svetikya Chapter 660 The Emperor Joker's Cesarean Section, The First Lantern Hero Has Arrived
Chapter 660 The Emperor Joker's Cesarean Section, The First Lantern Hero Has Arrived
Chapter 660 The Emperor Joker's Cesarean Section, The First Lantern Hero Has Arrived
Just like Chen Tao was waiting for Hal to fail, and then he pulled him down to be his henchman.
In fact, from the very beginning, Chen Tao had always been very clear that the Emperor Joker's betrayal was only a matter of time. No, the word "betrayal" sounds misleading; the Joker had no goodwill whatsoever.
Therefore, from the very beginning, Chen Tao never intended to let the Emperor Clown escape his control.
When Parallax Morhal swung his crowbar and struck the Emperor Joker on the head, the crowbar did not emit any dazzling light.
The appetizer that Chen Tao secretly hid on this crowbar was, of course, not to be used on the head of the mere Emperor Clown; that would be a shameful waste.
Even so, this crowbar, made of a mixture of dark metals, became the bane of magic.
The main universe's Hawkman and Hawkgirl were able to pose a certain threat to the Dark Multiverse Knights during the Metal Event simply by using hammers made of N metal, let alone Chen Tao's material made from a composite of multiple metals.
In addition, the person wielding the crowbar was incredibly strong; the blow slammed the Emperor Joker's pale, vicious face so hard it looked like dough being rolled out with a rolling pin, deforming half of his face.
Boo!
His two eyeballs, trailing long, fleshy strands, sprang out of their sockets, and then the Emperor Clown involuntarily opened his mouth, emitting a strange retching sound:
"Ugh! The great Batman!"
"?"
For a moment, Emperor Clown almost thought he had misheard, because the last sentence he had just vomited was not his.
But he couldn't pay attention to any of that, because the nausea was coming back.
"vomit!"
He gagged again, then heard himself say, "Tremble under Batman's tyranny! Do you understand what it means to win every fight? This is an inescapable destiny!"
The Emperor Clown suddenly clutched his stomach: "What's inside my stomach?"
Question: It is known that the bat mite gave away all of its five-dimensional power, of which 20% went to Parallax Mohal, 29% to Chen Tao, and 50% went to an unknown destination. So where did the remaining 1%, which was the 1% that Chen Tao originally returned to the bat mite to prevent it from disappearing, go?
"Well, well, well, let me guess who the cute little baby in my belly is?"
The Emperor Joker's burned nerves couldn't feel the excruciating pain of his head being almost smashed into a middle part. He stretched out an arm to block Hal's second swing, while behind Hal, through the broken middle door, the Anti-Monitor Dragon and Black Death Emperor Brainiac followed closely behind.
To facilitate observation of the battlefield, the Time Trapped have appeared on the zero-hour timeline.
He merely created a temporary hiding place.
This certainly allows him to provide support to Hal more quickly when needed, but it also means that the Anti-Monitor Dragons can arrive just as quickly.
When Hal turned his head and saw the Anti-Monitor Dragon, he almost instinctively opened his mouth, and then a mouthful of sharp teeth grew out of his mouth once again.
Actually, Hal didn't like the mouthful of sharp teeth that came with the Parallax Monster's power. If he could, he would prefer to fight like a superhero using his fists or some other fighting style.
But now, with one hand holding a stick and swinging it at the Emperor Jester, and the other hand having to intercept the Black Death Emperor and Brainiac, he finally opened his mouth and bit down on the face of the Anti-Monitor Dragon.
He took a step forward with his left foot, trying to grab the other person and flip them over, but he was quickly slammed to the ground.
"roar!"
"Emperor Joker?" The arriving villains also noticed Emperor Joker panting nearby, but just as Black Death Emperor raised his scythe, intending to kill him, the Anti-Monitor Dragon temporarily stopped him.
"There's no need."
He looked at the Emperor Clown not far away. The pale madman turned his head and pulled at his mouth, making a face after noticing his gaze.
"At least we can confirm that Hal and the Emperor Joker did not reach an agreement, and they did not join forces, which is the most important thing for us."
