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"Damn it, it's that world I can't touch again!"
"Hahaha!"
The program that Abyssal Yamato is going to participate in is a very famous online variety show. However, Abyssal Yamato is not appearing as a guest. She is only invited individually as a member of the Kantai Collection, and will sing a song during the intermission of the online variety show and give a brief interview to the host.
The ship girl group in the newbie naval base works like this: in addition to accepting work as a team, each member of the group also operates to a certain extent as a solo artist, receiving all sorts of job offers from all over the world. These job offers are all reviewed and approved by the female manager.
Fukami Yamato smiled happily as her female manager pushed her all the way to the preparation room behind the stage.
When the two arrived backstage, pleasant music was already playing in front of the stage.
The backstage staff were frantic, like ants on a hot plate, because they couldn't find her. But when they saw Yamato Fukami and her female agent walk in, grateful smiles finally appeared on their faces, and they rushed over to her.
"Oh my! Miss Yamato, you've finally appeared! I was so worried!"
"Quick, quick, quick! The emcee has already started announcing the program on stage! The sound engineer is also starting the intro. Ms. Yamato, get ready, we're going on stage!"
"Miss Yamato, hurry!"
Many staff members quickly helped Yamato Fukami onto the stage.
Under the watchful eyes of the crowd, Yamato Fukami, holding the microphone handed to her by a staff member, smiled brightly at everyone present. Confidently, she walked towards the stage and disappeared behind the door.
Followed by.
"Welcome Yamato from the Kantai Collection to our solo single 'Above the Blue'! Let's give her a warm welcome!!!"
"Oh oh oh oh oh"
"I've been a die-hard fan of Yamato-san since I was born!"
"..."
Hurricane-like applause echoed from the front of the stage backstage.
A loud cheer erupted from the audience in front of the stage.
Hearing the music playing from the other end of the stage, the female agent finally felt relieved. She wiped the sweat from her forehead and, her legs weak, climbed onto a chair to the side.
The staff members nearby gathered around, offering her bottled water, towels, and other items, and cast very sympathetic glances at the female agent.
"Sister Miao, how are you feeling?" a staff member asked the female agent.
"It's alright... I almost missed the filming. It's much better than the past few days." The female manager gulped down several mouthfuls of mineral water, wiped her mouth, and instructed the staff, "This time, Ms. Yamato left without permission because she discovered that the logistics department had taken too few props. Although it was wrong of us to leave without permission, you should also pay more attention to replenishing the props in the future."
"Huh? What? We're missing props?" The staff member was stunned for a moment. He looked at the number tags in the female manager's arms, quickly turned around to check the number of props with the person next to him, and then turned back with an embarrassed look, apologizing to the female manager, "I'm so sorry... This was our negligence... Luckily you found out early, otherwise it would have been terrible if the guests found out there were no props during the event..."
"My God..." The female agent covered her forehead, not knowing what to say for a moment.
The female agent rested in the chair for about ten minutes.
As the music on stage stopped, Amidst cheers, Yamato bid a satisfied farewell to the audience and hosts and returned backstage.
"Manager, I'm back!" As soon as Fukami Yamato returned backstage, he excitedly ran to his female manager and asked energetically, "Where are we going next?"
“Miss Yamato, you have so much energy… It’s Sunday today…” The female manager gave Yamato a wry smile, then pulled out a small notebook from her clothes, flipped through it, and said, “Hmm… Today’s schedule is over, Miss Yamato, you can rest now.”
"Huh? They're already resting before noon?"
"Yes, our original plan was to perform at Ms. Luming's company, and have Ms. Yamato sing a song. However, when we left this morning, the company sent a notice saying that the schedule was canceled." The female manager breathed a deep sigh of relief as she said this. "Thanks to them, we can finally rest for a day."
"Is it Ms. Shikamei's side again..." Fukami Yamato nodded thoughtfully as he listened to the female manager's words.
“It’s always difficult to coordinate schedules between celebrities, and changes are inevitable. Especially for a national-level actress like Ms. Lu Ming.” The female manager struggled to her feet, supporting herself on the chair. She said to Yamato Fukami, “Ms. Yamato, you can go back to the dressing room to rest first. I’ll finish coordinating the schedule for the appearances here and then come find you.”
