Hong Kong variety show: Why do you say I'm crazy?

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"This fat guy is not to be underestimated. We must kill him with one blow. They also have weapons, so we can't be careless. We'll make our move tonight and send out all the Saints."

The dozen or so Saint Seiya warriors under Wang Taiyi's command were not only skilled in martial arts, but also extremely adept with firearms. If they weren't so capable, Old Wang wouldn't have chosen these people to go crazy with him.

However, Lao Wang forgot one person: Fei Xue.

After learning about the existence of the Gold Saints, Fei Xue took the initiative to improve his skills and applied to Wang Taiyi for the position of Capricorn Saint. As the most loyal Saint to the male god, he was more than willing to accept this position, and the electric baton in his hand was his holy sword.

Wang Taiyi casually agreed and then forgot about it.

the other side

The big boss looked at his subordinate Wang Jiu with a gloomy face.

"Wang Jiu! Do you know the headquarters of the Hung Hing Eastern Emperor?"

Wang Jiu chuckled twice.

"We should be able to find out what you're planning, boss."

"Humph!"

The big boss's eyes were filled with murderous intent.

"What are we going to do? Of course we're going to kill him. Did you notice the way he looked at me? Like a mad dog. That's how I judged people when I was young. We can't let someone like that live, especially since he dared to steal my business. Take a few good guys with you and we'll take him out tonight."

"Hehe, okay, I'll go right now."

Wang Jiu had absolute confidence in his strength. He believed that he was invincible. With his hard qigong and divine strike, who could be his opponent?

What Wang Taiyi, what to do with Tornado, they're all trash. Even the big boss, if the big boss didn't know Wang Jiu's weakness, he would have killed this fat bastard long ago.

......

Midnight, Repulse Bay.

Wang Jiuyi was highly skilled and daring; he brought a car and four henchmen to kill Wang Taiyi.

"Dangdang!"

The car crashed through the villa gate and drove inside.

Wang Jiu got out of the car, grabbed two AKs, and fired a burst into the sky.

"Wow! Mr. Wang, your Ninth Master has brought you a midnight snack!"

"boom!"

The villa gate was opened, and the toilet boy stood at the door with a rice scoop in his hand.

"This is outrageous! Who's being so rude?!"

The moment she saw Wang Jiu, Ce Zi couldn't help but swallow hard; of course, she saw many others swallow hard as well.

To be fair, although Wang Jiu's style was unconventional, he was definitely a handsome man. He had a sharply defined jawline, an open shirt that clearly showed off his chest muscles, and tight flared pants that revealed his thigh muscles. Of course, there was also that bunch of grapes, which looked just like that guy from Shui Mu Nian Hua.

The toilet's face was flushed.

"What a strong and fit man!"

Even the madman Wang Jiu suddenly felt a chill run down his groin. What an eerie woman.

Wang Jiu didn't care about any of that, and raised his AK to fire at the toilet.

"Ta-ta-ta! Ta-ta-ta!"

"Ha ha ha ha...."

They found that the toilet had vanished from sight, and they hadn't even scratched it.

"Damn! What's going on? Did we encounter a ghost?"

Just kidding, even Lao Wang can't easily catch the toilet's unpredictable flashes.

"Master, something terrible has happened!"

He rushed back to the villa from the toilet.

Inside the villa, Old Wang was slurping up a dumpling soup, a dish his very ambitious cook auntie had recently learned.

"Calm down, who's setting off firecrackers outside?"

No!

The toilet owner nervously said:

"There's a strong, muscular man outside, leading several armed men. They've stormed the door. I suspect they might be trying to abduct me, my precious daughter. What should I do, sir?"

Wang Taiyi, slurping his soup from the rim of his bowl, glared at the toilet with annoyance.

"Can't you even have a little self-awareness?"

Thanks to Tang Judy's various harassments, Lao Wang has done a very good job of soundproofing and security measures in the bedroom; otherwise, the two girls upstairs who are exhausted would probably be woken up by the noise.

After putting down the bowl, Wang Taiyi walked out wearing only a pair of shorts, taking his ID card out of his spatial storage and putting it in his pocket. As for why the ID card didn't work when it was in his ring, no one explained it to him.

