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"It stinks at least a hundred times worse than my senior brother's fart!"
This is the result obtained by comparing Xiaolong.
"I should have known better than to teach Xiaowen the Heavenly Gang Qi Gong last night. We've really shot ourselves in the foot."
Uncle Da was starting to regret it; Xiao Wen didn't learn anything good, but instead insisted on learning to fart!
"Senior Brother, I think Xiao Wen has truly inherited your teachings and can help you pass on the Heavenly Gang Qi Gong."
Long Yan joked around, watching the show with amusement.
Anyway, he has a 100% chance of avoiding farts.
"That makes sense. Xiao Wen's farting skills are absolutely the best in the world." Uncle Da recalled that smell.
Ugh—I threw up everything I just ate.
"Everyone has their own unique talents, and it turns out that Xiaowen's greatest strength is farting."
Master Changmei, as Xiaowen's mentor, had been searching for Xiaowen's strengths.
He's finally found it.
If it can be developed and popularized, it could be considered a unique hidden weapon!
"Master, Senior Brother, come back to your room and have dinner."
Xiaowen was alone in the room and couldn't smell the stench.
"Never mind, Master, I have no appetite." Master Long Eyebrows had lost his appetite due to the stench.
"You stinky Wen, you're not allowed to fart at the dinner table anymore!" the senior brother shouted at Xiao Wen.
Xiao Wenle's cheerful laughter came from inside the house, creating a joyful atmosphere.
……
What are we doing this afternoon?
Abbot Longbrow hadn't eaten a good lunch and was feeling a bit gloomy, so he wanted to relax.
Normally speaking,
We should urge the monks to practice martial arts.
But if you practice martial arts every day, you need some entertainment, otherwise you'll get really bored.
"I've got it! Let's watch TV!"
The abbot with long eyebrows beamed with joy.
There is a black and white television set in Oolong Courtyard.
Although the signal wasn't great, it was already a very trendy entertainment tool in this day and age.
You can watch movies, news, TV series...
Master Long Eyebrows also often watches these to relieve boredom.
"Long Yan, you've worked hard these past two days. Come with your master to watch some TV."
Master Long Eyebrows is going to take Long Yan with him.
On the one hand, it was indeed to allow Long Yan to relax after practicing martial arts.
But there's an even more important reason!
Master Long Eyebrows won't change the channel!
He didn't know how to operate the black and white television!
As a 90-year-old, I honestly can't figure out how to use a technological product like a television.
Even if Long Yan taught him a hundred times, Master Long Eyebrows still couldn't get it!
There's nothing I can do, I learn it and then forget it!
So every time he watches TV, he has to bring Long Yan along so that Long Yan can help him change the channel.
Not to mention Master Long Eyebrow, even Uncle Da is not very good at operating a TV.
All the monks in the Wulong Temple knew absolutely nothing about television sets.
The most proficient person is Long Yan!
Master Changmei had always found it strange that Long Yan was someone he had adopted and raised since childhood, who had never attended school and had little exposure to the outside world's technology and society.
But Long Yan was incredibly familiar with television sets, as if he was born knowing how to use them.
Perhaps, Long Yan is an all-around genius!
"Master, I'll go take a look too. It's not time to practice yet."
Uncle Da, shameless as ever, also wanted to watch TV.
Because there are beautiful women on TV!
"Then come along, it'll be more fun with more people," the long-browed abbot agreed.
Watching TV alone is a completely different experience from watching TV with a group of people.
Because you can discuss it with others!
Xiaowen and Xiaolong followed.
Xiao Wen, in particular, would always follow along if he could slack off.
Moreover, Xiaowen is quite familiar with televisions!
Before becoming a monk, he watched a lot of television at home.
Arriving at the meditation room,
Long Yan turned on the television by flipping a knob.
Black and white televisions do not come with a remote control.
All operations are controlled by the knobs located below the television.
Zila Zila...
The TV screen is filled with static; the signal is weak.
Long Yan rearranged the antenna on the TV, and the picture gradually became clear.
Then, I switched to a news channel.
This is Long Yan's favorite content.
Because you can learn more about the world through the news!
The most frequently appearing term in the news is "reform and opening up".
The most frequently appearing place name is Xiangjiang (Fragrant River), and the small fishing village next to Xiangjiang.
Long Yan had even imagined that...
If one day he were to leave the monastery and return to secular life, the best option would be to start a business in a small fishing village!
but,
Long Yan prefers martial arts to starting a business!
Health is the foundation of everything!
No amount of money can compare to mastering unparalleled martial arts!
"Senior Brother Long Yan, why do you know so much about televisions?"
Xiaowen wasn't interested in the news, so she started talking non-stop.
"Let me put it this way, I've watched more TV shows than you've eaten salt," Long Yan replied casually with a smile.
"That can't be right," Xiao Wen said in disbelief. "Senior brother, you practice martial arts every day, how could you have time to watch TV?"
"Junior brother, that's not fair of you!" Uncle Da looked over and teased, "You actually watched TV behind my back without even letting me join you."
Abbot Longbrow was also somewhat suspicious. Could it be that Long Yan was really secretly watching TV?
However, everyone could see that Long Yan practiced his skills diligently every day, so he didn't have time to watch TV.
Moreover, there's only one television set in Wulongyuan, and it's a precious treasure, so there's absolutely no possibility of peeping at it.
As soon as the television is turned on, it attracts a large group of martial monks.
at this time,
The monks arrived one after another!
In the 80s, television was a deadly temptation.
The abbot with long eyebrows didn't drive them away; it was good to let everyone have some fun and enrich the lives of the warrior monks.
The news ended quickly.
"Long Yan, which channel has pretty girls?"
While changing channels, Uncle Da quietly asked Long Yan, hinting that he should switch to a channel where he could see beautiful women.
If you want to see beautiful women, you usually see them in movies.
So, Long Yan manipulated the knob to change the TV channel, searching for a channel that was playing a movie.
We found it quickly!
A Chinese Ghost Story
Now playing!
This is a very popular movie!
Although I've watched the martial arts monks of Oolong Temple several times, I still never get tired of it.
"Look at this!"
Uncle Da got excited because there was an absolutely stunning beauty on the TV screen!
"Wang Xian'er's portrayal of Nie Xiaoqian is my dream goddess!"