Chapter 14: Pharmaceutical Regulatory Office
Chapter 14: Pharmaceutical Regulatory Office
"Are you ready?"
Are you ready?
“You have to watch it.”
(You have to watch it)
Omon held Qi Shan in his arms and nervously turned on the light brain. The system in Qi Shan's brain also nervously turned on the energy bar.
"The number of fans has exceeded ten thousand - Father, I have been live streaming for three years and the number of fans has finally exceeded ten thousand" Omon wiped away non-existent tears.
(Energy 1200, wow wow wow Ashan, I never thought that one day our energy points would exceed double digits)
Two cheers lingered in his ears, with sounds coming from inside and outside. Qi Shan felt dizzy, it was so noisy.
"Did you see that? These are all your achievements."
(Ashan, did you see that? We can still afford the loan.)
“…Ah, um” Who should I answer.
Omon rushed out of the house like a baboon, howling.
Qi Shan silently blocked out the system that was also making a whining sound in his mind and opened the live broadcast platform.
[Yeah? Is Blue the only one today?]
The name of the live broadcast room has been changed to "Blue Baby's Meal Time"
【What do you want to eat today?】
[The one who just ran over was the anchor? ]
Today we are tasting fresh fruits, which are also something that Zerg generally don’t like to eat.
[Ugh——Do you want to eat grass?]
【Don't like eating grass】xN
[Same, Xiaolan's sense of taste is more sensitive, I wonder if it will taste so bad that she will cry]
[I won’t buy Taste Sharing for now. Which warrior can open it and tell me how bad it tastes]
[It’s over. The taste sharing shop I opened here at Mengye is a yearly subscription]
First, let’s have a super-large blueberry. The skin is a bit chewy, juicy, crunchy, and so sweet that it makes you squint.
[As expected, eating by the blue cub stimulates the insects’ appetite]
[Wow, wow, wow, what kind of life did Lanlan live in the past? She even ate grass happily.]
[I've eaten this black egg before. It has no taste and is very juicy. It can be used to replenish water on the battlefield. However, it bursts too easily and is difficult to clean once it gets on clothes.]
[BobbyBobby:!!! This taste]
[The golden entry above is for taste sharing? ]
[Warriors]
[Babibabib: It’s so delicious, so sweet, I’ve never tried this kind of taste before, oh my god]
[You are pretending to be very similar, I give you 11 points, I am not afraid of you being too proud if you give me one more point]
【BobbyBobby: Really!!】
[Pretend, keep pretending]
A few who opened the taste sharing forum kept posting comments to explain, and the others went from not believing to being suspicious.
[Really? I’m sharing? ]
【Try and you will die】
[Paramecium: Damn, that’s really good]
[Bobo candy: sweeter than Bobo candy, are you kidding, this tastes like grass? Oh no, it tastes like fruit? ]
[Future Military King: Reported, how much cyclamate was added? Was it for the larvae to eat?]
The system's energy bar was still rising with surprise, so it didn't translate in time. Qi Shan, who was absorbed in eating fruit, also didn't notice this comment.
It wasn’t until the live broadcast room turned blue and a reminder popped up that he realized something was wrong.
He hurried to find Omon who was screaming on the roof.
Facing Qi Shan who was anxious but couldn't say one, two, three, Ao Meng was full of confusion. Qi Shan stamped his feet anxiously and pulled him to the live broadcast ball.
"Reported?" Omon comforted him, "It's okay, a small problem, because of 'abuse of drugs?' What drugs?"
Qi Shan shook his head, he didn't know.
"Forget it, forget about him, it's a good opportunity to take a few days off." After applying for an appeal, Omon waved his hand.
Never mind? Qi Shan pulled the corner of his clothes.
"It's a small problem, it happens all the time. If you really violate the rules, the bugs will come to your door. If you don't violate the rules, just take a break for two days, and the problem will be solved in two days."
Qi Shan seemed to understand, but it was not a big deal anyway.
In the afternoon, the bug in white uniform came to the door.
"Pharmaceutical Supervision Office?" Omon was stunned. "I didn't use any illegal drugs?"
