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"Master says women are tigers, but why is Senior Brother so eager to please them?" Xiao Long asked, puzzled.
"The eldest brother is like a lapdog."
"You brat, you're the dog!"
Uncle Da, upon hearing Xiao Long's words, gave him a sharp rap on the head and defended himself:
"Nothing ventured, nothing gained. You're too young to understand!"
"What do you mean?" Xiaolong was a little confused and looked at the arrogant Wen.
The arrogant Wen chuckled, knowing a lot, and told Xiaolong directly:
"It's very simple. Senior Brother wants to pursue Little Red Girl, date her, and get married."
“But the rules don’t allow it.” Xiao Long was naive and worried about Uncle Da. “If Master finds out, Senior Brother will be punished.”
"There's nothing you can do, that's just how love is, it makes people lose their heads and their reason." The arrogant Wen, as if he were a love guru, was explaining to Xiaolong what love is.
The two six-year-olds were discussing topics clearly beyond their age.
……
In the following days,
Uncle Da would fawn over Xiao Hong every day.
first day,
Uncle Da brought breakfast and also picked a bouquet of flowers, which he hid behind his back.
"Xiao Hong, dinner's ready."
Uncle Da placed the lunchbox on the table, feeling a little shy. It was the first time he had ever given flowers to a woman, and he was very nervous!
While Xiaohong was wiping the table,
Uncle Da suddenly threw the flowers over, not knowing what to say, and to avoid embarrassment, he ran away.
He looks like an innocent young boy!
Xiao Hong picked up the flowers and smelled them. Through the window, she saw Long Yan practicing his martial arts in the training ground.
The feeling of being smitten!
Xiao Hong harbored evil intentions and wanted to lure Long Yan.
An eighteen-year-old monk who has never seen a woman should be easy to fool, right?
Especially since she herself was disguised as an absolute beauty!
She could easily make him fall at her feet and submit to the demonic cult.
Xiao Hong, feigning nonchalance and concealing the bunch of wildflowers behind her back, walked up to Long Yan.
With her head bowed and head drooping shyly, she looked just like an innocent young girl.
Then she handed out the wildflowers, bit her lip, and said:
"Little master, this is for you!"
Long Yan was a little panicked!
Aunt Xiaohong, what does this have to do with me!
Go and seduce Uncle Da!
If he hadn't known the other person was an imposter, Long Yan would have almost fallen for them.
But the thought that beneath that innocent face lay the face of an older woman gave Long Yan goosebumps all over.
An older woman was professing her love to me?
Holy crap! That's terrifying.
Red Lemon not only brought flowers, but also took out a handkerchief from her bosom to wipe Long Yan's sweat.
The handkerchief smelled wonderful, but Long Yan was panicked!
"Don't come here!"
Long Yan couldn't hold back and punched Red Lemon, causing him to bleed from the nose.
He only used three-tenths of his strength as a warning.
Red Lemon was completely bewildered!
why?
Why did you hit me?
Is it because my looks aren't attractive enough to him?
impossible!
This monk was only eighteen years old, the perfect age for falling in love.
How could I not like beautiful women?
On the contrary, it must have been my appearance that disturbed his Buddhist mind and made him tempted!
After some brainstorming, Red Lemon concluded that she had successfully attracted Long Yan.
at this time,
Uncle Da had actually been secretly following Xiao Hong all along; he was definitely a pervert!
Seeing that Xiao Hong had given the flowers he had given her to Long Yan,
Uncle Da was incredibly jealous.
My jealousy has been completely overwhelmed.
I'm already feeling like I've been dumped before I've even started dating!
"Hmph! I'm not serving you anymore!"
Uncle Da was quite determined; seeing Xiao Hong trying to please Long Yan, he decided to give up and stop pursuing her.
but,
Long Yan punched Xiao Hong, knocking her over and causing her nose to bleed.
Uncle Da's jealousy vanished instantly; I still have a chance!
Really fragrant!
Xiao Hong belongs to me alone!
He immediately ran over, offering words of comfort and wiping away Xiao Hong's nosebleed with utmost care, saying:
"Xiao Hong, you're injured. I apologize on behalf of my junior brother. He was too careless."
She even offered an apology on behalf of Long Yan.
Long Yan didn't know what to say, he just wanted to advise Uncle Da not to be so sycophantic!
"No! It's not Master's fault, it's all my fault." Red Lemon didn't blame Long Yan at all, but blamed herself instead.
"It was I who disturbed the young master's practice and made him too nervous. The young master was already very gentle."
Hearing this, Long Yan felt a little embarrassed.
Well, so you're a sycophant too!
"Next time Junior Brother Long Yan practices martial arts, you must not get close, otherwise you may easily get accidentally injured, which will make me worry."
Uncle Da, supporting Xiao Hong, continued spouting his lewd remarks.
"Come on, let me put an ice pack on you so the bleeding will stop faster."
As she spoke, her eyes were still flashing a seductive look.
"vomit--"
Xiao Hong vomited for a while, and anyone who didn't know better would have thought it was morning sickness.
……
Xiaolong and Xiaowen were discussing something on the side, like a small theater.
"Xiaowen, did you understand?" Xiaolong asked, scratching his head, completely bewildered.
With a smug, Casanova-like air, Wen replied:
"It's very simple. Senior Brother is pursuing Little Red, and Little Red is pursuing Senior Brother Longyan. It's just a love triangle like in an idol drama."
Xiao Long seemed to understand, but still had some questions:
"Why did Senior Brother Long Yan hit Little Red Girl?"
Xiaowen sighed and said:
"Senior Brother Longyan's level of romance is terrifying. He's unmoved even when faced with a beauty like Xiaohong. I hope Sister Xian'er will succeed in the future!"
……
Thanks to "红尘一笑又奈何" for the update request.
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025 Uncle Da confesses his feelings, a late-night rendezvous? He's fallen for the trap!
On the second day of Red Lemon's stay
Singing could be heard from the Wulong Temple.
Uncle Da, holding a guitar, stood at the door of the woodshed and began his pursuit of Xiao Hong.
Past events have faded like smoke.
They vanished from each other's sight.
Even after saying goodbye,
I couldn't see any sadness in you.