Hong Kong variety show: Why do you say I'm crazy?

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"You don't need to worry about my brother's affairs. By the way, how's Ding Xie? I'll give you some good food and drink for a couple of days to recover. I need him for my new film."

"Ting Hai? What can that idiot do?"

Wang Jing looked down on Ding Xie, thinking that Ding Xie was ungrateful. He originally wanted Ding Xie to participate in his new film to create a gimmick of "five perverts in one family, four fathers and sons eating shit". However, Ding Xie actually wanted to bite his tongue and commit suicide rather than act with his son.

Wang Taiyi looked up at the sky.

"Ting Hai, he's a real talent."

"Talent? Him? Damn."

Wang Taiyi looked at Wang Jing seriously and said:

"Don't look down on him. Let me ask you this: if he jumped off a building, would you jump off one?"

"No, why would I jump off a building for no reason?"

"His forehead got squeezed by a car, did you get squeezed by one?"

"No."

"He almost died, but have you ever died?"

"No."

"He was raped while in prison, have you ever been raped?"

"No, no."

"His son has eaten all kinds of feces, have you ever eaten any?"

"I don't have a son."

"He can drift on a tractor, can you?"

"Tractor?"

"He has done many things that normal humans have never done, and that is his greatest talent."

Wang Jing frowned and said:

"Brother, isn't this just a lunatic?"

"correct."

Wang Taiyi shrugged.

"It's great to be mentally ill. You can do whatever you want, and killing a mentally ill person isn't illegal. Isn't that great?"

Wang Jing asked in confusion:

"Brother, you've got it backwards. It's that mentally ill people can kill without being punished."

"impossible."

Wang Taiyi said with certainty:

"That means neither of them is illegal. Don't believe me? Go to the basement and stab Ding Hai to death and see if that's illegal."

......

Chapter 152 Preparing for the Film

Regarding the casting, Lao Wang has his own plans. All that's needed for "Ultimate Fighter" is a well-built and capable male lead and other supporting characters who are tough and resilient.

These supporting roles are easy to find; there are plenty in prisons and gangs. It's just that male leads are harder to find. Although actors of this era are good at fighting and are capable of fighting, there aren't many with explosive muscles that make women feel like hormones are gushing out of their nostrils.

Wang Taiyi shook his head as he looked at the stack of actor profiles, and trembled as he looked at the rookie director Ye Weixin sitting opposite him.

This is a big shot's big shot! Big shot Wang Jing previously instructed that he must have something from a big shot, otherwise the big shot would let him participate in the third part of "Centipede" as the fourth male lead.

"Boss... are you not satisfied with these actors?" Ye Weixin asked cautiously.

Wang Taiyi tapped the table with a stack of documents in his hand.

"Shin-jai, did I say that the male lead in this movie has to be tall, strong, and muscular, and handsome? The kind who looks slim in clothes but has muscles when he takes his pants off!"

"Take...take off your pants?"

Wang Tai threw the documents on the table and tapped them with her hand.

"Andy Lau, Tony Leung, and Leslie Cheung aren't exactly muscular, okay, I won't say anything about that, at least they are handsome. But what's up with Ho Ka-kui and Wong Kwong-leung?"

Ye Weixin explained.

"I'm sorry, boss, it was my mistake. I brought the supporting actors' information with me. It was my fault..."

"stop!"

Wang Taiyi grabbed a document.

"Didn't I say that supporting roles should also be taken seriously? What's the deal with this Eight-Taels-of-Gold?"

The document shows a photo of an ugly man with a watermelon-shaped haircut, grinning broadly with his big teeth.

"This is a tough, action-packed, testosterone-fueled movie. Which of these words does this person fit with?"

Ye Weixin whispered:

"Boss, I think lewd actions count as actions too. I think it's appropriate to include some comedic elements in the movie."

Old Wang shook his head.

"I don't care what you think, I care what I think. In short, all the characters should be either handsome, fierce, or ruthless. I want men to want to work out and fight after watching this movie, and women to use this movie to enhance their crafting."

"Crash...!"

A commotion came from the balcony.

Wang Taiyi, inside the room, ignored him and addressed the distracted Ye Wei:

"Xinzi, I'm talking to you, can't you hear me!"

"I understand, boss. I won't make that kind of silly mistake again. Everything will be based on your ideas."

Mrs. Wang nodded slightly.

"Good, right attitude. Xinzai, keep up the good work. If this movie turns out well, I'll give you funding next time so you can make whatever you want."

"thank you boss."

Ye Weixin rubbed his hands together excitedly; he had been waiting for these words.

Suddenly remembering something, Ye Weixin said.

"By the way, boss, the Tang Group has recently ventured into the film and television industry. They're also making a new movie, and it's causing quite a stir. At the press conference for the new movie, they said their new movie is called 'Extreme Fighter,' which seems to be aimed at us."

"The Tang Group?"

"Yes, it's the group owned by Wang Baiwan's wife."

Damn, it's Tang Judy! That bitch is definitely after me. She's got nothing better to do.

"Alright, you don't need to worry about them. I have my own way of handling things. Just focus on making your movie."

"..."

"Huh? Xinzi?"

Old Wang looked up and saw Ye Weixin's trembling hand pointing towards the balcony.

"Boss... what is that... what is that thing?"

Following Ye Weixin's gaze, one could see an animal brutally beating a humanoid figure on the rooftop arena.

"Alright, stop making such a fuss. That's my pet. Go to work."

After dismissing Ye Weixin, Wang Taiyi walked towards the arena.

"On the ring, a kangaroo pinned Ding Xie to the corner, its two thin arms pressing down on Ding Xie's head, its tail supporting its weight, and its two muscular legs kicking Ding Xie's stomach violently."

"Ah! Ah!"

Ding Xie screamed in agony.

This kangaroo was one of the two that the plane "borrowed" from the zoo. The original plan was to return these two wicked creatures, but this one refused to leave and even shed tears.

Seeing this, Zhu Wanfang tearfully begged Lao Wang to keep the poor little animal, and even dragged "Head Horse" Fang Min into the plea.

Zhu Wanfang is an animal lover. She would cry for half a day if her father killed a pig. I heard that she also joined some animal protection organization, and her father was on the organization's blacklist.

Wang Taiyi couldn't help but think this thing looked sinister, but how could the boss not fulfill his little brother's request? He was a good boss, but Old Wang stipulated that Zhu Wanfang had to take care of this kangaroo herself.

Zhu Wanfang even gave the kangaroo a name: King Kong.

Wang Taiyi felt that Zhu Wanfang wanted to pursue a career in beast taming.

Oh well, I'll just treat it like raising a dog.

As for the zoo, Old Wang donated 50 yuan, and they immediately sold the kangaroo—no, they rented it.

"King Kong, stop!"

This kangaroo is quite intelligent; it's afraid of Lao Wang because Lao Wang really punishes it and doesn't tolerate its bad behavior at all.


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