Chapter 7 The God of Farts' Nine Tests, Devimon, Proclaims to the World
Chapter 7 The God of Farts' Nine Tests, Devimon, Proclaims to the World
The Spirit Hall dungeon.
The torches crackled and popped.
“Pah!”
The whip lashed Yu Xiaogang, tearing his clothes and leaving his skin ripped open.
"Smack! Smack!"
Yu Xiaogang gritted his teeth and didn't make a sound.
Not long after, he fainted.
The jailer scooped up some cold water and splashed it on him.
"Whoosh—"
Yu Xiaogang suddenly woke up with a start, his whole body convulsing.
The jailer continued to draw blood.
From yesterday until now, I've been knocked unconscious, splashed with water to wake myself up, knocked unconscious again, and splashed with water to wake myself up again.
Back and forth.
The jailer raised his whip to strike again—
Footsteps approached.
Golden Crocodile Douluo walked in, wearing a golden robe and with a cold expression.
The jailer stopped, bowed, and stepped back.
Golden Crocodile Douluo stood in front of the rack, looking at Yu Xiaogang, who was covered in blood.
"The Pope's decree," the voice said calmly, "Yu Xiaogang has been expelled from the Spirit Hall for deceiving the Holy Maiden with lies, and is never to set foot in Spirit City again."
Yu Xiaogang barely managed to lift his head; his eyes were so swollen they were barely open.
"You should thank your father," Golden Crocodile Douluo leaned down, his voice even lower, "otherwise, you would already be a corpse."
After saying that, he turned and left.
The jailer removed the chains, and Yu Xiaogang collapsed to the ground.
The two guards dragged him out, leaving two bloody trails on the ground with their feet.
On the outskirts of Wuhun City.
The guard left him by the roadside and turned away.
Yu Xiaogang lay motionless in the mud.
A breeze blew by, carrying a chill.
He dug his fingers into the soil, propped himself up, and slowly climbed up.
He knelt on the ground, panting heavily.
Blood dripped from his forehead into the soil.
He raised his head and looked at the distant walls of Wuhun City.
That place threw him out like trash.
Yu Xiaogang's eyes were bloodshot.
"Bai Yaoyue... Bibi Dong... Spirit Hall..."
His voice was hoarse, squeezed out from between his teeth.
"I will make you pay the price..."
His fist slammed into the ground.
"You?"
A voice echoed in my mind.
Yu Xiaogang froze: "Who?!"
"The person who helps you."
"How can you help me?"
"Power." The voice laughed. "The power of revenge."
"condition?"
"Accept my legacy—the Nine Tests of the God of Farts."
Yu Xiaogang's pupils contracted. A divine test?
I accept.
"Don't rush," the voice said slowly, "there's a condition."
"What?"
"I castrated myself, severing all desires and dedicating myself to the Way."
Yu Xiaogang's face turned deathly pale: "What?!"
"Have you forgotten how Bai Yaoyue humiliated you? Forgotten how Bibi Dong looked down on you? Forgotten how the Spirit Hall threw you out?" The voice spoke each word clearly, "What is this price compared to revenge?"
Yu Xiaogang clenched his fists so tightly that his nails dug into his palms.
His mind flashed Bai Yaoyue's smiling face, Bibi Dong standing beside him, and Jin E Douluo's cold eyes.
I accept.
The space in front of me is distorted.
A black gear appeared—completely black, covered with strange patterns, slowly rotating and emitting black mist.
"The first of the Nine Trials of the Fart God," the voice said, "Insert the gear and break through to level 30."
"Where to insert it?"
"later."
Yu Xiaogang gritted his teeth and grabbed the gear.
It was icy cold.
He closed his eyes and inserted it.
In that instant, his body arched violently, and the black gears pierced his flesh.
Data streams surged from within the body—countless black ribbons coiled, spun, and contracted.
His soul power surged.
Level 20... Level 25... Level 28... Level 30—
The data strip exploded, turning into black light and dissipating.
Yu Xiaogang knelt on the ground, panting heavily.
