehand, ate her grandmother, and then pretended to be her grandmother, waiting to eat her. In the end, with the help of a hunter, Little Red Riding Hood killed the Big Bad Wolf, cut open his belly, and rescued her grandmother."

“What kind of old lady would live alone in the deep forest? A cultivator! That big gray wolf is clearly a demon cultivator, and he improves his cultivation by devouring humans.”

"Grandma was no match for the wolf spirit and was swallowed by it. But Grandma was highly skilled in cultivation, so even though she was swallowed, her physical body was guaranteed to remain intact."

"That rogue hunter was able to kill the wolf spirit with a single shot, so that gun must have been an extraordinary magical artifact. And the scissors he used to cut open the wolf spirit's belly must also have been a powerful magical artifact. I suspect it was the legendary Golden Dragon Scissors."

"......"

Although I don't know if what Wang Taiyi said is true or false, I find it so enjoyable to listen to. I even want to listen more, but the arrival of a fat man interrupts Wang Taiyi's speech.

"Big brother, I'm here! What's going on?"

Tang Niu watched as a group of people surrounded Wang Taiyi, wondering what his good brother was up to.

When Wang Taiyi saw Niu Niu arrive, he waved to him.

"You're here."

"Yes, brother."

Excited, Niu Niu went to the sofa and squeezed his way onto Huo Bao.

"Brother, let me tell you, my Eighteen Subduing Dragon Stir-fry is absolutely unbeatable!"

Wang Taiyi smiled and stood up.

"Come on, let me see just how powerful your 'Eighteen Subduing Dragon Stir-fry' really is."

.....

On the rooftop arena, Tang Niu and Wang Taiyi, who was wrapped in a bath towel and wearing slippers, stood facing each other.

Niu Niu looked very serious.

"Brother, do you really want to do this? The Eighteen Subduing Dragon Palms can be used to stir-fry vegetables. Its power is not to be underestimated. Once it is used, its power is astonishing. I can't even control myself. Do you really want me to use it?"

Wang Taiyi put his hands on his hips.

"That's right, go ahead and attack! Use your most powerful move ever to hit me!"

Actually, he was also very curious about just how strong his older brother was. Anyway, he had never seen his older brother use his full strength. The two of them had sparred before, but his older brother, who didn't know any martial arts, beat him up like a dog just by relying on his superhuman physical qualities and superhuman reflexes. It was outrageous.

Since his older brother had said so, Niu Niu set aside his reservations and decided to go all out.

"Big brother, here I come! My move is not only powerful, but also absolutely cruel!"

Old Wang still had his hands on his hips.

"Then you absolutely mustn't hold back!"

"I will show absolutely no mercy!!"

"bring it on.........!"

"ha!!!"

With a wild shout, Niu Niu... his clothes ripped off.

Those surrounding the arena didn't find it particularly strange, but the three little ones' eyes nearly popped out of their sockets. Was this even human? Clothes could actually tear apart on their own—what was this? The legendary Qigong? This was beyond their comprehension.

Facing the unfathomable elder brother Tang Niu, he dared not be careless. He pulled up a radish from dry land and flew more than ten meters up from the spot, descending from the sky to attack Lao Wang.

"The Seventh Move of the Eighteen Subduing Dragon Stir-Fry! Roasted Meat in the Sky!"

Wang Taiyi neither dodged nor avoided the Eighteen Subduing Dragon Stir-fry, wanting to see just how strong his current physical condition was.

"Snapped!"

As the roasted meat slammed into Wang Taiyi's forehead, Tang Niu didn't stop, unleashing the rest of his moves in one go.

"Vegetables in the field! No MSG! Suckling pig wagging its tail! The aroma travels for miles! Noodles are ready to be served!..."

"Slap! Slap! Slap!..."

Each slap landed on Wang Taiyi's bare upper body with a series of loud thuds, much louder than the back-slapping sounds of a bathhouse masseur in Northeast China.

As the seventeenth palm strike landed on Old Wang's Tanzhong acupoint, Niu Niu did a somersault, leaping five meters away from Old Wang and pressing down with both palms to calm the boiling internal energy within his body.

What's going on? All talk and no action?

Niu Niu stared at Wang Taiyi seriously. He knew the power of the Eighteen Subduing Dragon Palms. Even the seventeenth palm strike was enough to prevent anyone from taking it without getting hurt. If it hit someone else, their acupoints would explode. Even if his older brother had a strong physique, he wouldn't feel good. The reason he didn't use the eighteenth palm strike was because he was afraid of hurting his older brother.

Unfortunately, he underestimated Old Wang's incredible talent.

"Pfft! Pfft! Pfft!............"

Old Wang let out seventeen loud farts on the spot.