Chapter 164
Chapter 164
The bronze hanging coffin was less than one meter above the ground, and the height of the entire coffin was nearly two meters.
The fat man sighed: "What a behemoth
!" "This guy shouldn't be nine feet tall, right
?" "I don't know how terrible it will be after the thousand-year-old Zongzi corpse is transformed!" "I don't know how it
compares to the one encountered in King Lu's tomb?"
The fat man was lying on top of the coffin at the moment, removing the copper rings so that the coffin could fall down.
But he was trembling with fright.
He kept babbling, trying to distract himself.
But the bronze coffin swayed around, but it scared him a lot!
As long as the fat man thought that he was only separated from the old zongzi inside by a coffin board, the whole person broke out in a cold sweat.
After a few clicks, the fat man finally knocked off the copper rings with a shovel.
There was a loud "bang"! The
bronze coffin fell heavily to the ground, smashing the ground into a big crater!
Looking closely, the surface of the coffin already showed signs of cracking.
A few thin cracks were shocking.
It seemed that the next moment the thing was about to slap the lid of the coffin out! The moment
the bronze coffin fell, the fat man hurriedly grabbed the chain in a panic.
The fat man just swayed in the air.
Suddenly, an emergency sway, and the fat man was caught off guard.
As soon as he raised his head, his head hit the top of the tomb directly
!"Hmm~~~!"
The fat man's facial features were distorted in pain.
The fat on his face was piled up, and his eyes were squeezed into a slit.
The fat man just wanted to curse in his heart at the moment: "Lao Qin, you shameless junior brother!"
"If you didn't have to let me come up and knock on the copper ring, would I have ended up like this?"
The fat man was very angry in his heart, and he kicked his two fat pig legs backwards out of thin air, and he wanted to swing to the ground.
As a result, his tonnage immediately exerted a huge power!
There was a loud bang, and the iron chain was directly broken.
Before the people below could react, they heard a hard, crisp and sonorous cracking sound overhead.
And the cracking sound gradually expanded, and the sound pierced people's eardrums.
Qin Feng secretly said in his heart that it was not good, it seemed that this iron lock had been suspended for too many years, so that the oil ran out and the lamp dried up.
The chain was tossed by the fat man, and it was broken in one fell swoop!
And at this moment, the copper beam above also showed signs of breaking...
There was a "creaking" sound
! The moment the iron cable broke, the fat man of more than 200 catties smashed down from above!
"Whoosh!!!"
"To die!!! The
fat man exclaimed in surprise, but before he could react, he fell directly to the ground.
It doesn't matter if a fat pig is
smashed down! The important thing is that it happened to crush Da Kui underneath by coincidence! Da Kui
raised his head and just wanted to shout "help," but he was already smashed
by the fat man! The fat man smashed down coldly and rode directly on the waist of the big loss.
Due to inertia, the fat man's whole body was attached to the front.
And then just....
The two faces are glued together....
Mouth-to-mouth....
Da Kui's eyes widened in horror!
The next second, he fainted directly.
A few people didn't look away, not daring to look at the spicy-eyed scene.
I'm a fat man now, and I'm still clutching a broken chain in my hand.
The posture of the two people was maintained so awkwardly.
The fat man felt that the meat underneath was quite tactile.
It feels so good to ride....
But when he realized that the person below was Da Kui, the whole person was stunned.
The fat man sat up and quickly wiped a handful of saliva from his mouth.
"Ah!!!!h
Shouldn't it be as bent as Lao Qin?
The fat man hurriedly shook his brain, thinking that he must have thought too much.
The fat man didn't notice at all that Da Kui was still pressing under his ass at the moment
! Qin Feng walked over angrily and kicked the fat man's buttocks
! Qin Feng scolded: "Dead fat man! What are you doing every day!" "
It's good now, and you smashed Da Kui directly into a stun!"
"What do you say you are doing so much food
?" "You have more than 200 pounds of weight smashed down, which one can stand it?"
"Even an old sow probably can't stand it...!"
"Hurry down and see if Da Kui is okay?"
The fat man reacted with hindsight, and then rolled to the side
! Qin Feng stretched out his hand to probe Da Kui's snort, but fortunately, he just fainted, and he didn't die!
The fat man sat in place with an embarrassed face.
He threw off the iron chain in his hand, and his heart was actually very angry.
Qin Feng said angrily: "You dead fat man, you know how to cause trouble every day
!" "Hurry up! Move Da
Kui to the corner next to you!" "Then get ready, let's open the coffin!"
The fat man had to reluctantly carry Da Kui on his back,
and then moved it to the corner.
The fat man hesitated for a long time, but still pinched it and said, "Brother Kui,
I'm really sorry this time!" "
In other words, I can't blame the fat man for this!" Who made you have to stand in that just right position?"
"I still hope that you don't remember anything when you wake up..."
Qin Feng looked at the fat man's stupid appearance, and really wanted to rush over and give him a kick.
People don't care about you yet...
You're good, you're still here.
At this embarrassing and special ingenious moment, there were several sounds of rotten wood collapsing from the beams...
"Bang bang" a few times, and several beams collapsed directly
! Fortunately, several people dodged quickly, otherwise they would have to be crushed into meatloaf!
The entire tomb was suddenly dusty, and several people were choked to the ground...
The third uncle was in a key position, and a pinch of loess came down and poured it directly on his head
!"Cough cough cough!
cough cough...!" The third uncle was choked and blew his beard and stared, and the whole person felt bad...
When he turned to look at the fat man, he was already a complete native.
Fatty: "Uh...
"Third Uncle, listen to my explanation!" "
You can't blame me for this, you really can't blame me..."
The third uncle was about to be mad, this was the worst time he was pitted since the fall of the fight!
He endured it again and again before he forcibly suppressed his anger.
The fat man nested in the corner, smiling cheaply, looking like he was underbeaten
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