Hong Kong variety show: Why do you say I'm crazy?

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"This... Brother Jin will be unhappy."

Wang Taiyi's nostrils were pointed directly at Ali.

"You're worried he'll be unhappy? I'm your boss's boss!"

The buck-toothed boy walked over at some point, his eyes looking aggrieved.

"Big brother! He's Seiya, so who am I?"

Wang Taiyi glanced at the buck-toothed boy, touched his chin, and thought for a moment.

"It's time to promote you!"

Mrs. Wang put one hand on the buck-toothed boy's shoulder and looked him up and down.

"Yes, it's decided. From now on, you will be my Sagittarius Gold Saint! Young... middle-aged man, ignite your fighting spirit!"

He grinned broadly, showing off his buck teeth. So he got a promotion? Sagittarius? Definitely a Sagittarius, who can be as good at shooting arrows as me?

"Thank you, brother."

"Okay, you're welcome. I'll give you some little wings next time."

The plane arrived beside Wang Taiyi and looked at him without saying a word.

"Don't worry, your brother will never forget you."

He then looked at the plane.

"Alright, as one of only two Gold Saints who possess weapons, and one who is fully equipped with weapons, Libra is a perfect match for you. From now on, you will be the Libra Gold Saint!"

The plane nodded.

"Thank you, brother."

"Ah."

Wang Taiyi looked at his other underlings and said.

"Don't be discouraged, everyone! As long as you work hard, you could be the next Gold Saint!"

Gong Wei watched the group of people from a distance.

Old Wang, with his mustache, was spouting grand pronouncements to his men. The armed men on the ship, lying haphazardly around him, some dead and some unconscious, didn't look like good people at all.

"Brother, there seems to be no movement inside."

"it is good!"

Wang Taiyi tossed his grenade-patterned trench coat aside, revealing that he was wearing nothing underneath except a pair of shorts and flip-flops.

Wang Taiyi puts on the Poseidon mask.

"Saints, attack!"

Gong Wei also took out a small yellow duck mask, hesitated for a long time, and then put it on. This was on the condition that Lao Wang agreed not to notify the police to help him.

As for why it doesn't match the style of the other Saint Seiya characters, Wang Taiyi explained that it's a mask of the Scorpius Saint Seiya.

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"Hahaha!"

Looking at the bruised and battered tycoons, Li Nan laughed triumphantly. Normally, any one of them would be someone she would fawn over, but now, these big shots were all groveling at her feet.

"Ladies and gentlemen! Let's begin the exciting second auction, starting with Mr. Huo."

Two armed men lifted Huo Jingliang, who had a bruised and swollen nose and a half-eaten cigar still in his mouth.

"I wonder how much Mr. Huo is willing to pay for his life!"

Huo Jingliang's eyes were swollen like steamed buns as he weakly spoke.

"You... name your price, I won't haggle, as long as you can spare my life afterwards."

Li Nan smiled but did not make any promises.

"How about 5 million?"

Just as Huo Jingliang was about to nod, a loud bang came from the doorway.

A figure stood at the doorway with his back to the sunlight.

"I'll give you 1 billion!"

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Chapter 169 The Lottery Results Are Here!

The scene was quiet.

Li Nan was still wondering where this competitor came from, whether they were trying to rip him off, and what price they were offering.

"on!"

Li Nan waved his hand, signaling his men to capture the guy first.

A dozen or so henchmen rushed over, wielding sticks.

Wang Taiyi glanced at the group and thought Li Nan was crazy. You don't allow others to bring weapons on the ship, and you don't use weapons either. You're just trying to be fair, right?

"Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!"

Several figures darted out from behind Wang Taiyi. It was the musketeer team led by Sagittarius Bucktooth. The group jogged sideways, and with one burst of fire, all of the dozen or so assembly workers were lying down.

"How...how do you guys have guns?"

Li Nan asked, trembling.

"Look at the question you're asking. Shouldn't your first question be who we are and what we want?"

Old Wang stood with his hands on his hips, his legs about a meter apart.

"Since you've asked so sincerely, I'll mercifully tell you!"

"We got these guns from Johnny Wong, the newly emerging arms tycoon in Hong Kong. He has a promotion: one rifle comes with a hundred rounds of ammunition, buy two grenades and get one free, and buy one rocket launcher and get a Simmons mattress free."

"Buy 100,000 and get 1000 points, which can be used as money. Buy 1 million and become a member. Buy 10 million and become a VIP. As a VIP, you can enjoy a 10% discount and a monthly battle royale game where a few people are placed on an island and the VIP chases them with guns, letting customers enjoy the thrill of killing."

Wang Taiyi stroked his chin.

"I have to say, Johnny is quite the businessman."

Li Nan was sweating profusely. "Is this what I asked?"

“Friend… friend, we’re all in the same boat. If you let me go, look at this money.”

Li Nan pointed to the boxes filled with money in the cabin, and then to the wealthy people.

"And this guy is rich. How about we split this deal 50/50?"

"Confused!"

Wang Taiyi said angrily.

"Even if you die, all of this will be mine."

Damn it, this is a vicious beast. If it's worthless, it will definitely be ruthlessly killed. Li Nan quickly thought of a solution.

At this point, Wang Taiyi's men had taken over the scene, and Li Nan's men had been threatened at gunpoint and locked in a room.

Gong Wei was holding a booklet and comparing the artifacts one by one.

Compared to sticks, guns were clearly more intimidating; the wealthy men lying on the ground didn't dare to move as the Saint Seiya warriors carried away all their money.

Suddenly, Huo Jingliang pounced on Wang Taiyi's feet and hugged Wang Taiyi's calves tightly with both hands.

"Hero! Please save me. I'll pay any price to let you leave safely. I'm Huo Jingliang, and I'm not short of money."

Is this Huo Jingliang? Who did he get those eyes done? It's so artistic, he looks like Ultraman Tiga.

He waved to stop the plane that was about to smash Huo Jingliang's head with a hammer.

"Are you Huo Jingliang?"

Wang Taiyi lowered his voice, afraid that Lao Huo would hear him. In fact, there was no need to worry about this at all. Huo Jingliang's ears were still ringing from being beaten earlier, and he couldn't hear him even if he spoke softly.

"Yes, I am Huo Jingliang."

"My apologies, I am Poseidon."

Wang Taiyi touched the mask on his face.

"Of course I will fulfill Mr. Huo's request, but the boat ticket is a bit pricey..."

"No problem! Any amount is fine!"

Huo Jingliang just wanted to leave this awful place immediately.

Wang Taiyi then addressed the group of wealthy individuals:

"Anyone else want to hitch a ride?"

Soon, the wealthy people all raised their hands to buy tickets and board the ship. As for the cash they brought, no one dared to ask for it. Did they have a death wish?


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