"Oh! Thank you!" Yamato Fukami nodded cheerfully, patting the female economist on the shoulder. "Thank you so much for your help these past few days!"
The female agent responded with a wry smile.
After bidding farewell to the staff present, Yamato Fukami returned to the studio corridor alone.
In the corridor of the photography studio, the dressing rooms on both sides were tightly closed. Yamato Fukami hummed a tune as he returned to his dressing room.
"Hmph~ Hmph~ It's Sunday today, no work~" Yamato Fukami hummed as he pushed open the dressing room door. "Speaking of which, didn't Musashi say she wanted to eat takoyaki...? I can buy some on my way back—wait, what flavor is that?"
As Yamato Fukami was planning her daily routine, she stepped into the dressing room and suddenly frowned, then smelled a rather strange odor.
It was a very strange smell, a rich floral fragrance mixed with a peculiar, fermented, and rotten odor.
"Huh? It smells so good... Wait! It stinks!" Yamato Akami quickly took a step back, covered his mouth, and looked into the dressing room. "What is that?!"
Yamato looked toward the source of the smell.
In the innermost part of the dressing room sat two women whom Yamato didn't recognize. One had white hair and blue eyes, while the other had black hair and red eyes.
The woman with black hair and red eyes was beautiful. She was holding a handful of stinky fried tofu skewers with a strong odor. The woman with white hair and blue eyes sat quietly next to her, also holding an open can of herring. A strong smell of decay invaded the air in the dressing room like a bomb.
"Holy crap—surströmming!!!" Deep Sea Yamato stared in shock at the two people inside. Familiar with internet culture, she immediately recognized the surströmming. She then quickly approached the dressing room door, raised a trembling finger, and pointed at them, "Who are you?! What are you doing?! This is a public place, you know!"
Canned herring!
This is the most famous smelly food on the internet! It's said to smell hundreds of times stronger than a sewer, and most people will vomit just from opening the lid and smelling it!
If this stuff is splashed on you, the stench will linger for three days and three nights!
Who are these two people?
How did they end up in their own dressing room?
Didn't the security guards stop them?
Just as Yamato Shinkai was staring in shock at the two people in front of him, a familiar voice called out from the side.
"Strictly speaking, the dressing room shouldn't be considered a public place, right, Yamato-neechan?"
"Huh? That voice..." Upon hearing the voice, Yamato Akagi's initial wariness vanished instantly, and she quickly looked to the side.
Xiaobai sat near the door, smiling as he looked at Shenhai Yamato at the entrance.
Seeing that Yamato Akagi was looking at him, Shiro raised his hands and waved at him. His smile became even brighter.
"Yamato-neechan, it's been a week!"
"Hey! Shiro!" Yamato Akagi looked at Shiro with surprise.
"Hehe!" Little White raised his arm high.
"Shiro—!!" Yamato Akagi instantly forgot about everyone else in the room. She rushed forward and scooped Shiro up from the seat. "You're finally back! I missed you so much!!"
Yamato picked up Shiro and kept rubbing his face against Shiro's chest.
"Ah! This warm feeling! Yes, it's Shiro!"
"Yamato-neechan, it tickles!" Shiro couldn't help but laugh at Yamato's actions. She pushed Yamato's chin and said with a smile, "Yamato-neechan, I brought you two friends this time."
"Huh? Who is it?" Deep Sea Yamato kissed Shiro's palm, blinking repeatedly.
"Look." Xiaobai raised her other hand and pointed to Akagi and Kaga on the other side of the dressing room. "Those are the two."
"Hmm?" Yamato looked at Akagi and Kaga with a puzzled expression.
"Well, did you recognize her, Yamato-neechan?"
"...Who are those two?" Yamato Akagi asked, looking puzzled.
Chapter 2406 Yamato and Akagi
Yamato covered his nose and looked at Akagi and Kaga in the corner of the dressing room with disgust, seemingly not recognizing these two "old friends" at all.
"Yamato-neechan, take another look?" Shiro said quickly, pulling on Yamato's hand.
"You want me to look closely, but this is really..." Yamato Akami looked troubled.
