Chapter 105 Marriage (I admit, this chapter is a title party)
Chapter 105 Marriage (I admit, this chapter is a title party)
Fang Tianze resisted the desire to complain, signed his own name, and repeatedly told him not to sell it.
Tang Yi patted his chest and promised: "Don't worry, I will pass on this poster as a family heirloom."
"Your words are too hard to believe." Fang Tianze looked at Lalu Lasi with a smile: "You have to supervise your trainer well, even if he grows up and gets married and has children, he can't be sold!"
Lalu Lasi solemnly agreed: "Don't worry, I will supervise him well, and I won't sell him even if he is married!"
The idle and flustered Ibrahimovic immediately caught the slur in Lalu Lasi's words, and giggled: "Marriage? Sister Lalu Lasi, are you starting to think about getting married now? With whom? Could it be with ..."
Pia!
Ibrahimovic covered his head, groaned in pain, and said dissatisfied: "Ouch! Sister Vulpix, you beat me like this all day long, aren't you afraid that one day you will beat me stupid?"
Vulpix shook the tails behind him and said with an expressionless expression, "It would be easier if you hit someone stupid. Besides, I wasn't the one who hit you just now. I was a little slower."
"I called, Ibrahimovic, can you say such things casually in public?" Ba Dahu said in a stern tone, and looked around worriedly after speaking.
Fortunately, today is not the weekend. Except for the elf girls who originally lived in the orphanage playing with each other, almost no one noticed the chat in this corner.
Lalu Lac's face was red and she was very flustered: "Huh? Did I just say that I got married? No, no, no, how could it be possible?"
Tang Yi was amused and distressed, and took the initiative to take two steps forward, imagining holding Lalu Lasi's hand as usual, to comfort the panicked girl.
But Lalu Lasi, who was just thinking wildly, was obviously a little sensitive, and took two steps back like a frightened rabbit: "You, what do you want to do to me?"
"Don't do anything." Tang Yi was confused.
"Okay, these stinky men were talking nonsense just now, Lalu Lasi, don't think about it." Ba Dahu glared at Tang Yi and Fang Tianze.
Fang Tianze was very innocent: "This has nothing to do with me, I didn't mean that."
Ba Dahu said angrily: "Shut up, no one will think you are dumb."
Ba Dahu bent down slightly, and whispered softly in Lalu Lasi's ear for a while, and the girl's shameful and angry expression gradually improved a lot.
Straightening up again, Bada Huo looked at Tang Yi gently and seriously: "In the basic elf knowledge in high school textbooks, some things should have been taught before. As a senior high school student, you should know better than me. Some of the jokes are usually It’s best not to open it, as it will cause unnecessary trouble to you and La Lulas, do you understand?”
"Well, I know." Tang Yi was also very depressed, and it wasn't him who brought up this topic.
Everyone knows some basic regulations about elves. National legislation protects elf girls. In addition to not allowing abuse, there is also a legal regulation in all countries in the world.
That is, humans are prohibited from intermarrying with elf girls, including having corresponding relationships, which is illegal. If violated, both parties will be punished by law.
When this law was first promulgated, it was dissatisfied and questioned by many people, who thought it was completely unnecessary.
The Global Elf Protection Association specifically explained this. If free intermarriage between the two parties is allowed, then some malice in the human world will turn freedom into "freedom", which will be the most serious trampling on the dignity of elves.
Therefore, out of the need to protect elf girls, this law was finally passed unanimously by countries all over the world.
This is the official explanation on the surface, but many people on the Internet think that the Global Elf Protection Association has collected money and then told lies.
The so-called protection of the elves may be just a cover, the ban on intermarriage is mainly due to biological reasons, after all, the two sides are actually two completely different races.
Unknown combinations are likely to produce unknown changes, which may be good or extremely dangerous.
In the era when human society is flourishing, human beings are unwilling to have any unknown factors in the future, so they strictly enforce the reproductive next door.
Everything is irresponsible speculation on the Internet.
In short, there are different opinions, but in any case, since the law has come out, everyone must abide by it.
Lalu Lasi must have known it, so when she heard similar words, even if it was just for a joke, she would not only be shy, but more flustered, even a little scared and at a loss.
Fang Tianze knew he had made a slip of the tongue. He originally wanted to make a joke about Tang Yi. How could he know that Lalu Lasi's brain power is far from being as gentle as she seems on the surface.
"Well, you said just now that you are responsible for eliminating Su Chengtao, but with the current you, I'm afraid it will be very difficult to do so, do you think you can take advantage of the excellent trainers in the province by relying on that kind of poor flying. "
Tang Yi glanced at Fang Tianze suspiciously, guessing whether the uncle was planning to change the subject, and said along the way: "I know, there is still one and a half months, and Lalu Lasi and I will continue to work hard during this period. "
"How hard?"
"Well, learn some new skills, and then buy some nutritional supplements to improve your basic quality." This is indeed Tang Yi's plan.
"Not enough. With this little time, just relying on this improvement is far from enough. With the current abilities of you and Lalu Lasi, if you can survive one or two rounds at most in the final stage, you won't be able to go on."
Fang Tianze analyzed carefully: "You may not care if you lose in the middle, but if you lose to that Su Chengtao, or let him go to the finals smoothly or even get first place, will you be willing?"
Tang Yi could not question the former champion's judgment, and he could indeed vaguely feel the limits of himself and La Lulas.
During the second round of trials, he had this understanding.
From easily defeating the opponent in one chapter, to resolving the battle in two chapters, and then barely winning after fighting hard in the last three chapters, the strength of the opponent is obviously constantly improving.
Tang Yi half-joked: "So are you going to teach me the secret to winning?"
"There is no secret, but I can teach you another skill. Mastering this skill will greatly improve the strength of you and Lalu Lasi. Just like what you said, you may really be able to win to the end."
Bada Huo opened her eyes slightly and realized what Fang Tianze wanted to say, even if it was to make up for the gaffe just now, this shocked her.
Fang Tianze waved his hand to stop Bada Hu: "To be honest, this technique is too early for you now. It is very difficult to learn, and it may also be a little dangerous. Whether you want to learn it or not is up to you."
"What is this technique called?"
"I call this the ultimate kill beyond the limit of skills, and some people call it primitive liberation. In short, there are many names, and there is no specific conclusion."
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