Power surged within my body.
Level 30.
He laughed, a ferocious laugh.
"Bai Yaoyue... Spirit Hall... wait for me."
"I will destroy the Spirit Hall at all costs."
He slowly stood up and left.
Behind him, a huge black shadow slowly emerged.
It wore a helmet with bull horns, had extremely long arms that dragged on the ground, and had two huge claws.
Behind it was a pair of tattered, dark, fleshy wings.
Devimon.
He stared at the black gears on the tiny Yu Xiaogang's buttocks and chuckled.
"I never expected to come to this world."
"An interesting world."
...........
"A strange senior sister."
Bai Yaoyue was held in Bibi Dong's arms.
"Heh heh, junior brother, you smell so good."
"And, how brave!"
Bai Yaoyue rolled her eyes: "Get up."
"don't want"
"You're pressing down on me."
"Then I won't get up."
Bai Yaoyue sighed.
On the table, two snowball beasts squatted, tilting their heads to watch the two people entangled together on the bed.
Bai Yaoyue met their gazes and paused for a moment.
Then he suddenly sat up.
"What are you looking at?"
The white dumpling tilted its head: "Chirp?"
The black dumpling turned its face away.
Bai Yaoyue reached out to grab the Dinosaur machine on the bedside table.
The screen lit up.
[Current total data: 2000]
[Digimon detected: Snowballmon, BlackSnowballmon]
[Evolutionary conditions have been met—Shall we evolve?]
Bai Yaoyue's eyes lit up immediately.
"It's time to evolve!"
Bibi Dong leaned closer: "Now?"
"Now!"
Bai Yaoyue clicked "confirm".
Two beams of light shone simultaneously.
The interplay of golden and dim light illuminated the entire room.
Bibi Dong squinted at the light, but still stared at it.
Within the light, two fuzzy dumplings were changing—
Its furry appearance faded, as if it had been dissolved by light.
A spherical body.
It has eyes and a mouth.
Sharp ears stand upright on either side of the top of the head.
There was also a long, thin tail swaying behind it.
The light dissipated.
Two brand-new Digimon appeared on the table.
It was entirely golden, like a moving golden ball, with long, pointed ears, a tail that curled nimbly, and a pair of bright, mischievous eyes.
It was dark gold, with equally sharp ears but even sharper eyes, and a small tuft of black down at the end of its tail.
[Snowballmon evolves into Meowthon!]
[BlackSnowballmon evolves into BlackMeowMeowmon!]
Bai Yaoyue stared at the screen, a wide smile playing on her lips.
"It's evolved!"
Bibi Dong leaned closer, her eyes wide with surprise: "This—this change is too drastic!"
The golden meow beast jumped into Bai Yaoyue's arms, rubbed its head against his fingers, and made a soft "meow" sound.
The dark gold one stood on the table, its tail held high. It glanced at Bai Yaoyue, then turned its face away.
Bai Yaoyue reached out and scooped it into her arms as well.
He struggled for a moment
Just for a moment—then it quieted down, its tail quietly wrapping around his fingers.
Bai Yaoyue smiled and said, "Still a tsundere."
Bibi Dong watched this scene, looking at the two golden little things in her junior brother's arms, and at his smiling face, her heart pounding.
She pounced over and scooped Bai Yaoyue and her cat-like beast into her arms.
"Senior sister—they just evolved—"
She buried her nose in his hair and took a deep breath.
"The taste of my junior brother—the taste of the sun—"
Bai Yaoyue was kissed so hard she almost fell over.
"Senior sister, have you kissed enough?"
"No"
"Then hurry up, I need to study their skills."
Bibi Dong hugged him even tighter.
"Junior brother."
"Um?"
"Do you remember what you promised me?"
Bai Yaoyue blinked: "What is it?"
"Let's get married." Bibi Dong stared at him. "You said 'okay'."
Bai Yaoyue thought about it and realized that she had indeed said it.
"That doesn't count."
"Fine." Bibi Dong brought her face closer, their noses touching. "You said it, I heard it, and you can't go back on your word."
