Hong Kong variety show: Why do you say I'm crazy?

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"Don't you know that people as naturally beautiful as Yang Guifei and I only eat fresh lychees, not fried lychees?"

Wang Taiyi grabbed Deng Bo's belly.

"I can't erase this insult from me without ten million. If you don't give me the money, I'll crush your stomach! You innocent boy, Hanayama Kaoru, do you know I have a stronger grip than him?!"

Damn it, if you want to rob me outright, just say so!

Uncle Deng's belly was being pinched by Wang Taiyi, and it swayed from side to side with his strength, like a seaweed.

After just a few swings, Uncle Deng broke out in a sweat.

"Ah...Auntie, I...I'm so old, you...you're not joking with me, are you?"

Old Wang held on tightly and wouldn't let go.

"Who's joking with you? You think it's too expensive?"

Seeing Uncle Deng nod, Old Wang said:

"Then you can cut the price yourself, but don't try to cut it randomly, just make sure it's reasonable."

Uncle Deng: "Cut me in half? You're not kidding me?"

Wang Taiyi: "Who doesn't know that I, Donghuang, am known throughout the world for my integrity and trustworthiness?"

Uncle Deng: "Then I'll cut it?"

Wang Taiyi: "Chop!"

Uncle Deng: "One thousand yuan!"

Wang Taiyi: "..."

Seeing Wang Taiyi's long face, Uncle Deng quickly tried to salvage the situation.

"Grandma, all my money is invested, I really don't have much left. Besides, a thousand dollars is a lot, enough to buy a bowl of shark fin soup and maybe even find a girl to relax with, isn't that great..."

Uncle Deng is no ordinary money-grubber. What did he do with the power and influence at Wo Shing Pharma for so many years? Was it for the power? Of course, it was for the money!

Uncle Deng couldn't continue speaking because Wang Taiyi pinched his lips.

"Uncle Deng, Uncle Deng, you really don't treat me like a human being. Even if you said ten thousand yuan, just include the word 'ten thousand', it would have been better. What you said reminds me of bad memories. Now, I don't want the money."

As he spoke, Old Wang picked up the phone.

"Where did you go, plane? Come over in a small truck, the address is xxxxx, and also..."

He glanced at Uncle Deng.

"Go to a beauty salon, bring along a doctor who knows liposuction, and bring the machine!"

.........

in a dream.

Watson is receiving his No. 1 honor. As the youngest No. 1 in Hong Kong, he is admired by countless people and adored by countless women. His ex-girlfriend, who once abandoned him, knelt in front of his villa for 49 consecutive days, begging to get back together. However, he is heartless and only has his career in his eyes.

Everything was so beautiful... if only I hadn't heard that damn sound.

"Watson! Wake up! We've rescued you, aren't you moved?"

Watson dared not open his eyes, hoping it was his imagination.

"Watson! What's wrong? Why are you crying? Wake up! *slap slap slap*..."

Ah Hu slapped Watson hard across the face.

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Chapter 199 Dog Farm Extortion

"Damn it, what's going on? Guo Zhui, wake up, wake up!"

Johnny Wang endured the pain in his eyes and looked around at his surroundings.

This was a sealed room, filled with a musty smell, indicating that no one had been here for a long time. Guo Zhui, who was also tied to a chair, slumped over, with dried bloodstains on the back of his neck, as if he had been hit hard with a hard object.

"Boss... what's going on? Where am I?"

Johnny said irritably.

"How the hell should I know? We've been kidnapped! Bastards! Who the hell dares to kidnap Johnny? Don't let me find out who it is!"

"Squeak~~"

The rusty door was opened with a jarring sound.

"Oh, so what if I know?"

Old Wang, wearing a Poseidon mask, walked in, holding the Trident of Neptune in his hand. Hmm! This was made by Fei Xue. It's just a naturally straight stick with a Maserati logo tied to it. Normally, Wang Taiyi wouldn't play with such a low-class thing, but this stick is so straight and naturally formed, which makes it different.

"Who are you? Do you know who I am?"

Johnny Wong squirmed in the chair.

Mrs. Wang nodded slightly.

"Of course I know. Johnny Wang, male, 36 years old, is currently the largest arms dealer in Hong Kong. He is eccentric and determined to become a world-class arms dealer. Due to some unfortunate childhood experience, he has obsessive-compulsive disorder and loves beauty. His mother died early, and his biological father is a foreigner whose whereabouts are unknown. He should be from the United States."

"Ugh~ the last paragraph is unnecessary, you bastard!" Johnny Wang was going crazy.

After calming down for a moment, Johnny said:

"Friend, who exactly are you? Let's have a good talk."

Wang Taiyi was in a good mood and even had the time to chat with Johnny Wang.

"We are the holy Saints."

Johnny Wong frowned.

"What the heck? Saint Seiya? I have clients in the Middle East, could there be some misunderstanding?"

Another man who had never read comics. Old Wang immediately took a liking to him, and his voice turned cold.

"Alright, enough with the nonsense. I'll get straight to the point: you have to give me 1 million right now!"

Johnny was dumbfounded. "How dare you ask for such an outrageous price? Who do you take me for? Li Jiacheng?"

"Friend, you've gone too far! You can't do this! One hundred million? Aren't you going to do a background check? Where would I get that much money? Why don't you ask for a billion!"

"Okay, then a billion it is."

Just kidding, is Old Wang short of money? He just enjoys this kind of fun.

Johnny Wang is going crazy again.

"You're kidding me!"

So what if I'm playing you? Bite me if you dare!

"what!!!"

Johnny Wang was really opening his mouth wide, shaking his head and frantically tearing at the air.

Damn, this guy is definitely a bit crazy.

Wang Taiyi looked at Guo Zhui.

"No, isn't your nickname 'Mad Dog'? When did he steal your nickname? This won't do. In the underworld, your nickname is your second face. If someone steals your nickname, it's no different than someone stealing your wife's underwear and putting it on your head. Even if you're the boss, this won't do. You're not a decent boss."

Who is Guo Zhui? He is a cold-blooded and ruthless person, yet he has principles and loyalty.

In the original storyline, Guo Zhui wanted to kill Johnny Wang because he couldn't stand Johnny Wang's crazy behavior of killing innocent patients. However, he ran out of bullets and was shot dead by Johnny Wang. If Johnny Wang hadn't been so unscrupulous, Guo Zhui wouldn't have betrayed him.

Therefore, Lao Wang thinks highly of this person.

Guo Zhui remained unmoved by Wang Taiyi's words. He surveyed his surroundings, still thinking about how to escape. He was a man who would not give in.

When the Libra Saint Seiya behind Wang Taiyi saw Guo Zhui's appearance, his little hand trembled, and a hammer slid from his sleeve into his hand, as smooth as the black-skinned man played by Huang Bo who stole bread.

"Don't!"

Wang Taiyi raised his hand to stop the plane.

"Don't kill him if you keep hitting him."

It seems the plane had been relentlessly attacking Guo before.

"Ouch~ow~ow~"

Wang Taiyi watched the howling Johnny with great interest.

"Stop yelling, just tell me if you're going to pay or not!"

"Ow~"

"You're not going to give it to me, are you?"

"Ow~"

"Fine, you're trying to fool me by playing the mad dog again, huh? Let me tell you, no way. I'm as cunning as a monkey. Let's see how long you can keep up this act."

Wang Taiyi took out a walkie-talkie.