svetikya Chapter 93 Fate is targeting my butt
Chapter 93 Fate is targeting my butt
"What are you doing?"
While typing about Lu Mingfei and Zero's date, Fingel watched Lu Mingfei draw the Heaven-Hate Sword and then pour water into its scabbard, and said this.
Although Lu Mingfei didn't consider this a date—the two of them simply peeled shrimp for each other in silence, and he returned after they finished eating—it was a different story.
They didn't say a word.
But that's not the point.
The important thing is that Lu Mingfei plans to iron his school uniform.
So he took out the heating element from the kettle, put it in the scabbard, and then filled the scabbard with water.
You can iron clothes as long as you plug it in.
Of course, this is dangerous behavior, and good children should never imitate it.
Lu Mingfei had already plugged in the power, and he inexplicably felt as if his hand had been licked with sesame oil.
However, it had no effect; it was probably from eating lobster tails earlier.
Because physical defense is so abstract, Lu Mingfei, who never considered that he might have been electrocuted, simply took the sword sheath and started ironing his school uniform.
"Tomorrow is my first day at Kassel College, so I have to take it seriously."
His first words upon arriving at school turned out to be a disastrous failure, so he certainly wouldn't let the first words of his first class go unnoticed.
"What do you think I should say as my first sentence? 'The wind follows the tiger, the clouds follow the dragon; heroes of dragon and tiger soar proudly across the heavens'?"
Lu Mingfei earnestly searched through his memory for what he thought were some of the more impressive words.
The result is just this one sentence.
As for the quality of this statement...
"Just this one sentence of criticism feels less satisfying than your 'changing to a larger cup,' which at least fits the character's persona."
As Fingel spoke, Lu Mingfei ironed his school uniform and casually chimed in.
"Then what should I say? That we gathered at Kassel College to eradicate the dragons, and that after that, I can retire and enjoy my retirement with your beautiful wives and concubines?"
"Hey! You know what?! This really works!"
Fingel suddenly stood up and clapped at Lu Mingfei like someone from the final episode of EVA.
But where does it work? Although Lu Mingfei isn't smart, he doesn't seem mentally ill either, so how could he say that?
However, it is quite clear why Fingel said that.
"Give me a break, I think you're just reluctant to give up that little bit of data!"
..........
"really."
Fingel nodded calmly.
"But I really think you can say that. Not only can I enjoy the traffic, but you can also make a harem declaration. Wouldn't that be wonderful?!"
Lu Mingfei ignored Fingel's request and turned back to ironing clothes.
Then he discovered a problem.
"Are clothes really that hard to iron? Why does it always get wrinkled?"
There's no way around it; after all, it's a sword sheath. Even though there's a precious sword for the sheath, its function doesn't include ironing clothes.
Even if Lu Mingfei modified it to look like an iron, it wouldn't work.
It was too long and thin, so when Lu Mingfei pushed it up on his school uniform, it easily bulged out and created wrinkles.
Lu Mingfei ironed it again and again, and whenever a wrinkle appeared, he would make an interjection like "ouch" or "tsk."
He groaned about ten times in five minutes, making it impossible for Fingel to type anything, so he had to get up.
"Come on, let me iron it for you! Honestly, you don't want to do your own work so you're interfering with others' work, huh? You little brat."
Lu Mingfei readily took a step back and then spoke.
"Senior brother, how did you guess my thoughts so well? Hehe."
Then, just like Cao Cao, he chuckled and handed the scabbard to Fingel.
This made Fingel sigh.
He was incredibly successful back then, a womanizer, and dressed as flamboyantly as a school principal.
My clothes were ironed every day, which made me look very neat and tidy, but after that incident, they turned into this mess.
It must be said that his ironing skills are absolutely superb.
"It's a pity my ironing skills only managed to iron this one school uniform today. Come on—ah!!!"
The moment Fingel took the scabbard, a current surged from his hand holding the scabbard to his elbow, and then directly to his shoulder.
And the area you're holding is incredibly hot, it feels like it's almost 100 degrees Celsius!
Even with his exceptional constitution, Fen Gou couldn't withstand the sudden shock. His hand trembled violently from the electric current, and the palm holding the sword sheath felt like it was being burned!
"Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh!!!"
This time it wasn't barking like a dog; he crowed like a rooster, his hands trembling as he pulled the scabbard into a longsword, and then thrust it forward!
Hey! Lu Mingfei poked a hole in a special spot on his school uniform pants.
How special is it? It's right at his buttocks.
What, does fate have a grudge against his butt?
Lu Mingfei looked at the large hole that had been poked in that spot.
Good, even better than the slit in his buttocks when he chopped Norton.
It's too abstract.
Lu Mingfei turned to look at Fingel, whose hands were trembling and who looked away from the window guiltily.
I said...
"Mingfei! It's not me who ruined your pants, it's this appliance! Once this news article is published, I'll definitely buy you two new school uniforms."
Fingel landed in a tiger-like stance, then spoke repeatedly, occasionally stealing glances at Lu Mingfei.
Lu Mingfei didn't have any particular feelings about this.
He just felt a little uncomfortable, why did it have to be his butt?
He could even imagine himself wearing those pants to class tomorrow.
Then a window was opened at the buttocks, revealing a sexy, perky bottom. Upon seeing this, some extraordinary women immediately—
"Very good ass, makes my bow tie spin."
He stopped imagining what would happen next.
He stared at Fen Dog with dead fish eyes, and then Fen Dog suddenly remembered that this person had killed people in his dreams, so he raised his hands.
"Wait! Wait, wait, wait! I'll buy it now! I'll pay for the school to order two new school uniforms for you!"
Lu Mingfei still had a deadpan expression, but he didn't express any emotion; he simply spoke.
"Even if we order one, it's too late now. Do you even know how to sew?"
Fingel shook his head like a rattle drum.
"Don't tell me I don't know how; even if I did, we don't have any needles and thread here."
Upon hearing this, Lu Mingfei glanced again at the pitch-black outside the window.
"Um, would it be possible to order takeout now?"
Fingel glanced outside, then at the clock on the wall, and after thinking for a moment, turned on his phone.
Lu Mingfei was completely confused.
Then he held up three fingers.
"Three, two, one."
Lu Mingfei spoke with a hint of anticipation.
"What do you mean? You've already placed a order?"
Fingel looked up at him with very clear eyes.
"Oh, I mean that was the last chance to order something, now it's completely closed."
.............
Lu Mingfei stood at the door of the dormitory room opposite his. He knocked, and Susie opened the door not long after.
She was taken aback when she saw that it was Lu Mingfei.
"Did you come to ask me for a drink?"
"Yes, I'm thirsty—cough cough!"
Lu Mingfei, who had subconsciously agreed, suddenly realized something was wrong and spoke up.
"Not entirely. I came to ask if you have needles and thread in your dorm room?"