"Okay, alright..." Xiaobai realized that her Yamato sister really had no impression of Deep Sea Akagi and Deep Sea Kaga. Since things had come to this, Xiaobai could only sigh. Then she waved to the two Deep Sea Deans in the distance, signaling them to come closer. "Yamato sister, actually, your relationship with them is quite special."
"Huh? Who are they?"
"They are Akagi and Kaga from the Deep Sea," Xiaobai introduced to Yamato from the Deep Sea, adding, "They are also the two Deep Sea Deans who were accidentally spotted by humans and are now causing a stir on the internet."
“Abyssal...Akagi...um...Kaga…” Abyssal Yamato followed Shiro’s gaze to the two Abyssal directors walking towards her. She squinted, scrutinizing their attire and appearance, trying hard to remember. “If you’re talking about ship girls Akagi and Kaga, I do know them…but Abyssal…uh…um…”
Yamato Shinkai racked his brains, trying to find the figures of the two Shinkai Deans in front of him in his memory.
"My lord, please do not refuse Yamato from the Deep Sea." In the end, Akagi from the Deep Sea smiled slightly at Shiro. "I rarely have any contact with Kaga from the Deep Sea or other Deep Sea deans. Even with Yamato from the Deep Sea, I have only met her a few times by chance on the sea. Now that so much time has passed, it is normal for her to forget me."
"Huh? Really? But you remember Akagi from the Deep Sea so clearly..." Shiro looked at Akagi from the Deep Sea curiously.
"As for me... of course, it's because I was deeply impressed by Abyssal Yamato..." Akagi Abyssal said, her crimson eyes gleaming, looking down at the dazed-looking Abyssal Yamato, she murmured meaningfully, "Abyssal Yamato on the surface of the sea back then left a very strong impression on me..."
"Hey, stop trying to get close! I feel like your gaze is really rude." Akagi's brow furrowed quickly as she felt Akagi's gaze. "Is there something you're unhappy with about me?"
"How could that be?" Akagi Fukami smiled and covered her mouth.
"Ah—I've seen that look in your eyes before!!" Yamato Akagi yelled, raising her hand and pointing at Akagi Akagi. "You're clearly underestimating me! My intuition is right—ugh—ugh—ugh—"
As Yamato Shinkai spoke indignantly, Kaga Shinkai suddenly approached, holding an opened can of herring.
The intense stench instantly assaulted Yamato's senses, causing him to turn pale. He stopped mid-sentence and began to gag, covering his mouth.
"Ugh, ugh, ugh—this, this stinks so bad! How can there be something this stinky in the world… ugh—!" Yamato covered her mouth and jumped up from the ground, fleeing from Kaga as if her life depended on it. Gasping for breath, she pointed at Kaga and shouted, "You, you, you, put that thing away right now!"
“…This?” Kaga Shinmi tilted her head and pointed to the can of herring in her hand.
"It's not that one, it's which one!" Yamato Akagi nodded.
“No.” Kaga Fukami shook her head seriously. “The Admiral said we can’t give this up.”
"Hiss—Shiro???" Yamato Akagi stared wide-eyed at Shiro in astonishment.
Deep Sea Yamato remembers that although Shiro isn't a picky eater, she shouldn't have a craving for smelly foods, right? Besides, even if she likes canned herring, which is practically a chemical, she shouldn't like it to the point of wanting someone to hold it in her hands all the time, right? It's absurd in every sense of the word.
Seeing that Deepsea Yamato's expression clearly misunderstood her, Shiro, sitting in her seat, quickly raised her hand and waved it at her.
"No, no, Yamato-neechan, let me explain." Shiro said to Abyssal Yamato with a wry smile, "Actually, there's a deep reason why Abyssal Kaga is holding this thing..."
"What, what's the reason?"
"Let me think about where to begin..." Xiaobai thought for a while, then pointed her index finger at Shenhai Yamato and asked, "Yamato-neechan, if you smell carefully, besides the stench, is there also a very faint fragrance in the air?"
"A fragrance... um... there is one..." Yamato Fukami covered his mouth and stood there for a while, then nodded hesitantly, "So what?"
"Sigh, we didn't want it to be like this either, but we really had no choice... We were forced into it." Shiro sighed to Yamato.
Xiaobai underestimated the allure of the Deep Sea Akagi to humans.