Qi Shan looked at him: No problem?
"..." He had been live-streaming for three years and had been reported hundreds of times. His strong recovery ability and reaction speed often led to suspicion of drug abuse. It was not until he produced proof of his level that reports of drug abuse decreased.
This is the first time I’ve been visited. No, the protagonist of the recent live broadcast is Zaizai.
"There have been multiple reports of bugs in your live broadcast room. Would it be convenient for us to search it?" The captain in white uniforms said politely, his tone leaving no room for doubt.
"Please" Ao Meng picked up Qi Shan and opened the door.
Half an hour later.
"No illegal drugs were found." A man in white uniform was holding a plate of fruit. "This is the fruit that appeared in the live broadcast room. No problems were found."
The captain frowned, feeling strange.
"Excuse me, is there any problem?" Omon grew up in a military family, so he knew that the supervision office would not come to his house just because of a report.
"I'm very sorry, your live broadcast room has been reported too many times. If no problems are found, your live broadcast may be suspended for a period of time for investigation."
“Is there no other way?”
"This... Doctor..." The captain stepped aside to let the doctor in a white coat come out.
The doctor has white hair, fish-scale patterns on his face, and exceptionally long and thin fingers.
"Hello, little bug, you must be Little Blue," the doctor said with a smile, and the scales on his face twitched, looking creepy.
Qi Shan took hold of the finger he extended and shook it.
"Try this fruit." The doctor picked up a blueberry with his two slender fingers.
"Wait a moment." The doctor stopped Qi Shan from hugging him and signaled the white uniformed man behind him, "Set up the detector and taste sharing device."
After everything was ready, the doctor signaled that he could eat.
Dozens of people in white uniforms surrounded him. Omon didn't know what was going on and stood nervously beside the doctor.
Halfway through the meal, the doctor signaled him to stop eating.
I quickly put the fruit down and was surrounded by twenty or so tall insects. I had never felt it was so difficult to swallow.
One of the girls in white uniforms put on the taste sharing device, and after a while, he opened his eyes in disbelief, "So sweet!"
Another person took the sharer and said, "Yes, it's completely different from normal fruit."
The third person took over, "A taste I've never tasted before"
The doctor took it, then put down the sharer and asked the first person to try it to cut a small piece of the remaining blueberries.
White uniforms shocked: "No taste"
The second and third digits also mean something completely different.
The doctor's eyes gradually became hot. After trying a small piece of blueberry, he said, "Well, the taste is indeed different."
The captain was surprised: "Doctor, is this a new medicine?"
The doctor shook his head, his eyes sparkling. "No, fifty years ago, the war between the rebels and the kingdom army almost destroyed the history of the Zerg in the system. The ancient paper manuscripts left behind recorded that the ancient Zerg were too different from the modern Zerg. In order to become the overlord of the stars, the Zerg gave up too many things, and 'taste' was one of them."
"Taste?"
"Well, modern insects can taste very few flavors. If modern insects can generally taste five flavors, then the ancient insects can taste dozens of flavors."
"What's the use of this?" The captain was a little excited. Reversion to the original form is very rare, and almost every insect that reverts to the original form has achieved something great.
"no"
"Eh?"
"It's useless, it just makes the food taste better." The doctor regained his composure and said, "Ah~ I didn't expect that my taste would revert after so many years. I'm really surprised. Sure enough, the insect god still favors the insect race, so..."
"So..." The captain looked at Omon, and Omon looked at the captain.
The doctor waved his hand and said, "No drug abuse, call it a day."
After saying that, he strode away. The captain hurriedly apologized and left with the team.
Ao Meng and Qi Shan watched their backs as they left.
"hold head high"
"Brother is right, it's not a big deal."
That evening, the live broadcast room was unblocked, and the Drug Regulatory Agency apologized and attached inspection results, proving that no illegal drugs were used. The reason why the food in the live broadcast room was delicious was because the host Xiaolan had a richer sense of taste than normal insects and was an atavistic insect.
This statement caused a sudden surge in the number of bugs in the live broadcast room.
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