svetikya Chapter 139 Farting
Chapter 139 Farting
Chapter 139 Farting
"Master... what kind of old friend is he, Haotian Douluo?"
"Pshaw, I got all excited, turns out it was this guy."
"Tang Hu, why didn't you just throw him far away?"
"Huh? What's wrong? That guy seemed pretty impressive, but he looked rather down on his luck..."
"Tell me, what level is his soul power?"
Titan asked in a deep voice. His grandson had studied at Shrek Academy, which was why he wasn't very bright to this day. He was preparing to go and settle accounts with Shrek.
"Soul power... thirty? That should be about right, Senior Titan. Do you mean this person is hiding his true strength?"
"...What nonsense about hiding his talent. That guy is a complete fraud. He couldn't make it at Shrek Academy, so he came to the Clear Sky Sect to freeload."
Titan felt a surge of blood and qi. Yu Xiaogang? That good-for-nothing, what's with all the hiding!
No, that's not right. He does have a hidden fart ability. It's said that his martial spirit only knows how to fart.
"Never mind, I'll just kick that freeloader out right now."
Titan glared at the mountain gate and charged straight towards it.
"Hey! Let's go check it out too!"
The group exchanged glances, their curiosity driving them...
They all headed towards the mountain gate.
At this moment, outside the Haotian Sect's mountain gate
"Sigh...why hasn't he arrived yet?"
Yu Xiaogang sat in a dilapidated wheelchair he had picked up from who-knows-where, his eyes filled with sorrow. Now, he could only rely on that token to go to Haotian Sect to make a living.
"You are all very good. With my guidance, you will surely become great figures in the future."
"Alright, we're sick of hearing about this. Aren't you that washed-up master? A few of us have been down the mountain and heard your stories."
"Oh? So you must want to become my disciple! Let me tell you, do you know Tang Hao, the Haotian Douluo? He and I are like brothers, and I personally mentored his son."
"Yes, yes, we know, so you wait here. The sect leader will be here soon."
The disciples guarding the mountain were so annoyed that they wished they could plug their ears.
You ask them why they don't shut the master up?
Seriously, that guy stinks from a mile away, and when you get close, he's covered in shit. Who would be crazy to go near him?
"Uh, okay, I'll wait."
Yu Xiaogang's smile froze. His sensitive nature had already detected the disciples' annoyance with him. He forced a smile, silently turned his wheelchair around, and his face instantly turned gloomy.
"Damn it! A bunch of bastards! How dare these mere mountain-guarding disciples look down on me!"
His mind was screaming with rage. Once he entered the Haotian Sect, he would make the sect leader punish these disciples severely and force them to eat pig manure every day.
Thinking of this, Yu Xiaogang couldn't help but reveal an evil smile. After escaping Shrek Academy, he had heard a lot of stories along the way.
Among them was the death of Liu Erlong. He could only say that she deserved it. Anyone who betrayed him should die, especially Liu Erlong, who actually cheated on him in front of him!
Even if it's forced, that's unacceptable!
"call……"
Whenever Yu Xiaogang recalls Liu Erlong's wanton cries in the darkness that night, his eyes turn red with anger. That bitch must have felt so good back then, right? But he didn't!
He wanted revenge. Liu Erlong was dead, but it didn't matter. Everything related to her would be destroyed!
Especially the culprit that caused the tragedy of his later life, the demon god!
"Die, yes, we all have to die!"
Yu Xiaogang's face contorted with rage, his eyes filled with resentment. Given the chance, he would make these people wish they were dead!
"Hey, what is he looking at? He's acting like a lunatic."
"Hmm... his muscles are all tense, his arms are supporting him on the handrails, is he... taking a dump?"
One person stared at Yu Xiaogang's back and slowly analyzed the situation.
"What?! Ugh..."
Several disciples nearly vomited upon hearing this. What a scoundrel! How dare he do such a thing in front of the Haotian Sect's mountain gate!
"Brother, hold back! There's nowhere on this guy's body you can touch. Be careful, we've got our Clear Sky Hammer!"
"Damn it! I'll use the Clear Sky Hammer to beat him up? Watch me kill him!"
One man, his face contorted with rage, snapped off a branch and swung it at Yu Xiaogang!
Snapped--
With a sharp whooshing sound, the wheelchair shattered.
"ah!!!"
Yu Xiaogang fell to the ground, his thin clothes slamming onto the broken wooden wheelchair, and he let out a piercing scream.
"You bastard! How dare you shit in front of my Haotian Sect's gate!"
Enraged, the disciple swung the branch in his hand with the force of the Clear Sky Hammer!
"I don't!"
Yu Xiaogang's face flushed red as he angrily retorted, feeling deeply insulted!
"Bullshit! You're covered in shit! And you dare deny it!"
"Hey! I didn't even pull that!"
"I don't care who did it, if you dare to do it in front of our sect, you're asking for death!"
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The tree branch was broken into several sections, but the man was still not satisfied, so he broke off a dry section of the trunk and threw it at Yu Xiaogang!
"Ahhhhhh!!!"
As the tree trunk crashed down on him, Yu Xiaogang's eyes narrowed, and he let out a heart-wrenching scream, "Luo Sanpao!!!"
"Luo Luo!"
Luo Sanpao finally responded, releasing a foul-smelling fart the moment it appeared!
boom--
"Ugh—it stinks!"
The disciple's attack struck Luo Sanpao, instantly knocking this martial spirit who only knew how to fart to the ground!
boom--
The disciple couldn't stand the stench, so he threw down the tree trunk and retreated eight zhang away.
"Damn it, that guy's a complete jerk!"
"This guy has polluted the air of my Haotian Sect! He's unforgivable!"
"If the nearest one doesn't work, let's go further! Let's smash him to death with stones!"
One person called out from a distance, and there were many other figures beside him. They were also disciples guarding the mountain, but they couldn't stand Yu Xiaogang's excrement and urine, so they chose to stay away.
"Good! How could Haotian Douluo be old friends with someone like this? Beat this liar to death!"
"Kill him!"
"No, no!"
Yu Xiaogang was so frightened that he scrambled to hide behind a low wall.
"Trying to run away?"
One of them sneered, picked up a large rock, and threw it at Yu Xiaogang with all his might.
boom--
"Aaaaah! My legs!"
Even though Yu Xiaogang was paralyzed after his thigh was crushed by a boulder, he still felt waves of excruciating pain.
"I'll fight you to the death!"
Yu Xiaogang roared, "If I have the chance, I will definitely kill these bastards!"
"You? Go to hell!"
The crowd sneered, and in an instant, countless boulders crashed down on the low wall where Yu Xiaogang was.
"stop!"
Just then, a loud shout came from inside the mountain gate, and the Haotian Hammer flashed past everyone's eyes like a black meteor, shattering the boulders one by one.
"Sect Master, the Sect Master has arrived!"
"Greetings, Sect Master!"
"Greetings, Sect Master!"
Upon recognizing the newcomers, the disciples guarding the mountain immediately ceased their attack.
(End of this chapter)