Page 145
Page 145
Chapter Ninety-Seven: A Gentle Stepmother, A Lovely Mother (Seeking Flowers and Monthly Tickets)
"Mom, Mom!???"
Ye Yun stared at Kurosaki Isshin in disbelief.
Although Unohana Retsu didn't speak, several tic-tac-toe marks appeared on her gentle face as she glared at Kurosaki Isshin with hostility.
She has lived for over a thousand years, and this is the first time someone has ever considered her to be someone else's mother.
and.
She was even mistaken for her lover's mother.
Kurosaki Isshin sensed something was wrong and quickly tried to salvage the situation, saying, "Perhaps I've misunderstood, or maybe it's about my stepmother or something!?"
He felt he hadn't said anything wrong.
He had been a captain in Seireitei for over a hundred years and had never seen Unohana Retsu so close to anyone.
Aren't they a mother and child?!
However, Ye Yun's spiritual power was naturally strong, so it wouldn't make sense if he didn't have a powerful mother.
Ye Yun forced a smile and looked at Unohana Retsu, asking:
"Mom, are you my gentle godmother!?"
Unohana Retsu's cheeks instantly turned bright red, feeling ashamed but also strangely excited.
Is this the forbidden pleasure?!
Oh no, I'm going to turn into a pervert...
Hearing Ye Yun's words, Kurosaki Isshin finally relaxed and laughed loudly, "Ye Yun, your godmother is so young..."
"boom!!!"
Kurosaki Isshin was slashed and sent flying.
Its figure seemed to transform into a cannonball; with a deafening roar, the main gate was smashed open, and the Kurosaki Hospital was riddled with holes.
Unohana Retsu sheathed her sword, suppressing her shyness and various emotions, and said with a straight face:
"Ye Yunjun, you can't talk nonsense, or I'll get angry, and then Captain Kurosaki will be your fate..."
Ye Yun blinked, feigning a pitiful expression, and said, "760."
"Mom, are you going to hit me? Last night I tried so hard to serve you, and you hugged me happily..."
"Ye Yun!"
Enraged, Unohana Retsu swung her Zanpakuto at Ye Yun.
Ye Yun couldn't help but burst into laughter, and took off running into Kurosaki Hospital, teasing as he ran:
"Sister Hua, this is the first time I've ever seen you so out of control. You're so cute, both embarrassed and annoyed, just like a little girl."
"Ye Yun, you stop right there."
Unohana Retsu, her face flushed with embarrassment, followed Ye Yun.
Kurosaki Ichigo yawned as he walked out of the bedroom and saw the two chasing each other frantically in the living room. He said, somewhat speechlessly:
"Ye Yun, Captain Unohana Retsu, if you two are going to fight, at least pick a place, okay?"
He was really worried that the two men would blow the house up.
Kurosaki Yuuko and Kurosaki Karin were completely dumbfounded, muttering in disbelief:
"Ye Yun's family tradition... is so fierce."
"That's right, but Brother Ye Yun's mother is indeed very young..."
After a while.
Kurosaki Isshin walked over in a disheveled state.
Seeing that the two had calmed down, he breathed a sigh of relief and quickly put his index finger to his lips:
"Hush! Hush!"
Ye Yun sat at the dining table, looking at Kurosaki Isshin with a strange expression: "Ichigo, what kind of antics is Uncle Kurosaki up to now!?"
Without turning his head, Kurosaki Ichigo continued eating his sandwich, muttering to himself:
"Who knows? You know my dad, he goes crazy every now and then, and sometimes I can't stand him."
Several tic-tac-toe marks appeared on Kurosaki Isshin's forehead, but he could only suppress them, clasping his hands together and pleading in a low voice:
"Captain Unohana Retsu, please give me some face..."
He has no intention of revealing his identity yet.
Unohana Retsu blushed slightly and snorted, then glared fiercely at Ye Yun.
Ye Yun held it with his right hand, watching Unohana Retsu with great interest:
So cute...
The gentle older sister looked both shy and angry...
Thinking it over, Ye Yun picked up a shrimp and placed it in Unohana Retsu's bowl, saying with a smile:
"Mom, you worked so hard last night. I have no way to repay you. Here's some shrimp for you. It'll help you recover."
"Ye Yun!"
Enraged, Unohana Retsu drew her Zanpakuto and chased Ye Yun around the living room, slashing at him. Kurosaki Isshin watched, sweating profusely.
You can fight all you want.
Please don't let this shake my house to pieces.
"..."
After a meal.
Ye Yun and Kurosaki Ichigo went to school after a long absence.
In the corridor of Kongzuo No. 1 High School.
Keigo Asano greeted the two of them cheerfully:
"Hey, Ye Yun, Ichigo, I heard you were both sick and went to another city for treatment. Are you all fully recovered now?"
Kurosaki Ichigo coughed awkwardly twice and made up a random excuse to brush it off.
But besides him, many classmates greeted the two of them and asked about their recent situation, making Ye Yun and Kurosaki Ichigo sweat profusely.
What can they say?
They said they went to the underworld.
They even beat up the captain there.
At this moment, Ichigo Kurosaki and Ye Yun were somewhat envious of Chad.
Because he was taciturn, he would often only manage to utter two words as an answer after his classmates asked him a lot of questions.
After finally managing to get rid of the enthusiastic students, Ye Yun hadn't even had a chance to breathe a sigh of relief.
Ari Tatsuki walked over with a flushed face, and without saying a word, he pulled Ye Yun toward the rooftop, eventually even running.
Upon reaching the rooftop, Ye Yun asked, completely bewildered, "Long Gui, what are you doing? I don't have time to practice Taekwondo with you right now."
"Taekwondo my foot!"
Arisawa Tatsuki punched Ye Yun hard, grabbed his clothes, and said:
"You naughty boy, tell me, where have you and Orihime been these past few days? Why haven't we heard a thing? Did something happen between you two?"
Ye Yun quickly raised his hands: "I surrender, I surrender! You misunderstood. Inoue and I have just been sick and that's why we haven't been to school lately."
"real!?"
Yuzawa Ryuki looked at Ye Yun with a mixture of belief and doubt.
"real!"
Ye Yun nodded solemnly.
"Really? You big idiot!"
Arisawa Ryuki gritted his teeth and threw another punch, saying viciously, "Do you think I haven't been to your house these past few days? Apart from those few maids, there's no one else in your house."
Ye Yun's eyes narrowed into dead fish expressions, and he began to criticize Ayazawa Tatsuki in a speechless tone:
"Long Gui, you're a perfectly healthy high school student, why don't you go out and date instead of always hanging around my house?"
"What do you care..."
Arisawa Tatsuki glared at Ye Yun with hatred, then gritted his teeth and said:
"Tell me, why are you here at school while Orihime isn't?"
Ye Yun coughed twice and said, "Inoue-san is still not well, so for safety reasons, I asked her to rest at home first."
"Hum hum……"
Arisawa Tatsuki snorted and crossed his arms, saying, "That's right. You were so rough last night and this morning, how could Orihime possibly get out of bed?"
Ye Yun was dumbfounded and said dryly:
"You, you were spying on me."
"Spying on you my foot."
Ryuki Arisawa was furious. He kicked Ye Yun's shin hard, then fell to the ground in pain.
"Ouch, ouch, ouch! Ye Yun, you bastard, did you put a steel pipe in your pants...?"
Her voice trembled with a hint of a sob.
That kick she just delivered.
I feel like my toes are about to be kicked off.
svetikya