In fact, when Xiaobai and her group arrived in Yuncheng by train and squeezed off the train with the crowd, returning to this modern metropolis, the scent emanating from Shenhai Chicheng repeatedly attracted excessive attention on the street. Even though Xiaobai tried to cover it up with as much clothing as possible, and sprayed Shenhai Chicheng with countless perfumes, the slightest whiff of Shenhai Chicheng's irresistibly alluring fragrance drew admiring glances from passersby, leading to a series of attempts to strike up conversations and attracting onlookers.
While it may be an exaggeration to say that, the problem with Akagi Fukami has become so serious that even simply having her by your side and stopping on the roadside for a short while can cause severe traffic congestion.
It was fine when we were in Peicheng.
Most of the people in Peicheng are tourists who are solely focused on pursuing Dean Shenhai. Even if some pedestrians are attracted to Shenhai Chicheng, as long as Xiaobai and his group move quickly, things won't escalate into trouble. However, Yuncheng is different. It's a metropolis connected to the forefront of the times. You could throw a brick on the street and hit Miss Luming's fans. If these people notice you for a long time, it's no different from taking off your mask and revealing your identity to everyone.
Xiao Bai tried many methods but failed to eliminate the attraction of Deep Sea Akagi. In the end, he had no choice but to resort to a desperate measure—fighting poison with poison. Since the fragrance on Deep Sea Akagi's body could not be completely blocked, he might as well add some more potent ingredients to them so that people who noticed Deep Sea Akagi would not dare to come closer!
As it turned out, although this method was somewhat absurd and lacked some logic, it was indeed good in terms of results—at least after Akagi held the can of herring, there were no more crowds or traffic jams around Shiro and his group. Pedestrians along the way were deterred by the smell of the herring can before they could even smell Akagi.
Xiaobai told Shenhai Yamato about the Deep Sea Akagi physique and the whole story of her trip.
"In short, we were only able to get here smoothly after using canned herring to drive away the crowds around us," Shiro said regretfully to Yamato.
"Well, so that's why..." After hearing what Shiro said, Akami Yamato nodded knowingly. She sighed and glanced helplessly at the can of herring in Akami Kaga's hand. "Now that you're in the dressing room, why are you still carrying this?"
"I was just worried that some staff might accidentally walk in..." Shiro smiled apologetically at Abyssal Yamato. "Ahem, but you're right. Now that we've met Yamato-neechan, we don't need these things anymore—Abyssal Kaga, you can put the herring can away."
Having received Xiaobai's instructions, Shenhai Kaga nodded, then slammed the lid of the herring can shut and tossed it into her ship equipment space.
As the canned herring was thrown into the deep-sea Kaga's shipboard storage space, a surprising scene unfolded.
The stench that should have lingered in the air lost its source and was rapidly dissipated by the fragrance of osmanthus. In just a few breaths, the dressing room, which was stinking just a second ago, became as fragrant as a garden the next.
Upon witnessing this scene, Yamato of the Deep Sea looked at Akagi of the Deep Sea in astonishment.
"Is this... your ship equipment capability?" Deep Sea Yamato couldn't help but ask.
"If it were ship equipment capabilities, that would be a good thing, at least I could control it at will." Akagi Akagi expressed her regret, shaking her head as she said, "But unfortunately, that is not my ability."
"That's just how Akagi's physique is," Xiaobai explained from the side.
"Wow." Yamato Fukami stroked his chin, clicking his tongue in amazement. "Have you ever been interested in working in the air purification field? It's much better than any air purifier."
After finishing speaking, Yamato Shinkai raised his hand and fanned his nose with obvious enjoyment.
Actually, when she first heard Shiro's introduction, Shinkai Yamato was a little doubtful. She didn't quite believe that a person's body odor could have such magic. But after personally smelling Shinkai Akagi's scent, Shinkai Yamato deeply agreed with Shiro's previous statement.
"Although I'm not entirely sure what's going on with your physique, since you and your companions came back with Shiro, it means Shiro brought you home, right?" Yamato Akagi extended his hand to Akagi Akagi and said generously, "From now on, we're family. I joined the naval base before you, so I'm your senior in terms of seniority. So if you don't understand anything, just come and ask me!"
Chapter 2407 Deep Sea Akagi's Secret Joy
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