Hong Kong variety show: Why do you say I'm crazy?

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"If you have something to say, say it, and if you have something to say, let it go!"

"..."

"Brother Tai, about the barbarians..."

Wang Taiyi felt a little embarrassed when he heard the dinosaur mention this. He couldn't possibly explain how he had turned Toastmasters into that state, but Old Wang was thick-skinned.

"Shengfan, well, I originally thought he was a promising talent and wanted to pass on a set of divine skills to him, but who knew he would go mad from practicing qi. It's not my fault, it's because he lacks talent. I was just trying to be helpful."

The dinosaur stared straight at Wang Taiyi. "Brother, do you think I'm that stupid?"

"Brother Tai, stop fooling around. What kind of martial arts do you need to practice by fighting kangaroos?"

Wang Taiyi took a drag of his cigarette.

"You wouldn't understand, would you? This is called Xingyi Quan (形意拳). Have you heard of Xingyi Twelve Forms? It's a traditional Chinese martial art, like Monkey Fist, Tiger Fist, Snake Fist, and so on. Now everything is in line with the world. I created a new Xingyi Quan. Kangaroo Fist is one of the forms. There are also Koala Fist, Lizard Fist, Alpaca Fist, and so on. You wouldn't understand even if I explained it to you."

“Brother Tai, the savage told me that you abused him. You not only beat him, but also tortured him with kangaroos and even found an evil fat man to electrocute him.”

Huh? Old Wang was taken aback.

"Didn't the savages turn into idiots?"

The dinosaur sighed.

"He only has a concussion, he's not an idiot, he's still in the hospital."

"A concussion! I thought he was in Qingshan Mental Hospital."

He glanced at the dinosaur, whose face looked unwell.

"Fine, things have come to this, what do you want? He's not dead."

"Boss, I don't know how to explain this to my men. Everyone knows you took down my henchman. Can you teach me what to do?"

What could the dinosaur do? The head horse was beaten to a pulp, and he couldn't seek revenge on Wang Taiyi. Putting aside whether he could even beat him, Wang Taiyi had just paid him to settle his debts. Actually, that wasn't the main problem. The main issue was that the savage had a terrible father who complained to the dinosaur every day.

Wang Taiyi curled his lip in disdain.

"Dinosaur, I can read faces. That bastard has a rebellious streak and will betray you sooner or later. It's a good opportunity for you to find a new leader."

Wang Taiyi turned around and looked at the young man in the driver's seat.

"Hey! What's your name?"

The younger brother said respectfully:

"Hello, Brother Donghuang. My name is A Lang. My nickname is Kang Lang because I can take a beating."

Mrs. Wang clapped her hands one by one.

"Dinosaur, look, this little brother is more suitable to be your leader. Just look at the name, it matches you perfectly. Dinosaur fighting wolves! How rhyming!"

"As for your savage father... why don't you let me handle him?"

......

Chapter 145 Han Bin Asks for a Car

The dinosaur shook his head. It seemed that Wang Taiyi couldn't solve this problem, but that wasn't why he had sought out Wang Taiyi.

"By the way, Brother Tai, you asked me to take my older brother's car out for a couple of days. Shouldn't I return it now? He's back."

Wang Taiyi whistled and looked up at the sky.

"What car?"

The dinosaurs panicked.

"Brother Tai, don't do this, this is no joke."

Wang Taiyi shrugged. He actually liked the car quite a bit and even had it repainted. Anyway, he wasn't planning on returning it.

"Alright, if you don't tell me and I don't tell you, how will anyone know the car is here? If they ask you, just say it was stolen. There are so many cunning thieves in Hong Kong these days. Just a few days ago, a group of thieves stayed in someone's mansion for several days. If that thief hadn't defecated on their bed, they wouldn't have known there had been any thieves in their house. They would have just said it was stolen."

The dinosaur was in a bit of a dilemma.

"Will this... work?"

"so."

Wang Taiyi took out a check and swiped it a few times.

"Here's two million. If you get caught, consider this money as money to buy a car. If you don't get caught, consider this money as your New Year's money."

Dinosaur was overjoyed; this was practically free money! He didn't even know the exact price of the car.

"Brother Tai is right, it must be a thief. Thieves these days are really clever."

......

Han Bin stood in the garage of the villa he hadn't been back to for several days, watching the empty cars drive out. He had been standing there for five minutes, holding a bucket of water in his left hand and a towel in his right.

Where's my car? Where's my Rolls-Royce? Where's my custom-made lychee red Rolls-Royce?

"Maria!!"

Han Bin shouted, and a dark-skinned, plump, frivolous maid ran out of the villa.

"Where's my car?"

Maria stammered in Cantonese;

"Didn't the second master drive it away?"

Dinosaur? What's this guy doing driving my car? Doesn't he know this car is the one I was going to give to Thirteen Sister?

Han Bin picked up the phone and made the call.

"Hey! Dinosaur, where did you drive my car?"

"Hmm? What car?"

"Don't play dumb with me. Maria told me everything. You drove my car away. Did you take my car to pick up girls? Don't you know this car has a special meaning? Bring it back right now!"

The dinosaur on the other end of the phone cursed under his breath, "Damn it, I forgot about that fat black guy while I was driving."

"Hey, bro, I only drove it around once that day and then returned it. The car's gone? Damn! Was it stolen? There are some really dangerous thieves in Hong Kong lately, it must be them! Damn it! They dared to steal my brother's car, I'll get some people to dig them out right now!"

Han Bin was stunned when he heard the dinosaur's furious roar. Had his car really been stolen? Are thieves these days really that skilled?

wrong!

Han Bin remembered the Rolls-Royce that Wang Taiyi drove that day. It was exactly the same as the one he had ordered, except for the color. Even the wheels were the same as the ones he had specially ordered. Thinking about Lao Wang's previous achievements, the case was solved!

First it was lighters and watches, then furniture, now it's cars, and next, will it be houses? Damn, Han Bin felt like he might end up having everything stolen by Lao Wang.

I can't stand it anymore, I really can't stand it at all, I'm going to beat him up!

Han Bin waved.

"Billy!"

Billy, Hanbin's ace horse, came over.

"Brother, what's the matter?"

Han Bin threw the towel on the ground.

"Call for help!"

"Big brother, who are you going to take care of?"

"Whom? Heh, I want to fuck Grandma!"

"what?"

......

At the Golden Night Building, Han Bin led a group of his underlings straight to the top floor.

Old Wang was lying on the massage bed reading Jiang Tianyang's script, while Fang Min was massaging his back.

"Fang Min, put in some effort, it's tough on me."

"Oh~"

When Wang Taiyi saw Han Bin storming in aggressively, he looked up.

"Brother Bin, what brings you here? Oh~ I know, you're trying to pull some strings to get a role in the movie, right? Don't worry, with our brotherly relationship, do you really need to make the trip yourself? Just a word is enough. Tsk... and you even brought some extras."

Han Bin glared at Wang Taiyi.

"Don't give me that. Give me back the car! Do you know that car was a love token I was going to give to Thirteen Sister?"

"what?"

Wang Taiyi gestured for Fang Min to come down, then put on a bathrobe and sat down on the sofa.

"Brother Bin, what are you saying? Come, sit down and talk slowly."

Han Bin plopped down next to Wang Taiyi.

"Don't play dumb with me. You stole my car. I'm telling you, if you don't return it to me today, I'll smash this whole place up."