The Anti-Monitor Dragon tells Brainiac and the Black Death Emperor, "Surround Hal first!"
While Hal was locked in a fierce battle with his pursuers, the Emperor Joker finally had a brief respite.
With a maniacal smile on his face, he scrambled out of the center of the battlefield, then clutched his stomach.
A beam of Brainiac energy grazed past his ear, but the Emperor Joker paid no heed.
"My dear baby, don't keep Mommy waiting. It's time for... a C-section!"
He let out a chilling, maniacal laugh... then stretched out a hand that turned into a chainsaw, and without hesitation, sliced open his own stomach.
"Ha! Haha, hahahaha!"
Intense pain throbbed in the Emperor Joker's eyes, causing his eyebrows and limbs to twitch wildly. Copious amounts of blood flowed from his eyes, nose, and all the parts of his face that he laughed from; he was in excruciating pain, yet he continued to laugh maniacally.
The character lurking within him wasn't simply hidden; rather, it was concealed within the power of the Mischief through some commonality among fifth-dimensional beings. Otherwise, how could he have deceived the Emperor Joker?
That creature must have been tipping off Batman the Dragon all along, and the Emperor Joker was using this opportunity to remove the tumor from his body and completely eliminate the last remaining threat. Only in this way could he start his game with Batman without any scruples.
Although even in shackles, the Emperor Joker could still dance, it would be neither elegant nor dignified, especially in front of Batman.
That's why the Joker would go to any lengths, like the Little Mermaid looking up at the shadow of a potion that could turn a fishtail into a human leg, just so that he could still be as evil and insane as before when dancing with Batman!
Come on, Batman has made his move. Just like in all those years in Gotham City when they chased each other.
Intense pain surrounded the clown, but he almost howled with excitement.
"Look!!! Batman!!!"
He shouted, "Your clown, your best friend, your nemesis, he's coming towards you, triumphant and singing!"
His hands, now transformed into chainsaws, rubbed repeatedly inside his own abdomen without restraint, as if destroying a cake that was originally arranged in an orderly fashion.
No one had the courage to witness such a nightmarish scene.
Strawberry jam, pork floss, and sausages wrapped in cake exploded out of his stomach, making it look like a rain of strawberry jam was falling around him.
The jam stuck to his face and flowed into his mouth, staining his white, beast-like teeth red.
Having been modified by fifth-dimensional beings, the Emperor Joker is no longer an ordinary being.
These injuries were indeed causing him immense pain. He wasn't just cutting open his own body; he was also using his five-dimensional powers to search for the hidden danger within his body, which is why his injuries were getting worse.
But his injuries did not extinguish the Emperor Joker's enthusiasm; on the contrary, he became more and more excited, completely falling into a state of epileptic madness.
"This is a train! Towards! Dreams!!! I want to stand on the high deck, let the sea breeze disperse the dark clouds, and pass through the vortex of rain and clouds!"
He kept rubbing the chainsaw in his hand, and then suddenly pulled it off his body as if he felt no pain at all.
At this moment, the Joker's insane speech reached its climax:
"Sun! Come out now! Show me your big, smiling face!!! Let that smile spread like a virus throughout the entire multiverse, do you know why?!?"
He paused, then shouted loudly, "Because smiles are the most infectious thing, hahaha, hahaha, hahahahaha!!!!!!!"
He roared and screamed wildly, perhaps even the Emperor Clown himself didn't understand what he was saying. He was just going crazy, going mad, and overjoyed.
"Let go! Let go! Let go of me!"
Something humanoid was pulled out of the Emperor Joker's stomach. He struggled and screamed, but he couldn't change the fact that he had been discovered.
The Emperor Joker finally pulled out the bastard that had been causing trouble inside him, and then, upon closer inspection, realized who it was:
"Bat mite? You idiot, Batman took all your powers, and you're still working for him?"
The bat mite, who had initially looked utterly dejected, as if its mission had failed, immediately corrected the other person upon hearing their words:
"No, no, strictly speaking, it's 99%, but I still have 1% left." The bat mite popped, trying to disappear from the Emperor Clown's palm, only to be immediately grabbed back.
