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"That's an exaggeration, there's no way it weighs two or three pounds."
"Tch, you're really ignorant. If it's not available in China, it's available abroad too. African tribes even wear it around their waist as a belt. Seriously, are you even listening to me? What's the point of worrying about this pound or two?"
"Listen, I'm listening."
Tong Keren blushed furiously. Use it as a belt? Is that even human?
At this point, Judy Tom became very talkative.
"Also, isn't he from a triad, or some kind of thug from Hung Hing? My men have a few projects that involve using people from Tung Sing, Hung Hing's rival, to acquire land. I'll give the order to Tung Sing's leader, Mule, to cause trouble for that guy..."
"Sister Judy."
"what happened again?"
Tang Judy was a little unhappy. It was only because she was Tong Keren that she interrupted her; if it were anyone else, they would have dealt with her long ago.
Tong Keren whispered:
"The head of Dongxing is called Camel, not Mule, and this Camel has already passed away."
"I don't care what kind of odd-toed ungulate it is, eh? Dead?"
Why would someone like Tom Judy care about the affairs of ordinary people?
“It doesn’t matter if they die, just find that leader of Hung Hing, what’s his name, Tian Tian Sheng, and throw money at them to make them fight like dogs.”
"His name was Jiang Tiansheng, and this Jiang Tiansheng has also passed away."
Tang Judy asked curiously:
"They died too? What's going on? A mass suicide? Wait, how do you know about this, Ke Ren?"
Tong Keren was a little embarrassed.
"I was watching TV at home when I was bored the other day, and I happened to see a live broadcast of Hung Hing's Chiang Tin-sang's funeral. It was quite interesting."
"A funeral livestream show? Who planned that? They must be a genius to pull this off."
"It seems that Wang Taiyi was behind it."
"........"
"Damn, he's really not human. He can turn a proper funeral into a show. Is that something a human could do?"
Even after returning home, Tang Judy was still thinking about how to deal with Wang Taiyi, and her usual sadness at Wang Baiwan's absence was lessened.
......
At 9:30 a.m., Wang Taiyi got up very early, which was unusual for him.
Standing on the balcony, gazing at the sea view, mansions, beautiful women, wealth—is this what ordinary daily life is all about?
"Ah~~~"
Old Wang was inspired to write a poem in this moment.
"Ah... I peed on the balcony, and it wasn't a puddle but a line! Just like your curves."
"Okay! Clap! Clap! Clap!..."
The elusive Toilet appeared behind Wang Taiyi, clapping and staring intently at Wang's muscular upper body.
"What a wonderful poem, sir! It has a postmodern style. You are truly talented."
"Hmph! And you said it yourself, that all of Southeast Asia knows it."
Old Wang is starting to get used to the toilet appearing in the blink of an eye.
"You're great, sir! Can you sing one more song?"
Old Wang has always been generous to his fans who admire him.
"Okay, I'll grant your request."
Old Wang spun around 360 degrees, looked at the surrounding scenery, and when he saw the room, his eyes lit up.
"Have it!"
"Ah~~ You're watching porn on the ship, and the people making porn are watching you from below."
"Slap! Slap! Slap!..."
The toilet staff applauded wildly.
"Incredible, absolutely incredible, sir! Just a few words and you've conjured up a scene from a blockbuster movie in my mind: extravagance, adultery, counter-adultery, inhumanity..."
There aren't that many plot points; your brain is full of garbage.
Wang Taiyi patted the toilet on the shoulder.
"It has to be you, Toilet Boy, you have real talent!..."
"Sizzle...!!"
Wang Taiyi suddenly felt a huge force pushing him from behind, shoving him from the balcony into the room. As for the toilet, it suddenly appeared.
Old Wang felt as if the sky had burst open, with a large stream of water pouring into the room from the balcony door, like a waterfall.
Having taken precautions, Wang Taiyi got up, assumed a horse stance, and took a shower, though the water was a bit cold.
The waterfall cascaded for a full five minutes before stopping.
Wang Taiyi, wearing his wet shorts, walked to the balcony and looked down.
Wow, there were five fire trucks parked in the front yard of the villa.
The stunningly beautiful woman with long, wavy hair, wearing a red dress, sunglasses, and a fox fur shawl draped over her shoulders—who else could it be but Judy Tom?
"Hahaha."
Tom Judy covered her mouth with a small fan and burst into laughter.
"Hello, my neighbor, nice to meet you in the future..."
Wang Taiyi leaned against the railing, looking like an ancient Greek sculpture in the sunlight, which made Tang Judy momentarily dazed.
This woman is quite eccentric, and Old Wang likes her.
......
Chapter 130 ATV
Tang Judy overestimated Old Wang's bottom line.
When Wang Taiyi, wearing only his underwear, jumped off the second-floor balcony, carrying Tang Judy around the yard twice in his human bomb car, the firefighters and Tang Judy's bodyguards were all stunned.
What a bizarre existence this is!
The bodyguards had their guns drawn, but fearing that the two people rolling around like fried rice might accidentally hurt each other, they didn't dare to fire.
After rolling twice, Tommy Judy couldn't stand up this time and lay on the ground retching.
Wang Taiyi put his hands on his hips.
"You're no good either, you're bad, so you need to practice more!"
"What the hell are you training? Rolling around like that?" Judy Tang didn't even have the strength to speak.
Wang Taiyi turned back towards the villa, his clothes still damp, his underwear looking like it was about to fall down.
He appeared calm on the surface but was actually a little nervous inside, especially since he wasn't wearing his ID.
After a long while, Tommy Judy finally got up and gave orders to the bodyguards in a fierce manner.
"Go in and beat him up!"
One of the team leaders' bodyguards leaned over and whispered.
"Miss Tang, how about we create some kind of accident to...?"
Tang Judy glared at the other person.
"Don't you understand what I'm saying? I want you to beat him up, just don't kill him."
"Yes."
Tang Judy still has some principles; after all, he's her best friend's man—would she really kill him?
Tom Judy thought as she watched the bodyguards rush into the villa.
That damn thing is using this trick again. When the bodyguards drag him out like a dead dog, I'm going to stomp on his face!
Seeing that the fox fur coat on her shoulder had been crushed into a dog's head, Tom Judy grabbed it, threw it to the ground, and stomped on it a few times, as if she mistook it for Old Wang.
In less than a minute, several bodyguards flew out of the villa's entrance.
Wearing a coat, Wang Taiyi leaned against the door with his arms crossed, watching Tang Judy.
"I said, you're supposed to be a rich woman, and I heard you're quite wealthy. Are you really that free? You're either playing mahjong or hitting me. I just want to ask, I see on TV that rich people are always busy and their daily routines are more regular than those in prison. Is that really true, or are you just not rich enough?"
Tommy's chest heaved violently; she had failed again.
"First of all! I'm not a rich woman, I'm a tycoon, a billionaire. Secondly! Why should I answer your question?"