Looking at Wang Taiyi standing at the door, a hint of surprise flashed in Wang Jiu's eyes. What a fierce body, even more fierce than his own. But it's a pity, no matter how fierce you are, it's useless. You're going to be gone tonight.

"Mr. Wang, I'm sorry, but my boss said he doesn't want you to eat fried dough sticks tomorrow morning, so please go die."

Wang Tai was stunned for a moment. He didn't expect that the big boss would think the same way as him. Could it be that they were like mad dogs?

"Excuse me, Wang Jiu, right? I don't eat fried dough sticks. I usually eat sandwiches for breakfast."

Screw this sandwich! Is this some kind of thing between fried dough sticks and sandwiches? Go to hell, you lunatic.

"Da da da! Da da da!..."

Wang Jiu and his five men, armed with AKs, focused their fire on Wang Taiyi.

It felt like being hit by a rubber bullet from a toy gun, neither painful nor itchy. After thinking for a moment, Wang Taiyi took out the skin from Tieguai Li's heel and slapped it on his lower back. Then, he disappeared in a flash.

"boom!"

Wang Taiyi appeared in front of one of his underlings. These men saw Wang Taiyi as a monster. If he couldn't be killed by guns, what else could he be but a monster?

Despite the henchman firing wildly at him, Wang Taiyi sent the henchman flying with a single punch.

Then he flashed to another henchman, then a third, a fourth...

For specific details, please refer to the female Kryptonian in "Man of Steel" who fights American special forces.

Having dealt with his underlings, Wang Taiyi crossed his arms and flashed in front of Wang Jiu, the two of them about 10cm apart.

A bead of cold sweat trickled down Wang Jiu's face.

Is this some kind of hard qigong? My master never mentioned such a powerful hard qigong, but it's okay, I can do it too.

Wang Jiu took a step back, assumed a horse stance, stomped his right foot on the ground frantically, and used his right index and middle fingers to repeatedly pound his left palm.

"May the Supreme Lord Laozi command you hasten! Marshal Tianpeng, display your divine might! Disciple Wang Jiu beseeches the Ancestral Master to possess me! Ha!"

Wang Jiu not only knows hard qigong, but also one of the mysterious Eastern powers, "divine strike".

Whether it was psychological suggestion or some kind of mysterious power, Lao Wang didn't know, but after Wang Jiu finished reciting the incantation, his body visibly grew larger.

Wow, that's amazing! That's so interesting! Old Wang was thrilled.

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Chapter 178 The War of the Gods

Like a demonic muscleman, Wang Jiu lunged at Wang Taiyi, delivering a series of powerful punches to his vital points.

Old Wang had no idea about acupoints and let Old Wang attack him relentlessly.

Watching Wang Jiu fiercely attack his body, Wang Taiyi even found it a little funny, and suddenly thought of the bathhouse scrubbers.

"Oh my god, my shoulders, my hip joints... they're all fine. Isn't that infuriating?"

Seeing Old Wang's shameless appearance, Wang Jiu paused for a moment, but he did not give up the attack. He refused to believe that he could not find Old Wang's weak point. No hard qigong technique is without flaws.

Wang Jiu pointed his fingers straight at Wang Taiyi's eyes like a knife, refusing to believe that Wang Taiyi could train his eyeballs to do the same.

"Click."

Wang Taiyi blinked... and guess what? He not only blocked Wang Jiu's attack, but also broke his fingernails.

"You're pretty ruthless, aren't you?" Wang Taiyi blinked.

Wang Jiu took two steps back, looked at his fingernails, then at Wang Taiyi, looking as if he had seen a ghost.

Wang Taiyi clapped his hands.

"Alright, it's my turn."

Having been beaten by Wang Jiu for so long, Wang Taiyi had long wanted to retaliate and was prepared to use the same methods against him.

Wang Taiyi then imitated Wang Jiu's actions, stomping his feet and clapping his hands, looking even more serious and earnest than Wang Jiu.

Wang Jiu was shocked. Why could the other party also use divine strikes?

"Deities from all ages and cultures display their divine power. Handsome Wang Taiyi invites a deity to possess him. He's just killing time anyway, so anyone can come. Consider it a leisurely stroll!"

Then we saw that Old Wang... hadn't changed at all.