"You can't just leave like this, my dear, I'm afraid you really can't." The Emperor Joker played with the tiny miniature Batman he had created himself, kneading and shaping it with great interest.
"You are my child, so call me Mommy now, oh, sweetheart."
Then he looked at the other person, as if he had switched back to his normal, evil clown mode for a moment, and said:
"How did you get into my body? I only absorbed the troublemaker's power."
Bat mites would rather die than submit:
"I would rather die than tell you..."
Before he could finish speaking, the clown grabbed the pacifier from his mouth, turned it into steel, and forced it back in: "My patience has its limits... Fine, I'll do it myself."
Just as the bat mite was about to swear, it was immediately controlled by the Emperor Clown and involuntarily spoke:
"The troublemaker must pour all his power into your body to complete the time loop from which you once stole his power, but this does not mean that he has completely lost the ability to resist."
He said, "You two will always be one, do you understand? The troublemaker shares the same five-dimensional divine power as you, he's just waiting for an opportunity to take back all the five-dimensional divine power from you."
Parallax Mohal overheard this conversation. While using one hand to block the Abyss Maw that the Anti-Monitor Dragon was biting at, he immediately transformed his lower face into a sharp-mouthed one and bit down into the Anti-Monitor Dragon's gaping maw.
While biting someone, Hal earnestly asked, "So now the troublemaker possesses two parts of five-dimensional power?"
"What? Of course not, there's only one power, where did this second one come from?"
"So how does the troublemaker plan to deal with the Emperor Joker?"
"He has no intention of dealing with it."
"How can you withdraw your power if you don't intend to deal with him?"
"Give your power to the Emperor Joker, and all power will be united as one."
"So, can the troublemaker still fight now?"
"Of course not, didn't he divide his power?"
Hal, who was fighting against the Anti-Monitor Dragon and his companions, still hadn't given up on figuring out the inner logic of the Fifth Dimension's energy. However, after a few words, Hal, unable to communicate effectively, was defeated once again and gave up.
With a wave of his hand, the Emperor Clown threw the bat mite into the baby carriage without any resistance, dressed it in a baby uniform, and turned it into the Baby Bat, with a pacifier in its mouth.
The Joker started his indiscriminate tantrum again: "Poor little darling, even though you were tipping off Batman and sabotaging your Joker mommy since you were in the womb, I wouldn't care, would I?"
He said, "But darling, you must make up for your mistake. We'll be back soon..."
Boo!
There was another clear sound, and this time the Emperor Clown reached out and grabbed at nothing.
The bat mite, which had been almost completely crushed by the Emperor Joker, vanished from its spot, leaving only a specially made bat dart hovering in front of the Joker.
Not only is this batarang brand new, but it also has a specially made round hole for attaching a key ring. What's even more ridiculous is that it even has Batman's autograph on it.
This is very likely a rare, autographed dart given by Batman Dragon to some young fan, but it's obvious that it's been laced with something; even the bat mite wouldn't know what effect it has.
If he knew, after being captured by the Emperor Joker, he would have immediately had his memories read and then promptly dismantled and discarded the dart.
The Emperor Clown watched as his newborn son vanished before his very eyes, and fell silent.
"never mind."
Finally, the Emperor Joker shook his head.
In any case, he had already vaguely sensed that the Batman's hidden trump card within him had been removed by the Emperor Joker. Therefore, the upcoming confrontation would be an absolutely fair battle.
This is an acceptable outcome for the Joker; it's a loose end to the score with Batman.
He took one last look at the Anti-Monitor Dragons and their companions, who were still fighting against Hal.
With these people blocking his way, it wouldn't be easy for Hal to act as a crowbar spirit downstream in the timeline, so the Emperor Joker wouldn't need to lift a finger.
And besides that...
Out of the corner of his eye, Emperor Joker glanced at the Time Trapped Ones who had already hidden themselves not far away, as well as the spectators hidden on the other side of the battlefield.
Look, the first Lantern has arrived.
(End of this chapter)