Hong Kong variety show: Why do you say I'm crazy?

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They made no attempt to hide it, and they even had a pre-battle pep talk. A fat guy wearing a Capricorn hat was holding up an AK and shouting:

"In order to thwart the big boss's ambitions, we, the Saints of Poseidon, have come to this place, shouldered the heavy responsibility, and gathered here to destroy the evil big boss!"

"For my idol, for justice! Burn, AK47!"

The big boss also reads comics; he even follows Saint Seiya. But what are these things downstairs? Are they the Gun Saint Seiya series featuring the Cannon Goddess?

The Saint Seiya wearing the Sagittarius mask had a sanitary napkin stuck to his back. Old Wang said to get him a pair of wings, and he actually did get himself a pair of wings.

The buck-toothed shooter pushed aside Fatty Snow and, together with the plane, led his men into the apartment and opened fire.

"Ta-ta-ta! Ta-ta-ta!"

Obviously, not every big boss's subordinates know hard qigong.

The boss's men suffered heavy casualties.

"No target found. Everyone search for the target and move upstairs." Buck-toothed Boy directed the group's actions.

"Crack!"

Suddenly, everything went dark as the lights in the room were turned off.

By the faint moonlight, a fat, dark figure carrying a stick-like object flew down from the second floor.

The big boss wielded an iron rod with great skill, and the Saint Seiya warriors, fearing they might accidentally injure their own men, dared not fire indiscriminately. They were quickly riddled with bullets by the big boss.

The lights came on, and the Saints were either dizzy or crippled, leaving only three Gold Saints who had not yet lost their fighting ability.

The big boss stood on the ground with a stick in one hand, looking at Fei Xue and the other two with a sneer.

"Saint Seiya? Damn! What kind of bullshit is that? Tell me! Who sent you?"

Fei Xue's voice was calm.

"As expected of an evil big boss, he is indeed not to be underestimated."

The big boss raised a stick and pointed it at the three of them.

"Is this your last words? Die!"

He raised his stick, ready to smash the three of them to death, but their masks were so flashy, completely covering their heads.

"Go to hell, it's not certain who will die yet."

Sagittarius buck-toothed guy pulled out two grenades, pulled the pins, and threw them at the big boss.

Damn it, you bunch of bastards have no sportsmanship. AKs are one thing, but you even have grenades.

The big boss quickly dodged.

"Boom!"

As everyone knows, the grenades from the Jade-Faced Grenade King are not lethal, but even so, the big boss was blown up to the second floor by the blast wave.

"Bah! Bah!"

The big boss spat out the dust in his mouth and watched the three guys run out, his anger rising.

"Damn it, a few punks made me look like this and they think they can just run away? It's not that simple. Today I'm going to make sure you're all forced to sell bananas!"

The big boss sprang to his feet like a pufferfish, grabbed a stick, and rushed outside in three quick steps.

He had just completed a 360-degree front flip and arrived outside when he saw the three guys: one kneeling on the ground, and two standing behind him with a dark, fuzzy thing on their shoulders facing him.

Fei Xue's tone was deep.

"You evil boss, your mistake was letting three Gold Saints be together. With three Gold Saints together, you could unleash that forbidden, world-destroying technique!..."

"Taiyiwang Exclamation"

He didn't hear what Fei Xue meant by "big boss," but he did see clearly that these three bastards were carrying RPGs on their shoulders.

The big boss glanced at the other party's rocket launcher, then at the iron rod in his hand. "Oh no," he thought, "what use is this iron rod to me? It's time to put it back in its place."

At a distance of about 20 meters, I don't know whether the rocket was faster or his stick was faster.

"what!!!"

The big boss is a powerful and ruthless figure. He is not willing to kneel down and wait for death. He is going to fight!

He gripped the stick and charged toward the three men at the fastest speed he had ever been.

The three Gold Saints simultaneously pulled the triggers and shouted:

"Taiyiwang Exclamation"

"Prepare to die! Wang Taiyi's Astonishment!"

"Boom! Boom! Boom!"

The big boss just vanished into thin air, leaving not even a piece of good meat behind.

......

Early morning, at the Di residence.

For decades, Di Qiu has been burning incense for his wife and children every single day.

Today, however, he was talking to himself while offering incense.

"Admit it, you've softened your heart, you piece of trash, you've betrayed Afen and Xiaotian."

"I didn't, and I never will."

"So what the hell was the point of watching ultrasound images all night? Admit it, you betrayed us."

"I don't!"

"Do you dare say you had no mercy on the tornado? Do you dare say you never considered giving up on revenge?"

"Shut up, I didn't, I didn't!"

Di Qiu is now truly at a loss. He is determined to take revenge, but ever since he saw the ultrasound report of the child, he has started to long for the child again. He doesn't know if this counts as a betrayal.

"Snapped!"

Di Qiu slapped himself.

A henchman approached Di Qiu timidly from behind.

"Boss... Boss!"

How could I not be scared? The eldest brother looks like he's possessed by a ghost. No, we'll have to go to the paper-making street and find that sorceress named Long Po to have him take a look.

"whats the matter?"

Di Qiu shook his head and regained his senses.

The younger brother said cautiously:

"Big Brother, the big boss was taken out by a mysterious force last night!"

"what?"

Di Qiu couldn't believe that the big boss who had been entrenched on the outskirts of the city for decades was dead.

"Who did this?"

"I heard it's some kind of Middle Eastern jihadist organization; they call themselves Saint Seiya..."

Di Qiu was furious.

"Can't you use your brain for once? What Middle Eastern forces? Why would Middle Easterners come to Hong Kong to kill a big boss instead of drilling for oil? To rob his fruit stand?"

"that....."

"If you have something to say, just say it!"

The younger brother stammered:

"Brother, some people also say it seems like it was Donghuang who did it."

"What do you mean?"

"Last night, some neighbors heard that the mysterious group shouted 'Wang Taiyi is amazed' while using a rocket to blow the big boss to smithereens."

"I...you...this...."

Di Qiu's mouth trembled.

"I knew it! As long as that guy's around, things are bound to get messed up. Give me the phone!"

Di Qiu picked up the phone and dialed Wang Taiyi. "You bastard, what exactly do you want?"

"Dudududu..."

The phone went dead.

Old Wang turned off his phone while he was sleeping.

Di Qiu tossed the phone to his younger brother.

"Keep attacking until you break through!"

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