Bai Yaoyue looked at her.
Her face showed no shyness or nervousness, only certainty and excitement.
Like a cat that has finally caught its prey.
"Senior sister, you're forcing me to get married."
"Yes." Bibi Dong laughed, "That's exactly what I'm doing."
Bai Yaoyue sighed.
"Alright."
"You said it again!" Bibi Dong hugged him tightly, laughing so hard she was shaking. "I'll remember this time."
Bai Yaoyue reached out and patted her back, a smile playing on her lips.
"Okay, okay."
Bibi Dong jumped out of bed and started getting dressed.
They were quick, and it was on in no time.
Bai Yaoyue sat on the bed, holding two Meow Meow Beasts in her arms, watching her bustling around.
"Senior sister, what are you doing?"
"Go find the teacher."
"Now? It's already dark."
"It's just the right time to go out." Bibi Dong walked over, bent down and kissed him on the cheek. "You wait inside, I'll be right back."
After saying that, he turned and walked out.
Bai Yaoyue watched her retreating figure, opened her mouth, then closed it again.
Forget it.
There's no escaping it.
Otherwise, who knows what kind of trouble that strange senior sister will cause me in the future?
Pope's Palace.
Qian Xunji was reading documents in the study when he heard a knock on the door and looked up.
"Come in."
Bibi Dong pushed open the door and came in, a smile she couldn't hide on her face.
"teacher."
Qian Xunji was taken aback: "What's wrong? Why aren't you asleep so late?"
"Junior brother agreed."
Qian Xunji didn't react immediately: "Agree to what?"
"Agree to marry me."
Qian Xunji was stunned for two seconds.
Then he laughed.
"Alright." He stood up. "Alright! I'll go tell the High Priest right away."
Bibi Dong smiled, her eyes crinkling.
"Teacher, about the announcement..."
"I'll make the arrangements." Qian Xunji patted her shoulder. "We'll announce it to the world tomorrow. The Holy Son and Holy Daughter of the Spirit Hall are getting married soon."
Bibi Dong nodded.
As she walked out of the Papal Palace, she looked up at the moon.
The moonlight shone on her face, and her smile was even brighter than the moonlight.
"Junior brother."
She read it softly.
"You're mine now."
the next day.
The news spread throughout the entire Wuhun City.
In the square in front of the Papal Palace, Qian Xunji officially announced: Holy Son Bai Yaoyue and Holy Daughter Bibi Dong will be married in half a month.
The whole city celebrated, with lanterns and decorations everywhere.
In the taverns, on the streets, everywhere was buzzing with discussion.
"Have you heard? The Holy Son and Holy Daughter are getting married!"
"Which holy son? Bai Yaoyue."
"These two standing together, tsk tsk..."
Inside the offering hall, seven worshippers sat in a circle.
Qian Daoliu sat in the main seat, grinning from ear to ear.
"Good, good," Golden Crocodile Douluo stroked his beard. "It should have been done long ago."
Guangling Douluo nodded: "The Holy Son and the Holy Daughter are a match made in heaven."
Qian Daoliu looked out the window; sunlight shone on the spire of the Papal Palace.
"We're getting married," he said. "It's going to be a big celebration."
Hundred miles away.
Inside an abandoned cave.
Yu Xiaogang was huddled in a corner, covered in injuries.
He closed his eyes, and one sentence kept replaying in his mind—
"The holy son and daughter are about to be married."
This is what he heard at the entrance of the cave.
Two passing caravans chatted as they walked, their voices drifting into the cave.
"Bai Yaoyue... Bibi Dong..."
Yu Xiaogang opened his eyes, which were bloodshot.
"You...you..."
His body was trembling.
His fist slammed into the ground, his fingernails digging into his palm.
"I will get my revenge."
He gritted his teeth and spoke word by word.
"I will definitely get my revenge."
Behind them, black mist swirled.
The demon's eyes opened in the darkness.
"Hate... the more you hate, the stronger you become..."
"This world is much more interesting than the digital world."
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